I'm going to repeat last weekend
how about you? What kind of debauchery did you get into?
My usual stripper (20 years old, jet black hair, 5 ft 9, fake DD breasts, smoking hot body) brought over a friend of hers to party. Her friend was 19, just moved to Miami, (fake) blonde hair, probably about 5 ft. 6, natural D's, very tight body.
We spent a good amount of time smoking weed, drinking 1942, and snorting lines of coke mixed with crushed roxi.
We're out on the balcony smoking a joint when these girls start shotgunning the smoke into each other's mouths. Pretty quickly that turns into them making out with each other. Next thing I know, they are both naked on the balcony and the blonde girl is on her knees licking the other ones pussy. I'm watching smoking a joint.
That was the beginning to a very fun night. We fucked pretty much all night/morning taking interludes to snort the roxi/coke mix or smoke another bowl. At one point the brunette was doing lines of coke off the blonde's pussy and then getting a freeze by licking the residue off.
All in all, a fun time and worth the investment.
Hotel room - $675/night
Strippers - $2500 total
Quarter oz of white - $220
10 30mg roxis - $150
Money may not buy happiness but it buys 2 strippers fucking each other while high as a kite.
Going to repeat this weekend. Bet you guys wish you were me.
My usual stripper (20 years old, jet black hair, 5 ft 9, fake DD breasts, smoking hot body) brought over a friend of hers to party. Her friend was 19, just moved to Miami, (fake) blonde hair, probably about 5 ft. 6, natural D's, very tight body.
We spent a good amount of time smoking weed, drinking 1942, and snorting lines of coke mixed with crushed roxi.
We're out on the balcony smoking a joint when these girls start shotgunning the smoke into each other's mouths. Pretty quickly that turns into them making out with each other. Next thing I know, they are both naked on the balcony and the blonde girl is on her knees licking the other ones pussy. I'm watching smoking a joint.
That was the beginning to a very fun night. We fucked pretty much all night/morning taking interludes to snort the roxi/coke mix or smoke another bowl. At one point the brunette was doing lines of coke off the blonde's pussy and then getting a freeze by licking the residue off.
All in all, a fun time and worth the investment.
Hotel room - $675/night
Strippers - $2500 total
Quarter oz of white - $220
10 30mg roxis - $150
Money may not buy happiness but it buys 2 strippers fucking each other while high as a kite.
Going to repeat this weekend. Bet you guys wish you were me.
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I was busy today with a chain saw cutting up a large tree that fell. I saved about 500 to 1000 doing it myself. My arms are all pumped up though. feels hot without all the rain. 2 weeks of nonstop rain is too much. 43 trillion gallons fell over the Carolina's the last week. enough to end California's drought. I had fun dodging a tree in the road.
What's a freeze? I've never heard that term. At my favorite club a few guys brought 6 strippers to VIP and one gal was snorting lines of Coke off the guy's dick. That sounds better than snorting from a pussy.
Money can buy happiness. When I buy myself a bottle of pinot grigio I am buying happiness. When I purchased my vibrator I was purchasing happiness (especially since I initially bought it for a toy show for a bachelor party, so I made money off that thing, win/win.
I couldn't get down with snorting a roxy coke cocktail though. Not for me.
"My dog licked cocaine residue. Do I need to worry? He's a big dog and it was a very small amount left over. (self.AskVet)"
Come on people! Don't let your puppies do drugs! Little 4got2usethepapers (my dachshund buddy!) was just appalled! Leaving drugs out for your pet = not brilliant!
Assuming the idiot that did that wasn't trolling all worked out ok!
So I'm not sure if the OP is 100% trolling and it's just BS or 90% trolling and there is some reality to his post! If the latter it may be specific to the "roxi" (not sure what that is) or roxi+cocaine mixture!
Come over to the brilliant side I_MN, just say no to drugs! ;)