Cuba is so poor...

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mikeya02
that if a Ca 5 hurricane hit Cuba head on, there would be property damage costing up to $400

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Player11
Texas
8 years ago
I bet pussy must be at good price then. Could be good place for sex vacation.
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mikeya02
8 years ago
They eat soup sandwiches
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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
8 years ago
They're so poor that the only sex available is bareback b/c they can't afford condoms
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jayhawk123
Arizona
8 years ago
@mikey...watch Dennis Miller do you?
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mikeya02
8 years ago
Once in a while he says something funny
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Sleepwalking
8 years ago
Cuba is so poor that he has ants in his house and his brother Teepee's room is flooded.

https://youtu.be/ZTFJocQBLyE
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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
8 years ago
Cuba is so poor they're selling Fidel's beard on Ebay
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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
8 years ago
Why doesn't Cuba have an Olympic swimming team?
They're all in the United States already.
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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
8 years ago
Things would have been better if Bill Clinton had bought Cuban cigars. :)
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