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Papi_Chulo
Papi_ChuloVIP64041557

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

From a recent review of XTC Dallas:

“… The signature moment of the night, other than the personal epiphany, was when a girl had a monkey - yes, an actual monkey - get on the pole and do tricks. Never have I seen an animal on the pole. It even knew how to take tips and throw money …”

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mrrock

That...is...AWESOME!!! Did she spank it?

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JohnSmith69

Sounds a lot better than the mistress of torture which is the last feature that I saw. At Follies of the Southwest.

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l00ber

This I must see!

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mikeya02

Just take my money little monkey

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motorhead

You better be very careful saying "look at that little monkey work the pole"

Remember, Howard Cosell essentially lost his job on Monday Night Football for saying "look at that little monkey run"

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4got2wipe

I wonder if his name is rickthemonkey! That would be ace! :)

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Lone_Wolf

Crazy. I would love to see thay

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warhawks

That's more fun than...

Wait for it...

A barrel of monkeys...

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Papi_Chulo

Would be even better if the monkey gave lap-dances.

And for the more-adventurous amongst us; if the monkey gave extras.

Thank about it.

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l00ber

Papi, this was how aids started.

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Papi_Chulo

oh yeah - scratch that

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crazyjoe

Shit that is awesome!

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4got2wipe

"Papi, this was how aids started."

On the other hand, rickthelion has alleged that he has consorted with prostitutes of many species And it hasn't hurt him!

YOLO Papi_Chulo!

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Call.Me.Ishmael

It's all fun and games until the monkey starts throwing its own feces...

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