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Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

inexpensive fun

The physical description of this club has been detailed before. Its different for sure with the bar in the middle. Bouncer asked if I had weapons and waved me in without a cover charge (thanks,…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

A bit dull

I can confirm several of the sentiments expressed by other viewers about this club. It does indeed seem to ALWAYS feature several dancers that are content to sit in one spot for large periods…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Excellent club!

Lives up to its name! Good looking women all around you and atmosphere is unbeatable. Will be coming in more ofter for sure. The vibe from the moment you walk in screams NYC. The women from…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Not a regular strip club

This is not a regular strip club. There is no pole dances and the girls are straight up for sex. The prices range from 40 to 60 and 20 for the house. The only odd…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Not as great as the maiden voyage.

I stopped by Palamino a few weeks ago after working a full shift on my "day off". I popped my cherry here on a weekday during the afternoon early evening shift which was laid back…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Better bar than stripclub

Even with the infusion of dancers from the defunct vixens and taboo, lust's atmosphere falls short for the money. I've visted the place multiple times now on different days and feel I can give a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Slow Sunday afternoon at Synn

This place is well-reviewed, so I don't have much to add. I hadn't been to the place in about...a decade or so. Was in town for a short while for business, so decided to stop…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Finally go to Cheetahs

I've been hitting SD for business 2-3 weeks a month for last 3 months- often staying in hotels within a mile or so of Cheetahs. I have not been hitting any clubs in S…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Going Downhill Fast

I've been to this club twice. Both times were disappointing. It's a party atmosphere. They had customers dancing on stage, which gave the dancers an attitude. The dancers didn't want to put a lot of…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Seems like a fun place, but be careful

I went to Follies on a Monday night, not expecting it to be particularly packed. I was very surprised to see a full parking lot. I rolled in and tried to park my car by…

Scandals

New York, New York

Same name, slightly different vibe

I hadn't visited Scandals in what felt like years. It used to be a regular haunt of mine when I worked nearby. I had to be back in the area on a Friday afternoon/evening and…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Sunday Night Gem

Rolled up here from out of town for the first time late Sunday night. Basic club setup- No cover charge, DJ, Kitchen, large rectangular bar with a stage in the middle, a handful of…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

A Brief Visit

Stopped here as my final stop on my first day of my annual Akron/Canton visit. I was surprised to see cars in the parking lot, as last year during my visit they were scarce.…

PinUps of Palm Bay

Palm Bay, Florida

Not like the old school club(s)

This club has changed hands several time since the last time I visited, which was in 2000. Much improvement. The girls didn't have to wear pasties, and the lap dances where in private booths. It…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Nice venue, recent renovations, would recommend

Dancers are 7s or above, mostly. About 75% of the dancers are natural and the other 25% have enhanced mammaries. Maybe 60% white, 25% black, and a few Latina and Asian dancers. All seemed young…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Time for a Visit

I've been working too hard lately and have been due to visit a club. The 'original' was my choice! The parking lot was reasonably busy so I figured it to be reasonably busy which means everyone…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Had a blast, but it is very expensive

This is my first time in a FL club and my experience was very good. The club is right off the highway, well lit parking lots, tons of cars there when I visited on…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Post Game with Carrington

Needed some stress relief so headed out to Pandora's after the Hawks game. Usual setup. 2 stages going with rotation of dancers of mostly sub par appearance. The bathroom is right out of a Tijuana…

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TWO REPORTS SAY CAM NEWTON’S BENCHING WAS STRIP CLUB-RELATED

http://www.sportsgrid.com/real-sports/nfl/two-reports-say-cam-newtons-benching-was-strip-club-related/

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I am now dating a former stripper!

I met this girl on Facebook and it took awhile but eventually I got her number and we started dating and she eventually revealed to me she's a former stripper and she said she liked it but wouldn't do it…

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The CAT is out of the bag!

Well, so to speak! http://www.xvideos.com/video24688945/coguar_mom_with_shadow

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

Still the Same...

Stopped in here on my annual visit to the Akron/Canton area, on a Friday afternoon, 12/2/16. Arrived around 2, and found that the entertainment only starts at 2, but was running late. Cheap…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Always Good...

Stopped in here around 6pm on a Thursday (12/1/16) evening during my annual visit to the Akron/Canton area. Few customers, few dancers, was ignored by all of them, but the beer price was good…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Just Another Stop

Stopped in here on Wednesday evening, 11/30/16, on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area...not bad, but really the same old place, no improvements. Had some great dances from this really great looking redhead...if…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Where It's A Party, No Matter The Time Of Day

I have heard a lot about the strip club scene in Atlanta. It was high time for me to go to a city in the U.S. I haven’t been to before, and the combination…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Slipping away??

