All this talk about sex with women. I am truly glad we don't touch the subject of sex with men. I was curious about what we think of ourselves giving a hand job to one self. Do you find it overall to be a better sexual experience than whatever kind of sex we have with women.
If I could pleasure myself anywhere close to as well as my strippers pleasure me, then I wouldn't be spending thousands of dollars every month on strippers.
A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
No. I find it messes with my performance for normal sex. Masturbation and/or watching too much porn, for me, causes (1) premature ejaculation and (2) reduced semen volume for normal sex or fellatio. #1 was not a surprise but #2 was for me. 5 weeks of cold turkey from choking the chicken seems to reset the 'ole system. YMMV.
Dominic77 - your experience matches mine. I was amazed at my longevity & volume after just a couple of weeks of abstinence. My ATF even commented on the change. I've always been a believer of "Use it or lose it " but lately I've been keeping my hands off myself and like my performance with real women much better. And oral or vaginal penetration beats handjobs any day.
Obviously I prefer a BJ or FS over getting myself off. But I do need to pleasure myself at least once every few days to keep myself sane. But I do find that since I masturbate a lot that it makes it much harder for me to get off from a hand job from a stripper.
While do do like to abstain from masturbation for a couple weeks before I go see my ATF (makes great sex feel even better) I actually feel like I last longer if I masturbate a few days before.
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If jerking off was anywhere near as good as penetration - it would be quite a savings for most all of us.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
https://youtu.be/FMeED7mPY4k
While do do like to abstain from masturbation for a couple weeks before I go see my ATF (makes great sex feel even better) I actually feel like I last longer if I masturbate a few days before.