Why do I go?

Stopped in during a quick stay by the airport. Beer was cheap, and due to the strict VA club laws the girls walk the room for $1 at a time tips. Absolutely no touching and pasties over the titties are the law. This night the talent was extremely week. There was one hottie, who at a Dallas or Providence club would be about a 5. Other than hitting me up for their $1, there was no interaction with the girls. Sign says that S.I. has voted this place as one of the top 10 sports clubs in the US. Really?