Stopped in here on Thursday evening, 12/1/16, on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area, and was disappointed on what I saw. Two dancers on duty and no customers early evening. I did…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Cheap Beer!

A stop at Lusty's was the third SC one on the first day (Wednesday, 11/30/16) of my annual Akron/Canton visit. I was driving by after leaving OGD and figured what the hell, check it…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Still the Same...

My annual trek to the Akron/Canton area brought me to OGD as my second SC stop on a Wednesday afternoon, 11/30/16, around 5PM. Saw a sign behind the bar that said Happy Hour…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Looks The Same...

As usual on my annual December visit to the Akron/Canton area, this was my first stop on Wednesday, 11/30/16, afternoon around 4pm...not much going on, only 1 dancer in the house, I was the only…

Pussycats NE

Portland, Oregon

Decent

I went here on a Friday night right after I went on a beer run several months ago. I parked in the back and was greeted by a girl who wasn't the best looking and…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Rip Off

The only reason I went to this place was that a dancer I knew at another club stopped showing up there and I heard that she is dancing at Taboo. I called the place in…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Back to PHC

So my ATF is back at this club so I come by about once a week for a visit in the afternoon shift. Was going to Coliseum for the $4 beer and a little…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

expensive but totally eorth it

Your on site reporter here. I'm sitting here at Penthouse on a Monday night after enjoying a light dinner m (the food is good), a cigar (my own because theirs are too expensive), and a…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Afternoon Visit

Stopped by DV on a weekday afternoon and had no idea what to expect. The parking lot was fairly large for the club and I was able to park behind the building without having…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Hotness with no touching

Went on a Monday night to kill some time, no cover - but an $11 Yuengling (worth about $3)... Now the girls, naked girls are awesome. These girls are 7+, but they cannot be…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Works like a charm

After a lame time in another fave club, I dropped by Outer Space to see if I could have some fun. Inarrived late (~8:45ish) and it was dead. La Perla was closed and there…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Why so few reviews?

I went to this place with limited expectations after having gone to Tootsies the day before and found almost nothing worth seeing, and ROBs. Deans Gold was the polar opposite to that experience in every way.…

Tony's Place

Baltimore, Maryland

Interesting place off the beaten path

This was the third club that me and friend visited after striking out at McDoogal's and Haven Place. After going to Haven Place and finding no dancers, we pulled…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Not For Me

So I had a flight out of town on a Sunday and time to kill so I tried for the 2nd time BT in Dearborn, it is one of the few clubs that is open…

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Does anyone here have herpes?

Be honest.

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zipman68's Brain is Made Out of Shit

Last time I asked only SJG disagreed with the statement in the title. Just wanted to see if anyone has changed their mind either way.

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

More bar that strip club

This bar was the second stop on a night out with a friend of mine from DC. We went to Haven Place after a poor showing at McDoogal's and did…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

a long-delayed visit

Couldn't sleep, so decided to pay my 'go-to' club a visit. Rolled in a little after midnight to find one of the dancers standing outside the front door smoking with some of the customers. Inside,…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Watched for many months while this...

Watched for many months while this beautiful club was being built. It is a combo country western on one side and the other room is an adult club. It's owned by the same folks as…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Only one in the midwest

The club has gone through changes as far as locations and what the dancers do. For the years I have been in FLW, the club is a smaller one compared to when it was next…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First time back in a long time

This was the only place open Sunday afternoon. I had some time to kill on my way out of town. I hadn't been back here in a while as they have been relatively…

Dreamer's

Dundalk, Maryland

Dream a little dream

Wow, I went by this club a few times but it is not one that folks need to stop by and check out. It is set off the main road and looks like a hole…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Just Lurking

I was in Charleston on business, and didn't want to sit in my Hotel room all night thinking about pussy. So I decided too go and look at some cunt up close and personal .…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

fun again

It has been a while since work took me back to Tampa to my favorite place on earth, Mons Venus. Like many of my other visits it did not disappoint. A young Latin girl with…

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, Ohio

Surprisingly good this afternoon

Just read the last few reviews and I think most of you are going to think my review is a shill. But it's not. I stopped by around 5:00pm on a Thursday.…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Good place all around

Has a pretty good laid back vibe. Club seemed relatively safe and clean for strip club. There was a sale of sorts going on, where lap dances were five dollars, and despite the songs being…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Sunday Sunday Sunday

I've been here a couple of times during the week but this time. Found myself in town Sunday night with time on my hands. So, headed to the Foxy Lady for some Sunday night football…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Why do I go?

