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Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Evening shift. 11-25 dancers

Went to showcase theatre on a Saturday night. It is located in an industrial area although it looks pretty safe. The entry fee is 20 $s and it's a BYOB joint with no requirement to…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Review : A*****

A***** got my attention while on stage 2 . Went and tipped her few...She did some ear nibbling which felt great...I came again and asked if any more fun activities possible...She mentioned of having one…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Well Worth Your Time

The Magic Lantern is out of the way, but worth the drive and time spent. You want to go late-afternoon or later for the best selection of dancers. They seem to find the best…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Always a pleasure

Visited after a couple of years' absence. First impression was that nothing had changed, except the exterior color. Same girls, same interior, same scheme, same rooms. If it works, they don't need to fix it. Was…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Typical SE Portland Dive Bar

Stopped by because a dancer I know said she'd be working. She was a no show, but I stuck around for an hour or so to get a feel for the place. Typical dive bar…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Pretty Good Visit

So I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon to see what was up. I met a blond dancer named Zoey. She was easy on the eyes and just plain easy to talk to. I took…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Well...I'll just say this! The woman...

Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at the door. Yes,…

Tijuana

Jackie Goes To Tijuana

She got on a plane in Detroit headed to San Diego, but that's where things went wrong https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a65f4d90-2383-3172-8795-fea39c312971/ss_watch%3A-woman-dragged-off.html

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Been a year

It's been about a year since I visited Diamond Dolls. We flew out to Fort Lauderdale for a Dolphins football game and later we went to the club. It cost us $5 to park and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Tuesday at the Blue

Had time to stop by my favorite place last Tuesday. It was busier than normal as a company was having a few of their customers for a holiday party, I guess not such a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

New Rules

Stopped by late on a Friday night. Paid $3 for valet parking and $12 cover. Settled in at the bar for a couple of beers. Cheetah has the hottest girls in Atlanta…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Please Do Not Touch the Girls

The signs next to the stage say it all. "Please Do Not Touch the Girls". I've come here every so often over the past 20 years. The CCR is what it is.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice visit

I made a visit on a Wednesday evening. I made it before 6 so avoided the cover charge. There are plenty of seats available. Not many girls but still a decent number. The good thing…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Ex-pitiful

I started going to this place about one year ago when it was still the Pitiful Princess, as my close to home happy hour dive bar. I prefer the real grittiness of hole in the…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Off the beaten path, but fun

Stopped in recently because I have seen the billboards while driving down I-75 for years...."Strippers, need we say more?". No alcohol here, but the girls get naked, so it's a wash. Several 9's, a…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

I was hoping for better

I happened to be in Gadsden with a little time to kill. I found this place (actually in Attalla) and decided to pop in. There was 1 girl on stage, 1 girl at the bar…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies again !!

Every time I am down in South Florida, I stop in. It's huge, it's been described innumerable times so I won't waste space. According to the board listing dancers, there were 68 there…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

worth the time

Glad I went here, The girls are friendly and spent time talking to me. They're not pushy about getting dances but I still got some. Its very nice inside and not so dark like other…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Good Business Trip

I was in Charlotte to see a client and at his suggestion we went to Uptown Cabaret. I was picking up the tab so I can see why he picked it. It's relatively…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

The club is set up very...

The club is set up very awkwardly. It has a lot of walls chopping up the club. There is a small area right when you walk in that is the bar. Then to the left…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Allure second visit

I submitted a review for this club but wonder if it got lost in cyberspace and so I'm resubmitting it. I was back in the Toronto area and had visited this place before. I had…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

Wasted time

I was staying nearby so I thought I would try to check out a club I hadnt been to before. I stopped in at four. One dancer on three customers. The bar is OK. When…

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Papi, once again, three new articles posted

Check'em out

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What Would You Buy Your TUSCL Buddies for Christmas?

