New Cleveland Favorite

After several visits to multiple clubs in the area I can now say that Crazy Horse is the best day club in Cleveland. Mileage is limited but the dancers are hot and the club is fairly nice. I used to always visit Hustler Club when visiting CLE but have been disappointed more than not. Now I head east to Crazy Horse right away. The inside of the club is nicer than the outside but is very cramped. There is a small patio off to the right after you enter and more often than not several girls will be braving the weather for a smoke there. Upon entering you'll find a bar running along the right hand side, a very small stage sitting in the middle of the room to the left, booths past the stage and the floor between PACKED with semi comfortable tables and chairs. Toward the rear are couches for fairly bright semi private dances. This place is camera central but as long as you don't get too handsy and stay inside your dancers comfort zone all is fine. You won't find much stick shifting here or anything other than a range from air to medium grind but what you will find are beautiful women and a consistently good dance. Those looking for more should probably look elsewhere. I have seen management break up dances getting too fun as well as dancers get customers warned or tossed for misbehaving.

My visit was on a Thursday after lunch and there were two solid 7s and one spinner 9 locked up with regulars. Normally in a Cleveland day shift that means try somewhere else or be prepared to wait a long long time. Not here. There were two more 7s on the patio one of which was a rail thin spinner who gave me 5 awesome dances at $20 per song. Not a lot of physical contact but it felt like a girlfriend experience. Not sure how she pulled it off but I can't wait to go back and get at least 5 more. May try a room next. If I do I will submit a new review.