Stopped in during a quick stay by the airport. Beer was cheap, and due to the strict VA club laws the girls walk the room for $1 at a time tips. Absolutely no touching…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice daytime stop

This is the perfect place to stop to see high quality young pretty dancers. When walking in and looking for a seat at the bar there were 3 girls on stage. all 3 were lookers,…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Sad ending for a great club

I was in last Friday night, and the club was in full swing. I got three dances from Xena, a busty dancer from Germany who was a lot of fun and three from Sedona,…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Needs variety

The club wasn't bad. Drinks are a little pricey but,don't go to a strip club if you can't pay. Dancers are nice looking and friendly. Needs more variety though. There were no thick/bbw dancers. I'm…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-liter Visit

Visited Hi-liter on a recent Sunday afternoon. It feels the same to me. The mileage on the floor is still very good. Dancers still talk about the raid, but the dances were…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-Liter PSA

Another Sunday after golf, another try to restore some semblance of normalcy at HL. Not gonna happen. Arrived at the club about 12:30pm. A total of 3 other PLs in the club, two of who…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

title

It's been about 1 year since I've last been here. The construction is still on going on the outside but the inside looks indentical(I'll assume they will upgrade the inside after the outside is done…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Best Spot for Downtown NYC

This is the best spot for downtown NYC, but then again, not many options in that area. The dancers are generally pretty hot with a pretty good mix. Fairly heavy on the Eastern…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

Decent location

This is a decent location. It is located in a relatively easy spot to find and it has parking in front of the location. It feels safe to park your vehicle and the walk towards…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Mid-Week Trip

Well decided to go back to Centerfold after a while of not going due to work. None of my regulars were there but a lot of new girls that I had not seen before. Which…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Maniacs

From an earlier golf trip. Easy access off the Turnpike and ample parking. I went inside and got change at the door where there was no cover till evening. As you come through the door there's a medium…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Not Bad!

I had some time to kill after work and figured I'd give this place a shot. I pulled up around 6:30 PM. The club can be a little difficult to get to and seems out…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

May want to check other clubs out first

I have driven by this club a number of times to see how far off the freeway it was, but finally had time to stop in to see it. It is conveniently located off…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Falling off?!?

After a little hiatus from Philly clubs I dropped in on a Tuesday evening recently. Man, was I disappointed! There were only 3 dancers circulating and about 6 patrons. Saw a think…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Variety

This place still looks the same. Smokey dive bar atmosphere etc. So I'm not going to go into details about the looks of the bar. But I will say one thing, the backrooms need to…

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

Alot better than last time

Still $5 cover. Ample truck parking next door. Last time I was here it was closed the time before that had the ugliest dancers any where. but Saturday night was the best I have seen…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Worth the Drive From Orlando

I had to go to Sanford last week and was running ahead so I stopped at a club in Casselberry that left me wanting for more. So I left and did my business in Sanford…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Slow Monday

I was waiting to pick someone up from the airport and the flight was delayed, it was around the corner so a peaked in. Club is clean, girls are pretty good looking, and for a…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Hot Dancers, No Mileage

It's a nice enough club, but don't expect discretion if you're a local. You can see everyone coming and going from the highway. The building and facilities are decent enough, but what makes this club…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Finding Lil Mama

I haven't been to Nikita's since it changed from its old identity as George's. Today, when I stopped by, if found the door locked at 11:50, but sat in the car until the bouncer unlocked…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

hot time

Went to the club Wednesday night. and find a hot chick for to try to find CFS. I sat at my usual spot at the main bar, a great location to watch all the talent…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pleasant surprise in the Heartland

I was in Indianapolis for the Big Ten Championship. I flew into Indianapolis, and had some time before meeting up with a group of people. Dancers is very close to the airport. Located…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, Texas

Always a fun time

This, and their sister club in Laredo, are my two favorite clubs. Always get top notch service here. From the door girl, to the wait and bar staff, and management, great employees all around. Music…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Femme Nu going downhill

I went to this club last Tuesday when I was in town. Pay your mandantory cover in the back entrance and go in to get your drink that's included with the cover price.…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Not The Worst Time I've Had

So decided to head to this club since it's very close to my office. I was a little concerned that, as a white guy, I wouldn't fit in, but I was pleased to find that…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

timing must be everything

I found myself with an unexpected trip back to the Midwest and was able to visit the Criket with only a 90 minute drive out of my way. The other few times I've been here,…

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Extreme Prejudice- Dancers Schooling PLs

Reading the "Recycled Tips" thread got me wondering- who here has seen a dancer take direct physical action against a patron who she deemed to need a lesson in manners? Way back when I was in my 20s I used to…

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Don't rob the customers leaving the club. The dancers have all of their money.

http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2016/dec/05/two-arkansas-men-rob-women-outside-strip-club-poli/

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Help needed, vm!

