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Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
10 yrs ago · 1 min read
You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following:
BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole.
BSTC - big spiny tiger cock. Female hairless apes that aren't good enough for BSLC go for this.
Perfection - a lion wearing a suit
Dangerous perfection - a lion wearing a suit pointing an AK at you. ROAR!
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Given that you have no opposable thumbs, and sausage fingers too thick to fit a trigger guard, how, exactly, do you think you will operate an AK? Hmmmm?
With one of his spines.
I think you need to make a formal request to founder for this to be considered.
I'm not sure that I'd find many reasons to use the abbreviation in BSLC or BSTC in my posts!
And I have wondered how a lion can use an AK! But since this is posted on TUSCL it must be true and there really must an armed lion that wears a suit and dates JohnSmith69's DS out there somewhere! Brilliant! ;)
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