Houston/Austin/Dallas Recommendations
jerikson40
New York
I might be heading to Texas in a few weeks, and I'm wondering about the best choice for clubs in the Houston/Austin/Dallas areas. I'm looking for hot girls who want to give mileage at a reasonable cost. And I don't need ITC full service, just some high mileage laps where the girls are trying to get you off, not rip you off. Whether the club is "nice" or "upscale" or the dancers do great pole tricks is irrelevant.
Sounds like Houston is in a fairly dry spell, and Austin might be more of a mileage place, and Dallas of course has Baby Dolls for hot girls and possible mileage.
Any thoughts?
Sounds like Houston is in a fairly dry spell, and Austin might be more of a mileage place, and Dallas of course has Baby Dolls for hot girls and possible mileage.
Any thoughts?
16 comments
If my choice were between Austin and Houston, I would choose Houston. I have not read much about the St. James lately, but they have semi private rooms, a wide variety of girls, and most times I left with at least some hand relief. Centerfolds can also be decent. There can be a great hustle factor, but there again are a wide variety of dancers, some pretty good, and enough dark corners that mileage can be good.
I have only been to a few clubs in Austin, but I always left disappointed. I found the mileage to be much lower than expected.
My comments are based solely on strip clubs and not on what else the cities have to offer. I may choose Austin if was actually spending a few days and may wander outside the dark clubs.
"Very low contact rating here, some don't even want to be touched during dances"
And the very next review:
"the girls provide a nice hands on experience...."
Okay....
John
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Austin - Perfect 10
Houston St James
Damn, it's nice there are so many clubs within a mile of Baby Dolls.
They all start with something like this:same, "Hi, I'm looking for a high mileage club, but not TOO high mileage because I would never dream of cumming inside a stripper, but it'd be great if she could leave me with a raging raging hard on or maybe even make me mess my pants."
Look, about the only thing left out is the following: "And oh yeah, please bend me over and fuck me in the ass with a rhino dick at the bar because I really like it like that." ;)
Look, I've never had a problem with the notion of a club coming on here and talking itself up. I only detest moronic shill activity. If someone who is affiliated with a club wants to come on and say good things or, better still, find a way to entice tusclers to visit, then come one come all - we are not exactly tough sells around here. But just do it above board.
Buck’s Ft Worth also seems to be getting some good reviews – there is also a Buck’s Dallas but that is a newer club and the reviews I’ve read for the Dallas location have not been very good.
PT’s is BYOB and thus full-nude AFAIK and seems to be getting fair # of decent reviews
w.r.t. mixed Dallas clubs I’d do Baby Dolls Dallas; Buck’s Ft Worth; and perhaps PT’s.
w.r.t. black clubs:
Onyx – late closing club so often gets going late – pretty big club – usually lots of dancers
Black Orchid – after-hours spot that probably gets going late
Dallas Cabaret North – newer club that seems pretty-good (there is also Dallas Cabaret but does not seem as good)
Stiletto’s Ft Worth
XTC – I think this is a late-closing club and mixed but w/ a good # of black dancers
Dallas Gentleman’s Club is decent
w.r.t. black clubs I’d do Onyx, Cabaret North, Stiletto’s
I have not SCed in Dallas in 3+ years and some of the black clubs I listed are newer than that so I’ve never been to them but I keep up w/ the reviews.
I was once turned away b/c my shirt did not have a collar but I think it was just the bouncer being a prick that night – it was a weekend night and the club was packed so perhaps the prick bouncer wanted to turn-away certain people (i.e. a lone PL dressed casually and perhaps he thought I would not spend much?).
I know you like to wear super-perv shorts and not sure if you’ll be able to get away w/ that at Baby Dolls particularly at night – you can try but just have backup clothes in your car.
“…I'm looking for hot girls who want to give mileage at a reasonable cost. And I don't need ITC full service, just some high mileage laps where the girls are trying to get you off, not rip you off …”
Dallas is a bit conservative and dances in most clubs are sorta out in the open usually in different areas of the main-floor – Baby Dolls is big and has a 2nd-floor balcony area where it’s a bit more private but def not private.
Dance mileage can be pretty-good but anything extra such as dick-playing and more is not that common mainly due to the lack of privacy – but not impossible either – i.e. don’t go expecting it but you can try – perhaps some dayshift girls may be more apt due to less custies and thus a bit more privacy and also a bit less staff.
Dallas is not expensive but not rock-bottom prices either – AFAIK pretty much all clubs are $20 dances and so are the black clubs (unlike some areas/cities where dances can be much cheaper in the black clubs)
Pandora’s is a late-closing club – it’s BYOB thus full-nude – it’s a blue-collar place and it’s mostly Hispanic (Mexicans) – I’d say dancer ethnic make-up is 60% Hispanic (mostly Mexican) and 40% white/black – since it’s BYOB it’s a $20 cover plus at least $5 for parking
Lipstick is probably not worth visiting – the far-and-few recent reviews probably back that up – I use to hit this place when I moved to Dallas in 2000 but by the mid to late 2000s the club was barely worth visiting and I have not read any recent reviews stating it’s any better currently – I’d hit Pandora’s b/f I’d hit this place – there are better places to invest one’s time and $$$ than Lipstick IMO.
FYI - a lot of the clubs close at 2:00 a.m. and these are usually in full-swing by 10 pm (e.g. Baby Dolls) – and the late closing clubs get going past 11:00 pm – some of the late closing spots can get a bit raunchy past 2:00 a.m. when all the riff-raff concentrates in the few remaining open clubs after most other clubs, bars, discos, have closed at 2:00 a.m.
IME Dallas does not have a strong dayshift but Baby Dolls and Buck’s Ft Worth seem to have decent dayshifts (perhaps PT’s also but not sure) – and IME the black clubs are often dead on dayshift - my info is a bit dated and perhaps stale so read some reviews to see which clubs may have decent dayshifts.
SJG