Who would be the TUSCL version of the 60's Ratpack?

Frank Sinatra would be shdowcat.

txtittyfag would be the homeless fag giving BJ's in the casino parking lot.

jackslash = Dean Martin

I think Juice would be a good Sammy D.

Juice is like "who the hell is Sammy D? I thought someone said Captain Ds."

Frank Sinatra-I concur Shadowcat appears to be The Chairman of the Board
Dean Martin-I could see Juice
Sammy Davis Jr.-His personality is more Papi Chiulo
Peter Lawford Maybe Mikeya
Joey Bishop-Definitely Shailynn

Yeah, Juice singing "When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore" seems about right

^^^That was sorta the way i pictured it like that scene in moonstruck and they are all coming home in the middle of the night doing the walk of shame.