Why get dances from ugly strippers?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I understand that tastes vary. And I know that sometimes the little head makes poor choices. Especially under the influence of weed.
But still. There are guys here getting dances from very ugly strippers. And they're going to the rooms that don't involve sex. So it's not for extras.
But still. There are guys here getting dances from very ugly strippers. And they're going to the rooms that don't involve sex. So it's not for extras.
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Can't give any other answer cause I like to have my wits about me when in the club, not looking to lose more money due to not being fully aware.
Seriously I only get dances from 7-Ups. To each his own.
An excess of booze (or weed) can do that to you.
Hell, I've fucked a few civvy 4s and 5s in my day because I liked their tits
The bigger the panza, the better the chansa
I'm wondering if it is the special occasion crowd that is easily drawn in by the "uglier" dancers. To this group, they are in a room full of half dressed to naked woman, and their senses might be overwhelmed. For us hobbyists, we've seen it all, so we are a more measure group as far as what we are looking for. And since as a hobbyist our visits are more frequent, we can afford to be more choosey or selective, as we know there will always be a "next time" at some point in the near future.
All that said, I see dancers at the club and will wonder who is getting dances from these girls beause they are just not that attractive. This is especially so for certain girls I've seen 2-3 years now.
The non-hobbyists can make impulse decisions - and they can be unpredictable.
Looks are important - but some guys like a good rap - excellent conversation - and less focus on looks and extras.
I don't know how many times I've been out with buddies, and one guy will say, "Hey, check out that chick". And we all look, and the chick looks like jabba the hut with a weave. Dude, WTF? We demand an explanation from the guy, and the answer is ALWAYS THE SAME: "well, she has big tits". Whatever it is that not getting breastfed long enough does to a person to turn them into a breastman, sometimes has the side effect of making them blind to everything but breasts. And these are the tragic consequences: guys going into the back with ugly chicks who have big tits. You do not have assmen pointing out horrible fat chicks and then shrugging and saying, "well, she has a nice ass", just not happening in this universe.
Moral of the story: Ladies, breastfeed your kids. Don't let them turn into breastmen.
:)
Actually, that goes for "assmen" also, specifically, the big booty loving assmen. There is a phrase "Dat azz doe" or, to take the ebonics out of it, "That ass though" - referring to a chick that may be an idiot or ugly, but she can still get it (lap dance, sex, dating or otherwise) because the booty makes up for it.
SJG