SJG - chloroform and duct tape jackslash - Kids R Us giftcards, since he seems to hang with strippers kids almost as much as them crazyjoe - white underwear and bleach larryfishsticks - an algebra tutor shadowcat - a seat cushion…

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I am a rapscalion

Tittle says it alm

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Every 2-3months

I've really been enjoying going to ATLANTA and hitting Follies hard every 2-3 months. Because of this I club about once a month locally on $100-$200 just to hold the itch off Then boom $500-$1,000 at Follies...

Tijuana

1st ever TUSCL Tijuana Meetup

Saturday, January 14th 7:30 pm at Hong Kong Gentleman's Club Need not be a gentleman to attend. Festivities begin at 6pm, with a group dinner at Caesar's Restaurant on Avenida Revolucion. BYOP: bring your own passport and your own pesos. Who is in?

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Bad Hombres

Title says it all.

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Drinks with stripper outside club, into club later, no no or expected?

Question in title, ended up getting dance from other girl and feeling like shit about it. Coming in wasn't her idea.

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Tampa on a slow night?

I've been away from tampa for a while - years. seems like mons still has the hottest girls but of course no VIP, scarlett's has better ITC odds, and lipstixx is a last resort if you're not picky. i plan…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Brazilians...

Went here on a random Tuesday to check the place out, as I'm new to the area. Bouncer gave me the lowdown: $5 cover, BYOB, $2 cap fee, 3 drink minimum, must always…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

The Song Remains the Same

Had not been in for a while. Mid-week, evening, after 9. Hard to say how many gals working. There were two stages open but often one was empty or a gal did a double…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

thaHawk

Definetly one of my favorite clubs I've visited. Its not real big but its not congested. I went on a Friday night and it wasnt that busy. There is a bar right when you…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Why Can't They Fix This Place?

Every now and then, I try to go back to Jen's because I remember how it was five to eight years ago. I keep hoping they can recapture some of the lightning in a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A nite to remember

This spot deserves all of the reviews. I have been to Follies several times over the past few years, and I don't think I had a bad time, ever. I made a trip to ATL…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Good value for the money

This place is on the southwest side of town, near the 285/I-20 interchange. Like most of the clubs this place is hit or miss (more miss than hit). I've had some classic nights…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Late nite visit

I rolled in Wax around 3:15 Friday night/Saturday morning, after a visit to Follies. I have come to realize that most of these girls travel around more than the circus. It is very hard to…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

Closed in November

Depending on what you read, the club closed in November either for remodeling or due to losing its liquor license. Perhaps both. Will it re-open within a year? Time will tell. But fear…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Overall great experience

I have been to this club in the past and never been impressed with the quality of their dancers but the last time I went in, there was a great variety. Came in here with…

Club Xotica

Brookhaven, West Virginia

Not bad, but pricy

Dropped in on a road trip to try something new in Morgantown. Prices were a little high, and clientelle and music were a bit too "thug" for my taste. Couple of really cute girls dancing.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Prices going down, Service going up

Competition is picking up here. I went duriing the late afternoon. 10$ cover, 5$ soda. Some of the regular ladies were in. Most have serviced me happily. Those included Monse, April, Naomi, Carrington and Mercedes.…

XTC Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Xtc trasheret

Haso well parking outside cover 10-20 depending day or time. Decent value for money full nude dances were 20$ had to buy VIP band to get them. Really has all ethnicities Asian…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Fun Ass Time

This is a really really fun club. It's really big and the drinks are affordable. It's a great place to go with a large group. There are multiple stage/pole areas throughout the place as well…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

On Life Support

Club Fantasy is a dying club. I went with a buddy on Monday afternoon got there at 5:30 just before 6pm cover. Barely any dancers around. Maybe it was due to shift change but before…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Yikes

So I have been to CF many times, although it had been quite a while and I entered with nervous anticipation. Unfortunately, I was met with an abject disaster of a visit. Most of the details remain…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Wild time

