I dunno, larry. If you get married, there are a lot of us to invite. Think of the booze bill, not to mention all the stripper's friends and the cost of dealing with all the babies due nine months after.
For the love of all that is holy, man, reconsider!
Wait wait wait... was this after she sucked your dick (which she's never done to any other customer before! ) and let you do whatever you wanted to her (she's never done that with a customer before either! )
Because if so, she might be one of those DREAM stripper unicorns. And then you should definitely marry her, like yesterday.
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@sclvr- you don't smell SS do you??? :)
Oh, and that special thing she does for you in the VIP room? You're the only one!
I'm considering popping the question to her tomorrow. Hopefully she'll accept!
For the love of all that is holy, man, reconsider!
;-)
Because if so, she might be one of those DREAM stripper unicorns. And then you should definitely marry her, like yesterday.