"I'd be all in. I did recently meet a dancer that is part Filipino. Lovely! vm has seen her and can attest to that! Now I just have to get back to the club and see what happens." OK, this was…

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Gamma dude, Ski dude...y'all do realize the China stuff is jes' to stir ol' Doog

Title sez it all!

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Rig Pig / Peelerz in Nisku, Alberta, Canada is closed

I just heard from a dancer friend of mine that the club is now closed. I posted as a review but did not give its' location. Sorry about that. Please let the moderator of the board know so they can…

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New Year's Eve at a club

Yay or nay? Who's been and what's it like?

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What Your Food Is Made Of?

The other day I saw this degereate at the grocery store with a whole fucking case of Hot Pockets in his cart. Didn't think too much of it but I wondered 1. How many are in a case…

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Lodging Issues

Was wondering if any of you ever experienced any issues with lodging staff when you're on your OTC sessions (suspicions, questions, etc.)? Moreover, do you have the room reserved or get it on the spot with the dancer there.…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Still Struggling

Went last Thursday, I typically go when I am running errands or killing time between shifts. It was starting to get colder and I was really in the mood for some warming up. I keep…

Daytona Cabaret

Daytona Beach, Florida

Big Daddy's

I visited this place about two years ago when it was still called Club Topic. It didn’t impress me then, and it doesn’t impress me now. The good: it’s right on International…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Same Old IR

Back in Brevard for a few days so made the obligatory visit to IR. Got there too late to avoid the $7 cover charge but no problem. New bartenders, not really an improvement.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

go to club

They open at 11 and I got there at 11. You walk in to a small area where they check IDs and take cover but there is nobody there during the day so you just…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Couldn't pass up a quick...

Couldn't pass up a quick detour to the legendary playhouse while driving through NJ. Friendly atmosphere and far from fancy but not a bad place to hang out. Girls unfortunately were rough. I…

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

Super.. but beware

In case you did not know yet: do not enter this place drunk and with a credit card. I vaguely remember very pretty girls, a super hot (porn) floor show and signing once for a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Was looking for something to do,...

Was looking for something to do, decided to check out Scarlett's. $10 cover, some decent girls were working. There were three in particular that caught my eye. The first one was kind of an emo…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Halloween

This was the second time i came to this place, the club itself is located out of nowhere. But as far as i thiink, this is the best spot in lawrence, girls are ranging from…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

recent trip

This club hasn't changed all too much, but there have been fewer latinas, fewer 9's, and less success than when I used to come more often. I ran into a beautiful blonde on this visit,…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

The worse hood strip club Ever.

So, I visited this club as the bouncer from Palomino suggested to do so as he knew I was from Atlanta. He said, I should check it out, it's "something to see". It sure…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Saved by "Andrea"

Sorry for the long delay for this review, but I've been busy. Anyway, I visited this club on November 11th, the Friday after the election when I was in Las Vegas. I arrived…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

First time

The Harem is one of the dirtiest clubs I've seen in Fort Wayne. My boyfriend went to the bar to order drinks when we first arrived and a dancer immediately approached him, grabbed his penis…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

always good for me

So I went here again. This club never fails to satisfy me for lapdance talent. The extras, yeah, if you want to pay out. But sometimes, I wish the girls would learn…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

first time here... wow

I visited this strip club for the first time and woow so I'm so conflicted. On the plus side, there were a lot of hot girls walking around and it was so tempting to take…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

review

too money hungry strippers. drunk as fuck and stank. this one stripper came to me and starting asking for money even though i said i didn't have any. then she tried to assault me. her…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Happy to report the Myrtle Beach...

Happy to report the Myrtle Beach area now has another option. This club has just reopened with a full bar. I was here Thanksgiving week/post golf season but by the looks of it I believe…

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OT: The selection of American Supreme Court Justices vs British Supreme Court J

Our British friends typically take a condescending view of America, but this article argues that America's public process of confirming Supreme Court Justices is superior to Britain's secretive process. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3999994/Quagocrats-choose-judges-secret-puts-British-shame.html

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Public safety recovers gun from strip bar patron

Don't bring your stolen gun into a strip bar. http://wincountry.com/news/articles/2016/dec/04/public-safety-recovers-gun-from-strip-bar-patron/

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2 Exotic Dancers from Milwaukee Charged with Assault After Strip Club Fight

A couple pics of the fighting dancers: http://patch.com/wisconsin/milwaukee/2-exotic-dancers-milwaukee-charged-assault-after-strip-club-fight

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MY TWIN BROTHER IS BECOMING AN EXPERT SHITTER

http://www.livescience.com/57022-pooping-in-spacesuit-is-complicated.html Must run in the family

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another nice time

The club is convenient to Indy airport and a nice stopping place. Went in 11 or 12 pm on Thurs night. There were probably 20 girls working and not a lot of guys.…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

TheBird

Stop by the bird during a business trip. The layout has been described many times already, so I wont go there. The Bird is in a secluded area but not that hard to find with…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Everything you would expect

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what happened during the hour I spent in this place. Everything everyone else has said about this club is absolutely true. Upon walking in the club I…

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What's the Latest in Phoenix?