The place looks good inside and out not sketchy. First I wanna start on the drinks, which are cheap unlike the ones in Boston. They have a good selection too and they don't breath down…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Surprisingly Decent

I haven't been to a club in awhile, but I was in the Lowell area on Sat night so I figured 'what the hell', and popped in for a beer. When I first walked in,…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

RUN VERY FAST

Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club. Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well lit spot. Place…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

A recent after dinner visit

I had not been to the "Rhino" since May so I thought after a downtown dinner I would stop by for a beer. I arrived at about 9 pm and it was surprisingly busy.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Still pretty good

I use to be in Tampa frequently many years ago and always hit this club as well as the Mons. I was back in town and decided to stop in. Still pretty much…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

Solid, Not Spectacular

There's nothing wrong with Golden Nugget. But there's nothing spectacular about it either. Even in terms of day shifts there are a number of dancers working, it's a full bar and the employees there have…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Good place to relax. Hot girls and lots of variety

I've been going to Mons for years. No the biggest club, but plenty of spread out seating so you are not stacked on one another. Even on a Sunday night, plenty of girls…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Back after a decade away

Hadn't been to Mons in a few years so I decided to give it another go. I showed up and I was the only customer in the place! Some guys might like that, but I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

By far one of the top clubs I've been to.

I've always heard about this place. I thought it would be over rated. It isn't. Super hot girls. And sooooo many of them. I didn't see a girl there that was below a solid 8.…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

An interesting, different experience

Was in the area for a few days, so thought I'd try out the Blue Lagoon as a different kind of experience from a typical SC. As other reviews make clear, this place is a…

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Las Vegas strip club to feature Melania Trump look-alike

The next best thing? https://lasvegassun.com/news/2016/dec/12/las-vegas-strip-club-to-feature-melania-trump-look/

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Sucking breasts during dance

I was taking lap dance from hot blonde in non extrastop club. When I felt her breath they were soft and firm and handful.before the end of first song she almost put her right boob in front of my lips…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Slow times

When I stopped in the manager was doing the bartender duties. The regular bartender showed up around 4:00. No DJ just playing music off a play list. Just a few chocolate dancers talking to the…

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What do you guys think of big areolas?

SJG posted a thread a week or so ago and the woman had big areolas. this jogged my memory about the fact that i hate big areolas. i don't know why, they just look unattractive to me. and for the…

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Fictional STDs

I had a friend who had been stationed in S. Korea while enlisted in the Army. He said that part of their briefing included warnings about a Korean STD called "Black Gonorrhea". It was incurable and so virulent…

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Electric blue cafe vs Foxy lady

Heading east soon and curious on if CT or RI has the highest mileage?? Help please

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first day on job, stripper has a nervous breakdown and bawls on my suit

This is at an underground SC (is SC an accurate word? brothel? college frat party for old men?) at a mcmansion. Upstairs bedrooms were split with dividers and an additional bed put in each bedroom. Cover was $100. Dancer house…

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Can you eat a blue waffle Shailynn?

I usually like to have bacon with my waffles, but I've never had a blue waffle. Are they edible? If so, what do they taste like?

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I am NOT Alucard

Just as Leonard Nimoy said "I am NOT Spock" I am NOT Alucard. But I will honor the memory of Alucard by putting the VILE ATTACK DOGS on notice that they are not welcome here. But Nimoy also said that…

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Step by step video on how to make love to a stripper

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579e452837458 Video explaining it all Enjoy

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Paper work

Man who doesn't do his paper work gets poopie on his fingers

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Same old stuff part 2

I tried to post a review of this club last week. But it did not show up for some reason. I really want to like this club and I do like it, I…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I found where the Sexy entertainers work.....

