From a recent review of XTC Dallas:
“… The signature moment of the night, other than the personal epiphany, was when a girl had a monkey - yes, an actual monkey - get on the pole and do tricks. Never have I seen an animal on the pole. It even knew how to take tips and throw money …”


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That...is...AWESOME!!! Did she spank it?
Sounds a lot better than the mistress of torture which is the last feature that I saw. At Follies of the Southwest.
This I must see!
Just take my money little monkey
You better be very careful saying "look at that little monkey work the pole"
Remember, Howard Cosell essentially lost his job on Monday Night Football for saying "look at that little monkey run"
I wonder if his name is rickthemonkey! That would be ace! :)
Crazy. I would love to see thay
That's more fun than...
Wait for it...
A barrel of monkeys...
Would be even better if the monkey gave lap-dances.
And for the more-adventurous amongst us; if the monkey gave extras.
Thank about it.
Papi, this was how aids started.
oh yeah - scratch that
Shit that is awesome!
"Papi, this was how aids started."
On the other hand, rickthelion has alleged that he has consorted with prostitutes of many species And it hasn't hurt him!
YOLO Papi_Chulo!
It's all fun and games until the monkey starts throwing its own feces...
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