What Your Food Is Made Of?
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I remember eating a Hot Pocket in college and shitting for 3 days straight. Who would want to have the shits for an entire month?
I went back and looked my next trip down the frozen aisle and a case has 24 in it. 24 Hot pockets. That's enough for 3 a day for a week or 1 a day for almost a month, depending on what your ass can handle.
It must be a trend because my next trip to the grocery store there was a 30 something pale fat woman shopping with her mom and she throws a case of Hot Pockets into her mom's cart. I immediately thought this woman would be a match made in heaven for SJG as it looked like he only time she left her mom's basement was to buy more Hot Pockets or to buy a new video game at Best Buy.
Back to my original question, what do you think steak hot pockets are made out of? Filet of beef? Kangaroo guts? Kitty cats? Pig hooves?
Maybe Juice can tell us since he did work in the meat department at Piggly Wiggly.
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In his cart was: Pop Tarts like 4 boxes, hot dogs, mac and cheese, frosted mini wheat, mayo, bologna, honey buns, microwave dinners, and of course the largest box of hot pockets they sold.
This guy is in his mid 40's and about as healthy as someone with that diet and no exercise can be. This guy isn't poor either, not rich but enough income to shop for actual food. For gods sake man at least buy a couple cans of vegetables.
I have jokingly brought this up with my son. He cooks and eats healthy. I try, but I live with and asian woman that could basically eat road kill while smoking and walk away. The Main reason I don't find asian women attractive anymore. But anyways, I make the remark to him that she is probably going to live longer than both of us.
Check out the Ramen Noodles. The Sodium level in that is over board.
Guilty pleasure: Those nasty Beef and Bean Burritos
I eat healthy when I cook, but on the road I fudge up lunches now and then. I come off the chains Christmas week, too many damn cookies are within arms reach!!!
My feces look like a frickin' rainbow!!!
(Disclaimer for the too literal minded: this is a joke; do not try to live on nothing but Starburst jelly beans; the all jelly bean diet will lead to hallucinations, an urge to post with the handle "Dougster", and death)
I eat pretty healthy when I'm at home. Not so much when traveling.
You are born, live a bit of time and then die. I say enjoy all the time you have and don't waste it doing things you don't enjoy just so you can not enjoy them longer!
One name always pops into my head on a topic such as this, Jim Fixx!