After a very disappointing visit to Coliseum, my next stop here, at Penthouse was "where the girls are"..... Tanned, big boob, sexy women on stage and roaming everywhere. Yes it is Xmas time and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Chill on the drink hussle

After several years, I returned to Hollywood to give it another shot. Not much has changed - parking lot is still lit up like a runway so you feel relatively safe to and from…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Fri night

Made a visit last Fri night arriving around 10pm and left a little after midnight. They were doing bring a child toy for free admission and I did that. Several girls I knew but all…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice

Walked in off Allens Ave . DJ Booth to my right, stage to my left, bar straight ahead. As you approach the bar there's a hallway on your right that leads to the rest rooms…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Buyer Be Aware!

Stopped in for a beer Wednesday 7th, in the after afternoon. Maybe 6-8 girls there was maybe 2 customers inside at the bar as soon as I sat down here they come almost like feeding…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

Okay club, decent value.

Cover is $10. Private dances are $20 a song or 3 for $50. VIP is $100 for half an hour. Downstairs is $120 for half and hour (similar to VIP, slightly more private). The VIPs…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

Two steps back.... low mileage

The Nags Head is a classic location for a cheeky lapdance in East London. I've reviewed it fairly positively before and much has stayed the same. Crucially though, they had a visit from the inspectors…

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I'm feeling kinda' guilty

I pulled a dick move last night on a nice girl who I had already agreed to leave with. While this girl was doing her rounds to say goodbye to everyone, which was taking quite a while, another girl…

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Is it due to perfect ass?

I usually pick dancers for LD based on their looks and then keep extending the dances based on LD for first song. But sometimes I take dances from not so good looking dancers but still they r average looking but fit…

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What would you do if you won a big lottery

Following up to Jack's last discussion: What would you do if you won a big lottery? 1} Hire a good attorney to keep my name out of the news (legal in most states) 2} Keep a low profile for a while and not…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Much better

After leaving a disappointing visit at Wackos me and a buddy decided to checkout SCORES and glad we did. With the addition of the Gold Club dancers the selection has improved. There were plenty of…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Frequent flyer, but meh

I go here pretty often, my most recent trip was the day before Thanksgiving, there were a surprising number of people working for a Wednesday (6-7 girls), though they were just recently raided by police…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Unexpected Encounter

I was in chilly Indianapolis from central Florida for a Thanksgiving visit with family in suburban Indianapolis. Instead of Black Friday shopping, I opted for Black Friday strip-clubbing, and I'm glad I did. I'm not very…

Striptease Bar Kamasutra

Sofia, Bulgaria

Decent Place

Kamasutra is a acouple friendly and 40-50% of the girls are around 7-8. Thursday-Saturday after 11 pm are good days / time to go. They have renovated the club so it looks much better now. Some…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

Been here a few times, the...

Been here a few times, the girls at night are definitely much better than in the morning. Night time I was approaced by a young, maybe Russian girl with nice tits. She was wearing spiderweb…

Raven's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Pretty nice place

Its pretty a small place with only a small stage in the middle of the room but I really like the atmosphere in there. Loud music, friendly waitress and friendly dancers. Cover charge is $5…

Grapevine

Toledo, Ohio

My Favorite Afternoon Club

I've been going to Palm's for about 2-3 years now one of my favorites! Most of the girls are black, friendly & chatty. Seems to be a lot of turn over but the…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Nice time at Willies

Went on a Saturday night after not much happening at Deja Vu II. Holy Cow seven stages going with good looking girls all over and all stages running. 15 dollar cover. It…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Review at shift change and beyond

Historically I was a day shift patron. It has been about 16 months since it was convenient for me to sop in. I stopped in toward end of day shift on Sat.Dec. 10. As…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Never ceases to disappoint

Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking manager said to…

Enferno Gentlemen's Club

Bucyrus, Ohio

Amber is both BEAUTIFUL and FRIENDLY

All staff is extremely nice and very professional. They have a variety of girls, meaning for whatever your taste is, they deliver (compliments to the owner on acknowledging that we each have our own tastes…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Have visited a few times over the yrs and must say that they have finally found females that are both BEAUTIFUL as well as friendly, Honey and Leanna keep this place going in my opinion, however the night shift manager or door man has always been unprofes

