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shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

A couple of days ago I was at my Ford dealer getting my car serviced and I went into the waiting room. The was a grossly fat woman in there nursing a baby. She had to weigh at least 300 lbs. My question is how can a guy get it up to fuck some one like that? And I see them all over the place.

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rockstar666

She spreads at the edge of the bed. It's the only way.

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shadowcat

So he just drops it in? :)

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mikeya02

"Men will fuck mud"----Lenny Bruce

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440viking

"She spreads at the edge of the bed. It's the only way."

Reads like you're well versed in that, I suppose Cheap Trick copy bands only attract fat groupies eh? Sounds like the cheapest trick.

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former_stripper

Booze and drugs. Either that or they are blind. I have this friend (well not really a friend anymore)who always wanted me but I didn't want him because he's a religious freak. So he then married this really ugly and fat woman, I'm talking probably 400 pounds with an ugly face (crooked teeth, big nose, beady eyes, etc). Meanwhile he's sending me emails saying he really wanted me but he "needed" a wife so he settled on Jabba The Hut's uglier, fatter sister. I just laugh at his misfortune because he's stuck since he is a fundie.

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JohnSmith69

Most guys are pathetic and desperate, willing to fuck most anything except another guy. Many of us are different only because we have learned how to effectively fuck cute young strippers. If I didn't know how to get strippers, I'd be fucking whatever I could get my hands on or else I'd be involved in the murky world of on line escorts. And if cute young strippers weren't an option I bet I'd be horny enough to fuck fat chicks.

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mjx01

@shadow: I often wonder about the same thing. How desperate do you have to be to ride a walrus? And more importantly, why not p4p for much much better and (ideally) not losing half in the divorce?

@JS: I don't disagree, but IMO, I think it is more not caring / "pink is pink" than anything else.

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sharkhunter

Maybe they do it in the dark and he imagines a hot DS.

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PhantomGeek

Maybe he imagines he's on a moaning, groaning waterbed.

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goldmongerATL

These guys just roll them in flour and look for the wet spot. And why are the guys screwing 300 pound Dolly always about 120 pounds themselves?

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crazyjoe

^^^ true

Why is it that the guys fucking the fat ugly women are skinny

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rh48hr

This would be most of you guys reaction after finding out you slept with a fat chick.

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shadowcat

Maybe they are being threatened with bodily harm.

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4got2wipe

I try not to judge what others are attracted to! I'm attracted to blondes and redheads, pale skin, no (or few) tattoos, tit size largely irrelevant!

But I'm not going to criticize others! It's all brilliant as long as you find somebody you like!

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crazyjoe

How did she get pregnant? LMN was high...that's how

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