This stripper gave me her number, and she told me she never gives her number out. Strippers never lie right?
Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.
This stripper gave me her number, and she told me she never gives her number out. Strippers never lie right?
Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.
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last commentI smell it too!!!
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Lol I smell something but it ain't love :)
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I feel special when I ride the short bus too..
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@mrrock- thanks man! You'll be invited to the wedding!
@sclvr- you don't smell SS do you??? :)
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Marry her now before she gets away!
Oh, and that special thing she does for you in the VIP room? You're the only one!
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Let me think, maybe she is the same one that told me that she never gave a BJ before in the VIP, but for me she'd make an exception!
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@larry- SS stench pretty strong there, lol
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Call her and maker an offer for OTC.
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Marry that chick and spend the rest o' your days playing X-box and arranging "dates" between her and older, distinguished gentlemen.
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Larryfishbrains is a pussy
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Larry sure is special - hes been in the 8th grade for 3 years.
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of course Larry, you're her special "lil fishstick"
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each and every snowflake is special in its own special way
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SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE GROUPER SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE SALMON
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What do you guys think of marrying her?
I'm considering popping the question to her tomorrow. Hopefully she'll accept!
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this will be interesting.
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I dunno, larry. If you get married, there are a lot of us to invite. Think of the booze bill, not to mention all the stripper's friends and the cost of dealing with all the babies due nine months after.
For the love of all that is holy, man, reconsider!
;-)
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Lol
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Wait wait wait... was this after she sucked your dick (which she's never done to any other customer before! ) and let you do whatever you wanted to her (she's never done that with a customer before either! )
Because if so, she might be one of those DREAM stripper unicorns. And then you should definitely marry her, like yesterday.
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I have bad news, she gave me a BJ 2 months ago, I married her. Take your turn in line, dude !! :)
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