Have visited this facility a few times over the yrs and I must say their dancers Leanna and Honey keep this place a float, both females are BEAUTIFUL as well as friendly, Candace is up…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Seedy joint with not so friendly management

So I decided to stop by this ratty joint on Friday night around 1130pm. I called beforehand to get the roll call but nobody answered the darn phone. Presented the doorman with their online coupon…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Fun time at the parrot

Paid the ten dollar cover and down the corridor. Large t shaped stage with chairs around the stage and along the walls. The bar is fairly large with only one bartender working. Easliy ten plus…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Keep hoping

I go into a club to see hot, made up ladies, I know that it is fake tits, lashes and hair but I am not looking for the girl next door in her bikini.…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

A place I would prefer

I am not normally a club goer, but after some work I wanted a place to get a relaxing (nonalcoholic) drink and enjoy the girls. There was a snow storm moving in, and there…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Solid

I ended an afternoon into the evening buzz catching by coming here. It's free admission from 6pm to 9pm, all other times there's a $15 cover. Last time I was here they had all these…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Never a bad time

This is my go to club when I don't want to be disappointed. There are definitely bars with more *ahem* adventurous girls, and cheaper places for sure. But all the ladies here are very good…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Dark and wet

Been here 3 times and this place can be pretty easily summarized as fun with aa girls. The selection varies in size, attractiveness, and personality, but all of them are ready and willing to…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

OK, but not Great

Arrived around 8pm on a Saturday night and obviously early. The cover was $8 and they put on a wrist band. I went to the bar and got a drink (cranberry and vodka).…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Great Club

I went on a Sunday, it was pretty packed. It was due to the special going on they had great drink prices $1 beers $2 shots. The women ranged from 2-10 in looks and came…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Different type of club

Was traveling for work and I stopped in to have a drink and possibly get a dance or two. Went in and sat at the bar, no cover charge. Sat down and…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Just another average club

This was actually the first strip club I ever went to. Of course that was back in the day when me and my cousin had fake IDs to get in lol. The girls are TYPICALLY…

Miau Miau

Mexicali, Baja California

Use toilet tissues as a towel

This was my first trip to Mexicali. Just went there with bunch of friends on Saturday night. This is a much quieter town compared to Tijuana. Crossing southbound was a breeze as the parking…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

The Later, The Better

Stopped by here during a recent trip to Denver. I arrived around 5:00 PM. There were about 6 MILF type dancers ranging from a 3 to a 6. No one I really…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Hands down the top strip club in town!

Got there around 9pm with my signature adidas gym pants ;) (yea you know) sat down and ordered my usual drink, and turned on my targeting system. and has sure as a Lion spots his…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

A Wonderful Surprise

E11even was a nice surprise for me and my friends looking for a strip club for my friends' Bachelor Party. Looking at it from the outside you wouldn't think this was a strip club, but…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Great Experience

Went into the club for the first time on a Saturday night as this was my first all nude club experience. Ladies are gorgeous with a good variety. Each lady gets on the dance floor…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Just chilling

Decided to get lunch while enjoying some T & A. Brought $$$ just in case something caught m eye. Arrived around 1pm. Easy free parking, no cover for days shift. Definitely enjoyed the absence of…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Late morning - early afternoon fun

Visited around noon last week. Two hot dancers and one cute bartender. No cover charge. Beer was $5. I was one of 2 customers at the time. I was welcomed by everyone and approached by…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Good on weekends

Was here a couple of times in the past few months the, all on different nights. The weekdays obviously being slower had fewer girls. Girls all of same 5-7 quality. Outdoor smoking patio was a…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Odd club

Quite a weird little club on many levels. First tried th enter the club through the back door but it was locked (historically, this was an entrance as well-had hours posted on he door). I…

