All this talk about sex with women. I am truly glad we don't touch the subject of sex with men. I was curious about what we think of ourselves giving a hand job to one self. Do you find it overall to be a better sexual experience than whatever kind of sex we have with women.
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Apr 3, 2016, 4:35 PM
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If I could pleasure myself anywhere close to as well as my strippers pleasure me, then I wouldn't be spending thousands of dollars every month on strippers.
^he said giving a hj to oneself.
Are we discussing masturbation vs sex with a stripper? I've never heard of jerking off referenced as giving yourself a handjob.
If jerking off was anywhere near as good as penetration - it would be quite a savings for most all of us.
A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Funny. Unexpected punch line too.
No. I find it messes with my performance for normal sex. Masturbation and/or watching too much porn, for me, causes (1) premature ejaculation and (2) reduced semen volume for normal sex or fellatio. #1 was not a surprise but #2 was for me. 5 weeks of cold turkey from choking the chicken seems to reset the 'ole system. YMMV.
Dominic77 - your experience matches mine. I was amazed at my longevity & volume after just a couple of weeks of abstinence. My ATF even commented on the change. I've always been a believer of "Use it or lose it " but lately I've been keeping my hands off myself and like my performance with real women much better. And oral or vaginal penetration beats handjobs any day.
I think JS said it best. We wouldn't be going to the club and fiending for women if we could please ourselves the same way!
Thanks guys. You echo my experience. Abstinence helps performance.
motor lololol
Only ever got one HJ from a stripper, no lube or spit, and she about rubbed the skin off me.
Obviously I prefer a BJ or FS over getting myself off. But I do need to pleasure myself at least once every few days to keep myself sane. But I do find that since I masturbate a lot that it makes it much harder for me to get off from a hand job from a stripper.
While do do like to abstain from masturbation for a couple weeks before I go see my ATF (makes great sex feel even better) I actually feel like I last longer if I masturbate a few days before.
No thanks.