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Apr 5, 2016, 8:05 PM

They never tell you what you need to know.

Juice comes into the club trying to sneak 8 Four Lokos under his coat. The manager sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DS8 tells JS69 the only way he's gonna get a grade-A BJ is if he pays $4,000. JS69 sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CrazyJoe decides to do Flaming Dr Pepper shots with a dancer and the bartender lights Crazy's pants on fire by accident. Crazy sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DanWilliams comes into the club to see HotStuff and he really is the guy in his avatar. Hotstuff instantly falls in love and sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

SJG finally comes out of his mom's basement and sees daylight for the first time in 3 years. His mom sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Bavarian still standing in front of the faucet at Baby Dolls just trying to wash his hands. The bathroom troll sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

4Got finally got a handjob in the club. No not really ¯_(ツ)_/¯

LDK82 takes 4 songs to LDK. The stripper sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Dougster and Ricky having lunch at Panera sharing a bagel. Everyone sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Supremeruler9 years ago

Fuck you jackie.

Dur_Flush9 years ago

Juice juice juice

Dur_Flush9 years ago

I'm really starting to have conviction about the thesis of Shalynn being this Juice caricature

Dominic779 years ago

shailynn --> "DanWilliams comes into the club to see HotStuff and he really is the guy in his avatar. Hotstuff instantly falls in love and sez ¯_(ツ)_/¯ " --> end quote shailynn

^Haha

shailynn9 years ago

^^^ Oh I see you're an artist now too!!!!

Dur_Flush9 years ago

<:3)~

shailynn9 years ago

"I'm really starting to have conviction about the thesis of Shalynn being this Juice caricature"

Listen bro, I spell way better than Juice

SnackBox699 years ago

Que ¿

pistola9 years ago

Read through some threads. OP sounds like a troll. Talks a lot of smack, sparse advice. J/S

warhawks9 years ago

^^^. ????

Really? 78 reviews of 48 clubs? You consider that sparse advice and trolling?

4got2wipe9 years ago

Brilliant! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

4got2wipe9 years ago

And for the record I have received an ITC BJ! Told the stripper I had a dachshund and she dropped to her knees and said "this is free!"

I said "Ace!"

Dachshund system rules! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

shailynn9 years ago

^^^^ If I were you I'd start bringing the dog to the club with you. All dachshunds are cute as hell, so if you can teach it to sit at the bar and wear sunglasses I bet strippers will start having sex with you for free just to hang out with the dog.

shailynn9 years ago

" Read through some threads. OP sounds like a troll. Talks a lot of smack, sparse advice. J/S "

Are you retarded or do you have Down syndrome?

JohnSmith699 years ago

$4K sounds reasonable.

JuiceBox699 years ago

I agree warhawk

I'm no troll just look at all my raviews

shailynn9 years ago

^^^^ listen, cutting and pasting all of SJGs reviews to your account doesn't count!!!!

RandomMember9 years ago

"$4K sounds reasonable."

John Smith: A bright spot in an otherwise dismal economy for young people.

BTW: Some of us non-trolls, who don't travel much -- who have beautiful DS's on the side -- post reviews under an alias for anonymity. Deal with it, you PLs.

shailynn9 years ago

^^^ Juice started this trend with his 37 different accounts. Nobody ever would have caught on but he made one mistake. Every single account has to do with juice, poker or North Carolina sports and eventually everyone caught on.