Daily Masterbations

15 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I've heard you can go blind
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Jesus Age Christ how many fucking accounts do you have on this site!?!?!?!?! I'm willing to bet the number of accounts you have on this site, is higher than the number of Chackin Fangers you've eaten in the month of March.
• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  I used to do it 3 times a day in college if I didn't have a cum dumpster. These days it's more like every other day.
• SmithWV

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  8 years ago

  sometimes 2 a day or if I don't for long periods, it can be up towards 4.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  "cum dumpster?" Is that something I can order online? lol!!!!!!
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, shailynn, Amazon has them. :)
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Snackbox dad heard him jacking off in his room one day. He walks in and says, "son, if you don't stop that you will go blind"! Snackbox says, "Hay dad! I'm over here!"
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  ^^^ ROTFLMAO
• Jugo

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  8 years ago

  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I just masturbated twice and responded to this post while sitting at a traffic light.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Let me check my masterbation log.... Yep, at least once everyy day for the past month except March 22 and 29. Must be something about Tuesdays.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I'm wound up a little tight & often have trouble falling asleep so I slap the monkey & that relaxes me (usually 4x/wk but more if stressed). I am sitting @ Miami airport waiting for my ATL flight for my little SC getaway thus I have not slapped the monkey since Su "saving my strength" - needless to say I've had some rough nights' sleep the last couple of nights.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  I only masturbate when watching porn... Which is usually every day.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  You know when you go into a restaurant and they say "it's a 20 minute wait." Yeah that's when I usually masturbate, right in the waiting area. I always ask to see a menu and use it to conceal me doing the deed. Why do you think those menus are always sticky?
• s88

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  8 years ago

  Once an hour till my dick bleeds from chafing.