Juice For President 2016 - It Can Really Happen
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I think this is the time for the TUSCL Super Pac to really try to get Juice in the door. We just need to get a running mate for him. So many options, so many options. If anyone nominates me to be his running mate, I would have to decline. If some reporter tried to dig up dirt on me, that could fuck the entire Republican party for the next 25 years.
I would gladly accept the position of campaign manager and would simply run the platform on these simple ideals:
1. Legalize Prostitution
2. Legalize (and tax) gambling
3. Legalize (and tax) Marijuana
4. Allow strip clubs to be open in all jurisdictions until 5AM
5. Fast forward research on self-driving cars to alleviate drunk driving
6. 25 Chackin Fangers for every tax paying citizen or child of a tax paying citizen per month
7. Tax all churches
8. Abolish parking tickets
9. Legalize Polygamy
I think there's something for everyone in there.
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Kasich is probably a better choice tho.
I'm with you - are we moving to Greece and drinking ouzo all day or Italy and drinking wine?