What can an attractive stripper say in one sentence or less that immediately, completely, and likely permanently, ends your potential interest in her? I just had three in one night.
- Her: Hi, my name's (insert random stripper name, I don't remember it)
Me: Hi. I'm John.
Her: You should take me for an hour to the champagne room where I can get naked, and we can have lots of naughty fun and a bottle of champagne."
- Me. You give a good dance. Can I get your number?
Her: I don't usually give out my number cause, well you know, it's not like I meet customers outside the club or anything like that."
- Me: If I get lap dances with you can I suck gently on your gorgeous nipples?"
Her: Not really cause it kind of creeps me out to be sucked on by somebody that I'm not in a close, intimate relationship with.
Me: I know exactly what you mean. I really hate it when strippers want to suck my dick for money when we don't have a close, intimate relationship with each other.
It wasn't my best night.
Amazing. Three stripperweb girls in a row....