Was planning on heading to Phoenix next week and just stopped to check out the latest reviews. Apparently my favorite spot, the Hi Liter just had some sort of bust and mileage has gone way down? Any locals care to…

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Video that broke the Internet: Katee Life strips down to nothing

My previous posts of Katee Life videos have featured her dancing topless to "Roundabout" and "Radar Love". This time she starts fully clothed and ends up starkers, dancing to something not worth listening to. (My phone tells me it's…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Always good time

I've reviewed this place several times. I went again recently. It was good as always. One of the girls mentioned that there might have been some turnover recently with the staff. I think with the…

The Cotton Club

Mount Pearl Park, Newfoundland and Labrador

Good experience but lacking a wild time

All in all, it was a good experience. We went there at around 9 PM where there were enough dancers to give us a good taste. The girls were insanely attractive; however, it seemed as…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

The New Toy Chest

The Toy Chest is now an urban strip club. Rap music has replaced the Pop and Rock n Roll that Toy Chest customers are used to. I don't know if the dwarf tossing…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not enough dancers for a Saturday evening

Definitely upper tier bar, not as fancy as Penthouse or Delilah's but you may get more for your money. If you are using a GPS to get there take into consideration that you will…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Decent Club

Decided to come by again with my buddy. Entered alittle early so we got free cover which is not bad. The ladies start coming in around 9-10pm. Seems like it's the same ladies as last…

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For those that LDK

For those of you that's LDK regularly, do you find in addition to the grinding that you also need to be able to touch the dancers tits and ass or is just the grinding enough with your hands at your…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Very Hands On Experience

I had a very hands on experience here. When I first arrived and sat down, a dancer immediately approached me and sat on my lap. In my experience with other clubs in Tucson,…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Two visits in one?

I stopped by on a Friday evening around 9pm and the club was already packed with guys, and about 20 dancers. I had a seat to the right side of the stage which didn't offer…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Best place in erie

Was there last week had a full range of dancers from very hot to not so hot but all very friendly some of the extras are pretty pricey but I guess it's all on the…

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Pop quiz for DoogieDumbass... Something ELSE happened in 1848 that might be reve

As anybody with half a brain (ok...that excludes Doogie an' most o' the conservadudes...) know that the 1848 question was stoooopid. But once China destroys our armed forces and takes over America, deposing Trump and expelling the Russian oligarchs, they…

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America = losers! China = winners!

Title says it all!

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Trump has stepped in it before his inauguration! The silly many took a call from

I, for one, will welcome our Chinese liberators! Who wants to join me in the glorious fifth column?

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Club memberships

How many of you have been to clubs that require membership? I was at a club recently and when I went to pay the cover they asked if I was a member. When I said no wanted to see…

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2017 = 1848?

What do you guys think? Could it happen?

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Older dude problems

You young whippersnappers who never have any trouble getting it up and getting off, with strippers or otherwise, can ignore this thread. It is directed at my fellow 60+-year-olds who might have such issues. I am 62 and have been…

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Bullshit statement of the year......

shanny72, I don't know who you are. But I maintain the highest of firewalls between my online life and my F2f life. Responsibilities, obligations, and commitments require this. .....by Lloyd Schoene a few minutes ago

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Woman, 26, drowns inside flooded Spanish strip club

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-drowns-inside-flooded-spanish-9392613

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Man with robotic genitals has FIFTY women offering sex since surgery

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/739679/Penis-bionic-average-size-enlargement?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Daisy Dukes Shorts

Recently I saw a couple of stripper rock the Daisy Dukes Jean shorts look. I thought it looked fucking hot. Are you a fan of this look?

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fake it till ya make it, reusing and pocketing stage tips

I've never had snitch to a SC bouncer until today. At my reg ratchet SC, today I saw something I never saw before. A 20 something PL, he sat down at front row to my left at start of song 2,…

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OT: New Material....

