Everything you would expect

I'm still trying to wrap my head around what happened during the hour I spent in this place. Everything everyone else has said about this club is absolutely true.

Upon walking in the club I was approached by "the one" everyone that goes here knows who I'm talking about. She looks like something straight from a cartoon. Very large enhanced everything. However everything felt very soft and real. I got a 3 for 40 from her and I'd give her a solid 7. One thing I didn't like was her attempts at kissing which left me cleaning purple lipstick off of my face afterwards.

There was another girl who I wish I had time to get a dance from. She looks Spanish but told me she just left a guy that only spoke Spanish but she she couldn't speak or understand Spanish she had to turn him down. I'm hoping next time I come there she is around so I can get the VIP experience she was trying to sell me on.