Never let it be said that I'm not magnanimous

Oct 10, 2015, 8:48 AM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM:

I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I still suspect that you're one of the good hairless apes. I'm willing to accept your apology for your general acting like a goofy hairless ape that disrespects lions. If you offer said apology I promise not to go all wildebeest on your ass.

Unless I decide that I just need to go all wildebeest on some hairless apes ass. ROAR!

I'll extend the same offer to all of you hairless apes. Remember, the lions are taking over. The question is whether we act as your benevolent overlords or whether we go all wildebeest on the lot of you.

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ATACdawg10 years ago

I, for one, would be happy to bury the hatchet .... right between your eyes!

JohnSmith6910 years ago

This is the new shotgun that I just bought:

benelliusa.com

It's the same semi automatic tactical shotgun used by the Marines. It's loaded with military grade buck shot.n there's a round in the chamber and its sitting right next to my bed.

The only problem with the gun is that now I need something to blow the fuck up. Taken it to the range and shot slugs but I'm betting it'd be a lot more fun to see what six shots would do to a lion. Especially an arrogant one that actually claims to be able to fuck my DS.

JohnSmith6910 years ago

I know I'm not supposed to feed the trolls, but I really do need something to shoot.

mikeya0210 years ago

Sure, I'll give you my autograph.........on the cast on your broken arm

4got2wipe10 years ago

"I know I'm not supposed to feed the trolls, but I really do need something to shoot."

Brilliant!

"Sure, I'll give you my autograph.........on the cast on your broken arm"

Double brilliant!

4got2wipe10 years ago

But you should be careful JohnSmith69! The lion claims to have an AK that he took from a Nigerian prince or something like that! ;)

crazyjoe10 years ago

Great choice js69

san_jose_guy10 years ago

JS69,

With all your recent talk about guns, I do think you're going kinda nuts. In the first couple of years after a divorce a guy is really in a strange place. I won't say that guns are never good, but most of the time they are not, and they are not when they are in possession of someone who has gotten a bit off base.

SJG sites.google.com

White Bird youtube.com

crazyjoe10 years ago

^^^ did you shit yourself?

JohnSmith6910 years ago

SJG, relax. I'm not really going to shoot anybody.

san_jose_guy10 years ago

You do still sound to me like you are going off the deep end.

SJG sites.google.com

crazyjoe10 years ago

^^^^ your dumb