Wanna ???

If I didn't have to live there, I'd move to Detroit for the strippers.

I go into a private dance booth in a black club w/ a fine ebony dancer – as soon as we go in I sit on the bench and she stands in front of me with her left-hand on her hip and her right-hand holding up a condom and says “so do you wanna suck or fuck” – I thought we were just going back there for dances (I’m getting a hard-on remembering it)

"... I prefer this direct approach ..."

aka speaking a man's language

At a black club in Atlanta, a small light-skinned dancer had offered me her VIP prices the moment she sat down at my table. Didn't even ask me if I wanted to go to VIP or even if I wanted regular dances. Just laid everything out on the table. She was persistent but I refused because she seemed way too desperate.

Also, at Follies, there was a dancer that I had got some very high mileage before and asked for VIP but I refused during that visit due to low funds. The next time I returned that same dancer spotted me and whispered in my ear "let's go fuck in the VIP" without even asking for regular dances. Fun times.

A dancer who I had fun with in VIP before approached me and said "are you ready for your blow job? "

Yes ... Yes I am :-)

Damn, just thinking about it makes me want to go visit her tonight, but funds are low ... :-(

I once had a dancer look me up & down and say "too bad I didn't bring my strap-on with me today".
I just smiled and excused myself to the restroom.

I never did find out if she wanted to pitch or catch :)

A couple of instances. Once at Bogarts (yes she was desperate ), she told me she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Desperate and fugly had me passing. Ace of Spades, once in the VIP section, "do you want me to make it wet?". Well, yes, yes I do!

I will never forget an obviously drugged out dancer ask me if I wanted her to suck my dick, I declined as she was the type of dancer you stay the hell away, and she looked to have some serious mileage on her in a bad way.

Hey magicrat. Remember the one that used to ask if you wanted to go on a field trip?

I've told these before, but they never get old:
1. A dancer at Silver Criket in Dearborn introduced herself with "Wanna dance? Wanna blowjob?"
2. At Cheeks in Washington Park: "I love to give blowjobs and I swallow."
3. At Dollie's, also in Washington Park, after some small talk: "I wanna blow you!"

I'll let you stick your finger in my ass

This on approach from a, way past her prime, strung out, desperate dancer. As appealing as that sounded, I had to decline.

Has a dancer sit on my lap, bite my earlobe and say, "I want to rub that curly hair in my pussy".

Dancer sat down and said: "lets not pretend anyone comes here for any reasons other than extras. I swallow".

A few years ago, I walk up to a club on a Tuesday, and there's a dancer outside that I've seen and talked to in the club, but not had sex with for mostly opportunity reasons, though we'd discussed it.

She's in civilian clothes, with her little suitcase, smoking before she goes in. She sees me coming up to the door, and before I go in, says, "I don't really feel like working today, you want to go rent a room and have some fun?"

Yep.

There was a girl I was tipping who I hadn't seen before. After her stageset she whispered in my ear, "are you gonna let me suck your dick later?"
Unfortunately I didn't take her up on her offer.