Hand jobs

14 comments

• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  No thanks.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  If I could pleasure myself anywhere close to as well as my strippers pleasure me, then I wouldn't be spending thousands of dollars every month on strippers.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  ^he said giving a hj to oneself.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  Are we discussing masturbation vs sex with a stripper? I've never heard of jerking off referenced as giving yourself a handjob.
  
  If jerking off was anywhere near as good as penetration - it would be quite a savings for most all of us.
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
  
  He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
  
  Hamburger - 2.99
  
  Cheeseburger - 3.99
  
  Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
  
  Hand Jobs - 19.99
  
  The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
  
  The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Funny. Unexpected punch line too.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  No. I find it messes with my performance for normal sex. Masturbation and/or watching too much porn, for me, causes (1) premature ejaculation and (2) reduced semen volume for normal sex or fellatio. #1 was not a surprise but #2 was for me. 5 weeks of cold turkey from choking the chicken seems to reset the 'ole system. YMMV.
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  Dominic77 - your experience matches mine. I was amazed at my longevity & volume after just a couple of weeks of abstinence. My ATF even commented on the change. I've always been a believer of "Use it or lose it " but lately I've been keeping my hands off myself and like my performance with real women much better. And oral or vaginal penetration beats handjobs any day.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Whackin off
  
  https://youtu.be/FMeED7mPY4k
• mrrock

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  8 years ago

  I think JS said it best. We wouldn't be going to the club and fiending for women if we could please ourselves the same way!
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Thanks guys. You echo my experience. Abstinence helps performance.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  motor lololol
• impala

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  8 years ago

  Only ever got one HJ from a stripper, no lube or spit, and she about rubbed the skin off me.
• footballguy

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  8 years ago

  Obviously I prefer a BJ or FS over getting myself off. But I do need to pleasure myself at least once every few days to keep myself sane. But I do find that since I masturbate a lot that it makes it much harder for me to get off from a hand job from a stripper.
  
  While do do like to abstain from masturbation for a couple weeks before I go see my ATF (makes great sex feel even better) I actually feel like I last longer if I masturbate a few days before.