Should I feel special?
larryfisherman
California
This stripper gave me her number, and she told me she never gives her number out. Strippers never lie right?
Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.
Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.
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@sclvr- you don't smell SS do you??? :)
Oh, and that special thing she does for you in the VIP room? You're the only one!
I'm considering popping the question to her tomorrow. Hopefully she'll accept!
For the love of all that is holy, man, reconsider!
;-)
Because if so, she might be one of those DREAM stripper unicorns. And then you should definitely marry her, like yesterday.