Well – this is a first

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

4/4/2016 3:05:18 PM

From a recent review of XTC Dallas:

“… The signature moment of the night, other than the personal epiphany, was when a girl had a monkey - yes, an actual monkey - get on the pole and do tricks. Never have I seen an animal on the pole. It even knew how to take tips and throw money …”

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=3540

14 comments

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mrrock

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9 years ago

That...is...AWESOME!!! Did she spank it?

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

Sounds a lot better than the mistress of torture which is the last feature that I saw. At Follies of the Southwest.

l00ber

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9 years ago

This I must see!

mikeya02

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9 years ago

Just take my money little monkey

motorhead

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9 years ago

You better be very careful saying "look at that little monkey work the pole"

Remember, Howard Cosell essentially lost his job on Monday Night Football for saying "look at that little monkey run"

4got2wipe

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9 years ago

I wonder if his name is rickthemonkey! That would be ace! :)

Lone_Wolf

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9 years ago

Crazy. I would love to see thay

warhawks

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9 years ago

That's more fun than...

Wait for it...

A barrel of monkeys...

Papi_Chulo

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9 years ago

Would be even better if the monkey gave lap-dances.

And for the more-adventurous amongst us; if the monkey gave extras.

Thank about it.

l00ber

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9 years ago

Papi, this was how aids started.

Papi_Chulo

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9 years ago

oh yeah - scratch that

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

Shit that is awesome!

4got2wipe

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9 years ago

"Papi, this was how aids started."

On the other hand, rickthelion has alleged that he has consorted with prostitutes of many species And it hasn't hurt him!

YOLO Papi_Chulo!

Call.Me.Ishmael

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9 years ago

It's all fun and games until the monkey starts throwing its own feces...

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