You know how when you meet a stripper, they always ask you the standard question, "what do you do".
You ever tell them you're a pimp or drug dealer? Aka stuff they look for in a boyfriend.
I told one stripper I was a pimp, her eyes widened and she brought her friend over. They wanted to be pimped out lol. Another time I had a stripper that told me I should be a pimp.
What are the qualities for being a pimp nowadays? Lol


Swagger. Lot's of it.