no real lap dances

I had been there on a Friday Evening. Entry charge was 10 pounds. The same scene as other pubs these days at which we have to drop a pound coin in the jar of the unsatisfied east European dancer with fake boobs. Its mandatory to buy a drink once we enter. I go to these places in search of real lap dances, but again not to my surprise the private dances were totally hands off and away from me. After one dance I was ready to go out of the door. The place is not good even to watch normal stage shows as the most of the girls have fake boobs and not good looking.

Its a request to fellow members who post reviews to please specify about the lap dances and their contact level with dancers during private lap dances. I guess most of us are looking for that particular info. It would be of great help.