My first strip club experience

As said in the title, this was my first time in a strip club. I've read lots of reviews of this place, some good and some bad, and decided to give it a go. The first sign I saw when entering the club was a bit disappointing. "No sexual touching allowed by law". I've read stories from people saying that strippers in Canada do allow touching, but apparently that was not true. Oh well, I still get to see naked ladies. So, in I went. Because I arrived shortly after it opened, there wasn't anything happening on the stage yet. I sat down and ordered a drink. Because I don't drink alcohol, I was probably 1 or 2 dollars cheaper off in terms of drinks. Soon the first girl came to my table and offered me a private dance. I politely declined and thought that maybe if she was 20 years younger, I would have been interested. It's my first time in a strip club, so I'm not parting with my cash for just any girl. She seemed to be fine with it and left. She was soon followed by another girl who was so full with tattoos that I didn't even realise she was wearing a bikini. When I go to a strip club, I want to see naked skin, not tattoos. So I politely declined. And besides, I wasn't going to go with any girl, before I'd seen a couple of stage performances. So for the next however many minutes it was until the stage perfomances started, I just sat there, sipping my drink, and make sure I don't make any eye contact with the dancers and attract their attention. Finally, the stage perfomances started. The girl on stage follows a standard routine of 3 songs. During the first song, she just dances around. In the second song the top comes off and in the third song the bottom comes off. After that, she leaves the stage and starts approaching people for private dances. The first girl was okay and I probably would have gone with her if she approached me, but she didn't. That was a good thing, because when the second girl came on stage, I thought: "Yes! She's someone I'd like to have for my first private dance". She just looked like a normal girl next door, just as I like them. On stage, she was also much more exposing than the first girl, who did her best to keep her legs together once the bottom came off. This second girl actually opened her legs during her perfomance, showing her pussy. I had chosen my seat in such a way that there was a good chance that I was the first person a girl would approach after her show and luckily for me, she did. After a quick chat, we went to the private booth, where she explained the rules. Of course, there was the 'no sexual touching' rule. Fortunately for me, she had a very narrow interpretation of what sexual touching is, and therefore a very broad interpretation of non-sexual touching. Basically, I could touch her anywhere, except her pussy. Because I like spanking, I asked her if she was okay with that, which she was. The private dances are $20 per song. What I like about this place is that 1. the girl waits until the song is finished before she starts. Until that time, she sits on your lap and chats with you, which is not unpleasant. And 2. After every song, there is a short announcement, so you know that a new song is starting. So, the new song started and she started to dance. I'm not an expert on dancing, but I don't really care. It was amazing. She took her top off and moved seductively to the music, while I was touching her in all the places she would allow me and of course giving her regular spanks. She's a very naughty girl ;-). I went for the boobs and squeezed them, moved down to her stomach and her legs, before moving all the way up to her neck. The bottom removal followed shortly and she was now fully naked. She continued dancing on my lap, while I continued to put my hands all over her. When the song finished, I requested one more song which she happily gave me and we went on as we did so far. She was amazing. After that, I returned to the main area to enjoy the stage shows. I was soon approached by another girl. I hadn't seen her dance yet, but she looked cute enough so I went for it. She also allowed touching anywhere, except her pussy, so that was great. It was basically the same routine, although she only took her top off in the first song. In the second song, the panties came off. There was lots of touching going on and of course some spanking. I really enjoyed it. The only thing I wished for was that they could have exposed their pussies a bit more during the private dances. I never got a good full view of their pussies, but that's really just nitpicking. I can thoroughly recommend this club.

So in summary:

Pros:

No cover fee (for the regular club. There is a cover fee for the Upper Brass)