Salt Lake City and the western US have been great places to perform sold out arenas and try out my new material. Happy fans in the audience as opposed to the places in the northeast, like Philadelphia, which is ironic…

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India Housewife Call Girls

Ever travel to India. I was looking at ads for these gals via Google photo. The kept quoting 500 RS (rupees). Thus is $7.67 US. I know in Brazil they about $25 US.

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[OT] Are we in a Boom or a Recession?

Looking back at an amusing thread from Feb, 2016 I missed during my six month break from TUSCL https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40388 RickBoy: "I don't know about anyone else, but I am convinced that we are either in a recession or heading into one." Now I,…

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Wedding rings at the SC?

I'm curious if you married guys where your bands when visiting? Any difference between a new club and one where you are a regular with a favorite, etc? Also, How old are you if you don't mind sharing? I'm…

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OT: Bournemouth v. Liverpool

Those fortunate to have watched that match were given a treat this AM. There is now competition with Swansea v. Crystal Palace for match of the year.

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Dallas 2 AMer.

Police are investigating a Sunday shooting at a strip club in Stemmons Corridor that injured two people. The shots were fired about 5 a.m. at the Zona Rosa Cabaret in the 1600 block of Regal Row, police say. Dallas Fire-Rescue officials transported…

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‘Sketchy’ Brooklyn shop may be a brothel open for business

The New York Post sent a reporter to investigate an AMP and possible brothel in Brooklyn. The reporter obviously was not a TUSCL member: "She left briefly and came back. Coco proceeded to disrobe, taking off her black…

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Illegal strip club bust.

DeKALB COUNTY, Ga. -- An illegal strip club at a home in Dekalb County has been shut down by police. Several people were arrested and police said a lot of drugs were found in the home. Police said it was a concerned…

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Stanky Pussy

Never post in this section but have to vent.. Someone explain to me how a girl can be dancing in a club for a living and have a stanky koochie? Probably the biggest turn off for me.…

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PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY

SUM PAY 4 IT SUM EAT IT SUM FUCK IT SUM DREAM OF IT SUM GET A WHIF OF IT SUM DIE FROM IT SUM RATHER HAVE DICK

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About Nina.......

TV Actress? http://twosheds.com/clubBB/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=20252

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Why are there no asian dancers in northen mass stripclubs

Lots of Asians living in Lowell, Lawrence, Nashua, but no Asian dancew\rs at Maxc's two or the c lub?

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Who would be the TUSCL version of Goodfellas?

Let's see, there's Henry, Jimmy, Paulie, and Tommy Rech as Henry? Founder as Paulie? http://www.ms-gaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/goodfellas.jpg

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Welcome back DoctorPhil

I just noticed that the original DoctorPhil is back. Welcome. He reminds me of RandomMember. Nice to have insightful guys on this board.

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Wisconsin Recount

At this rate, doesn't seem like a good use of money or time. https://www.google.com/amp/townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2016/12/02/heh-first-returns-from-wisconsins-recount-net-hillary-clintonone-vote-n2254080%3Famp%3Dtrue

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Do you have the strip club blues?

I haven't been in 2 or 3 weeks and this time last year, I didn't bother to visit for about 2 months. It doesn't help when you get sick and can't drink either. If you can't drink, aren't enjoying the…

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Breaking news. Obama says Fox News partly to blame for Hillary losing

Who would have guessed? I guess all those already watching Fox News, lol. I would also like to thank Hillary for speaking the truth at least one time by calling half the nation deplorable. There's nothing like name…

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Dancer periods. How understanding are you?

Recently my favorite black dancer told me that she was giving a dance to a white customer and her period started 2 days early and she made a mess on the customers pants. She said that he was very understanding.…

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Tampa 2 AMer

TAMPA, FL — The Tampa Police Department is investigating a shooting that sent one man to the hospital in critical condition. According to the agency, the incident unfolded in the early morning hours Saturday at Goodies Gentlemen’s Club, 1948 E. Hillsborough…

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Stiletto-heel shoe wielded in fight at Mankato strip club; 2 dancers charged

"a typical girl fight" http://www.twincities.com/2016/12/02/stiletto-heel-shoe-wielded-in-fight-at-mankato-strip-club-2-dancers-charged/

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MAKING ME GO SAY "WHAT!!!"

it's only happened to me twice in 20 plus years of getting laps from dancers. each one took her to ld area. sits on top of me. starts the grind. i'm enjoying. my hands are all over her body. then she…

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RACIST?

