Sweetie stopped texting me....

in fact.....

I've hit......

an all-time......

low......

Shit happens. Move on.

You should always have more than one sweetie for times like this. It has taken three OTC strippers for me to even partially recover from the loss of the DS.

Hey - you still have us!

Shit happens. The secret is to get up one more time than your pushed down... Keep up the good work mikeya

It's kind of like the first law of submarine design - the number of surfacings must equal the number of dives...

I can explain it all. There is a big AI running our universe. Every time you do something that it notices, it gives you a big FU. Then it gets nice again if you're lucky. Otherwise, you're screwed.

"I can explain it all. There is a big AI running our universe. Every time you do something that it notices, it gives you a big FU. Then it gets nice again if you're lucky. Otherwise, you're screwed."

Weird but brilliant!

Mikey, you're starting to sound like John Smith. Grow a baculum my friend. The jury is still out on you. It could go wildebeest or it could go hairless ape slave. After all, you might be good for mopping my floor after I give John Smith the wildebeest treatment. Aim for slave my friend. Aim for slave.

You can always rely on old faithful – i.e. your right hand

Maybe send her a text to see if she found her phone. :)

@mikeya02- Like Papi said - you still have us! We'll hurl loogies at you, punch you in the arm, give you atomic wedgies and chase you around the backyard with a stun gun*. We are here for you, to help take your mind off of that ungrateful trollop.

• stun gun optional.

^^^^ lol, that probably would help