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Well – this is a first

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)


From a recent review of XTC Dallas:

“… The signature moment of the night, other than the personal epiphany, was when a girl had a monkey - yes, an actual monkey - get on the pole and do tricks. Never have I seen an animal on the pole. It even knew how to take tips and throw money …”

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=3540

14 comments

  • mrrock
    •
    8 years ago
    That...is...AWESOME!!! Did she spank it?
  • JohnSmith69
    •
    8 years ago
    Sounds a lot better than the mistress of torture which is the last feature that I saw. At Follies of the Southwest.
  • l00ber
    •
    8 years ago
    This I must see!
  • mikeya02
    •
    8 years ago
    Just take my money little monkey
  • motorhead
    •
    8 years ago
    You better be very careful saying "look at that little monkey work the pole"

    Remember, Howard Cosell essentially lost his job on Monday Night Football for saying "look at that little monkey run"
  • 4got2wipe
    •
    8 years ago
    I wonder if his name is rickthemonkey! That would be ace! :)
  • Lone_Wolf
    •
    8 years ago
    Crazy. I would love to see thay
  • warhawks
    •
    8 years ago

    That's more fun than...

    Wait for it...



    A barrel of monkeys...
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    8 years ago
    Would be even better if the monkey gave lap-dances.

    And for the more-adventurous amongst us; if the monkey gave extras.

    Thank about it.
  • l00ber
    •
    8 years ago
    Papi, this was how aids started.
  • Papi_Chulo
    •
    8 years ago
    oh yeah - scratch that
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    Shit that is awesome!
  • 4got2wipe
    •
    8 years ago
    "Papi, this was how aids started."

    On the other hand, rickthelion has alleged that he has consorted with prostitutes of many species And it hasn't hurt him!

    YOLO Papi_Chulo!

  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    •
    8 years ago
    It's all fun and games until the monkey starts throwing its own feces...
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