1. Generally a racist is considered one that is biased against non-whites. 2. Asians are consider as non-white. 3. Some have branded me a racist since I don't care for black dancers without regard to my reason. 4. I LOVE Asian dancers.…

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I'm SO depressed

I just found out that my most accessible club, 1320 Club II, will be closing its doors after 35 years of operation. Apparently, they lost their lease. What makes it sad is that this club has been busy as all…

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Stock Ticker RICK Had a Big Day

Stock ticker RICK had a nice move today +4.4% on high volume (high volume for a fairly illiquid stock that is). Closed at $12.93. It's come a long way since Feb 8, 2016 when RickyBoy finally got up the courage…

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Busted club in Tampa

http://www.wtsp.com/news/crime/11-arrested-in-tampa-strip-club-raid/362224025 Any ideas of what kind of racketeering could happen at a strip club? I'm guessing prostitutes and drugs. These bitches looked rough.

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Busted club in Tampa

http://www.wtsp.com/news/crime/11-arrested-in-tampa-strip-club-raid/362224025 Any ideas of what kind of racketeering could happen at a strip club? I'm guessing prostitutes and drugs. These bitches looked rough.

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Baby Dolls Dallas

I may get a chance to make it to Baby Dolls Dallas on my upcoming business trip. I read some recent reviews but would like any inside tips from you guys on here. Thanks.

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Divorced mongers

How does divorce and strip club mongering relate for most of us here? Was mongering the cause of your divorce? Was divorce the cause of your mongering? I think, if my wife learned about my mongering, it could well lead to a divorce.…

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CrazyJoe gets Baptized

Crazyjoe is stumbling through the woods after taking a shit @ Mcdonalds, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is…

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Latvian lovely Sabine Jemeljanova

My new all-time favorite topless Latvian-English glamour girl is Sabine Jemeljanova. http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/sabine-jemeljanova-topless-hottie-in-her-boudoir (11 photos) Here's a short video (I recommend that you turn the sound off): https://vimeo.com/78068568 (1:16) Boobpedia stats: Personal Also known as: Sabine Priek Born: October 6, 1991 (age 24) Jelgava, Latvia Years active: 2010-present Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: Latvian Body Measurements:…

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2016 Pathetic Loser of the Year

PL (Pathetic Loser) of the Year 2016 I would like to nominate myself as the PL of the year. I went to Flashers in Sandy Springs a couple years ago. I was married and going through a brutal divorce.…

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Charleston 2AMer.

CHARLESTON, S.C. (WCBD) — One man was transported to MUSC following a reported shooting at Stilettos Gentlemen’s Club early Friday morning, according to Charleston Police. It happened around 2:30 a.m. on Friday, at the strip club located at 2015 Pittsburgh…

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What % of strippers do OTC?

I know it will vary by city and by club, but what is your best guess? The more experienced TUSCLers who travel a lot and visit lots of clubs will probably have a better sense of what the answer may…

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wash your ass/russian strippers

Was talking shop with a russian stripper today. Most fascinating thing she said was, "I only dance for beautiful men, they can't be too tall, too short, too fat, too old, too smelly. If I dont think they are hot,…

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Middle-aged members of a Scottish flute band strip to the waist and simulate sex

Watch the video and don't forget to thank me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3990790/Middle-aged-members-Protestant-club-strip-waist-simulate-sex-moves-sing-Killers-wild-party.html

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What can an attractive stripper say .....

What can an attractive stripper say in one sentence or less that immediately, completely, and likely permanently, ends your potential interest in her? I just had three in one night. 1. Her: Hi, my name's (insert random stripper…

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If You're Sick of Blowing Money On Strippers, Here's Another Option

Help Jill Stein out!!! https://www.yahoo.com/tech/surprise-jill-stein-recount-now-costs-almost-10-171424311.html Is it just me, or is she really suckering all the asshats I see driving around with their "coexist" bumper stickers and eating tofu so she can stuff her pockets with what's left over?

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I guess that makes me a racist too. :)

http://heatst.com/biz/victorias-secret-accused-of-featuring-racist-lingerie-in-fashion-show/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Stripper seeing OTC told me "I fuck who I want to, don't answer to anyone."

So if stripper tells u she in relationship not to worry. Just make sure she is discreet and he does not know. A few years back seeing 21 yo stripper OTC had offered her $200 at the club meet…

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Cuba is so poor...

that if a Ca 5 hurricane hit Cuba head on, there would be property damage costing up to $400

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The Gayest Thing About RickyBoy?

Is it: - the white three piece polyester suit? - greasing hundreds of bouncers across the country? - stroking dozens of managers across the country? - his faggity little System? - having ten people's worth of egos crammed into his one puny little brain?

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I was there.

ATLANTA Chamblee police in Georgia don't believe there's a credible threat after they say a 31-year-old Atlanta man said he would "slay" an officer "in the name of Allah and ISIS." The incident is alleged to have happened at Follies Strip Club…

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Cleaning Out The Closet

Last weekend,I was cleaning the closet of clothes that either shrunk or I just got fat and was reminded of a stripper roommate of mind when she retired. She cleaned out her closet and it was full of dancer clothes, thongs,…

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QR porn

Hinzz ketchup has to apologize for qr code linkingbto porn https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jun/19/heinz-ketchup-qr-code-links-porn

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Tatted up alternative look

The tatted up alternative/goth girls aren't my type, and last night there was a redhead who fit that description. Her arms were tatted up, her ass was tatted up, some of her chest was tatted up, a lot of her…

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Teacher impregnated by 13-year-old takes plea deal

I know it's wrong, but I feel like high-fiving the kid. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/11/17/teacher-impregnated-13-year-old-takes-plea-deal/94014140/

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Who would be the TUSCL version of the 60's Ratpack?

Let's see..... Frank Sinatra Dean Martin Sammy Davis Jr. Peter Lawford Joey Bishop With make up, Papi could replace Sammy Davis Jr....lol

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Do you ever offer to help a stripper?

This afternoon one of my favorite confided in me that she masturbated in the club parking lot before coming into work. I told her that she should have waited. That I would have been happy to help her out. :)

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Abigail Ratchford wearing not much

Somehow I missed these tasty, slightly clothed shots of the voluptuous Abigail Ratchford three months ago: http://www.lastmenonearth.com/abigail-ratchford-lingerie-round-up-p10532 No doubt some asshat will point out (again) that she is allegedly an escort in LA. So? Doubtless another will accuse me (again) of being…

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I LUV 2 WATCH GAY PORN WITH RICK AND DOUGSTER

TITLE SAYS IT ALL

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How do you even LDK?

I've never understood the ability. I mean, how do you get that much out of a lapdance?

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ATF Porn Videos

Let's see 'em and here why. This is my ATF. This chic looks almost exactly like a of a former employee of mine so it was always a favorite go-to when we worked together. Stil a favorite though! http://www.xvideos.com/video21213401/sara_-_creampie

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OT: R.I.P. Bic-Mac

The inventor of the Big Mac has died Michael Delligatti, the man who brought you the Big Mac, has died. He was 98. Delligatti, more affectionately known as Jim, was one of McDonald'smcd first franchisees. He first created the Big Mac…

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Stripper OTC girl told me "your my number 1"

A stripper I have seen about a dozen times OTC told me this. I met her at a club near my office and now it's all OTC at notel. She is 25 from Cali and $200 a session.…

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Where else but Floriduh?

JUPITER, Fla. - A Florida man who really wanted to go to a strip club and didn't like his girlfriend holding him up was arrested after tackling the woman. The Palm Beach Post reports the man was intoxicated Tuesday night when…

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Jes' to make you perverts all happy 'n shizzle I be postin' a link fer y'all! Th

www.imagebam.com/image/9f69cb516758251

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Should I feel special?

This stripper gave me her number, and she told me she never gives her number out. Strippers never lie right? Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.

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Major strip club pet peeve

I absolutely HATE it when they have the two hottest strippers in the club on the same stage rotation (different stages). Why not separate them? I was going to sit down on the stage and tip both of them, but now…

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New Franklin man sentenced in strip club beating death of Marine veteran

A man in his 60's was beaten to death. In Michigan your concealed pistol permit does not allow you to carry in bars. I want to see the law changed so I protect myself wherever I am.

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Beyond Tijuana

We've covered TJ in pretty good detail. I'm curious about other parts of Mexico. Anybody have any experience with the strip clubs or brothels in Mexico City, Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallarta, or Cancun? Thanks for sharing your experiences with us.

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FYI: Verizon coverage sucks in San Francisco

Spotty as shit

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I'm in SF

Who wants to hang tonight?

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Lucy Pinder is a goddess

Lucy is one of my all-time favorite Page 3 girls. Interestingly, she was a glamour model for four years (2003-2007) before she finally got her glorious tits out. Here are some recent topless pics: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/10/lucy-pinder-topless (11 photos) and here is…

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Toda La Noche, ¿Sí o no?

Substantial Girl: http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff347/mytrove/post-17552-0-36243600-1470160179_zpswnytj7ba.jpg

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And you guys think I pay too much to fuck 18 year olds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3981570/Desperate-teenager-reveals-selling-virginity-850-000-buy-home-parents-evicted-claims-no-idea.html

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2016 Coming To A Close - Happy Or Sad?

I don't know why, but when each year comes to a close I always think it's an automatic reset where I can start my life over again. Oh yeah, I'll excercise more, donate more of my time to charitable…

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Well, it kooks like trolls are ruining TUSCL

Boring and repetitive for the most part