Angels Den Gentlemen's Club

Rosendale, New York

Sorta sad

I know NY clubs have to decide between nudity and alcohol but really think some of these hole in the wall Hudson Valley clubs would do much better as topless bars, this one in particular. Why?…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Great Club

I visited this club a few years ago and have been dying to go back. My wife and I attended and we had the greatest experience. The dancers are in excellent physical shape…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Fun Times

I wasn't busy on this past Friday so I decided to visit EI to see if things were still good. In a nutshell, they are. I wasn't sure what time they're opening nowadays…

Bones Rock 'n' Roll Strip Club

Scottsdale, Arizona

Nice layout, but is club heading downhill?

I came in here on a Friday evening. I think this place opened back in April of this year...and given that it's been open for so many months and that we're in peak snowbird season,…

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Tragedy Follows Winner Of $315 Million Lotto Jackpot

He blames his Powerball win for ruining his life. Maybe he should blame himself for acting like a West Virginia retard. For example: "In August 2003, less than a year after Whittaker won the lottery, his car was…

Your First Visit to a Strip CLub

When I first started to write this piece, I intended it to be a guide as to how to get the most out of visiting a new or strange club for the first time when traveling. Then I realized it would probably have broader appeal to people visiting any club for the first time. So here goes. I hope it is a useful piece. When traveling one gets an opportunity to check out new clubs. Or, a new club may open in your town, or there may be a club in your town that you haven’t been to. Or, you may not have been to a club before. How does one get the most out of visiting a club for…

Fetish Affairs "party" review

This is a review of the Fetish Affairs not-a-strip-club "BDSM/tickling/foot sucking party" in New York City. FA isn't a lapdance party like SVT, Lido, DH, and MN, but it reminds me of a lapdance party, so I'll compare FA to one. I went to Fetish Affairs. Everything Deman said in https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=20757#comment563038 is true. Since Deman is a single post TUSCL user, he probably works for FA. I'll add some details. $50 customer cover. Steep. Oh well. House fee is $40, cheap for NYC. There is a coat check. The venue is a rented swingers club in a prewar apartment building. There is an AMP on a different floor in the building. I initially thought Fetish Affairs was a bait and switch…

Traveler's Guide to OTC

I have been lurking on the discussion board for some time. I don’t know if I’ll ever post there because of all the nonsense that goes on. However, I noticed one of the most popular subjects there is OTC. I understand why it’s such a popular subject: It’s the ultimate strip club experience—the fantasy of pretty much every guy who goes to a strip club: take that dancer that struck your fancy out of the club and fuck her. As one recent post here put it, “the caviar of the sex industry.” I agree completely. In my opinion, extras in the club are a dim, weak second. There are endless…

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Tobita shinchi Osaka Japan

Guys have you seen this red ight district one of the most interesting in my view the girls are on public display like amsterdam. Germany, Korea,Belgium , Colombia, Mexico. but are kneeled down with outfits and other decorations…

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Your worst hardselling experience?

We've all met those strippers who really go for the throat, upsells nonstop and won't take no for an answer. This is a warning sign to us veteran PLs and we usually follow our instincts to shake them off. Sometimes,…

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How does a Hooters Girl make ?

This X Hooters Slut shares numbers and a story time on what that life was about https://youtu.be/mCTvpbglJNU

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Frustrating day

Today was frustrating while clubbing. I've been going to a different club just to change it up a little. This club is strictly one way contact with no chance for extras and topless only. Lap dances are $25 and you…

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Need to find new club

The only 3 clubs nearest me are all closed down :( guess it's time for new adventures and new stories to make. I'll probably start after Christmas I have a couple in mind to go to

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Cold days make me crave hot coffee and ass

https://www.instagram.com/p/BN5ABP6A0aC/

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Strip clubs and the cash we use to fund it

Poker has impacted my life and other hobbies of mine in many ways. One of these ways is how I view and use my money for strip clubs. For years I've treated strip clubs like a one bullet shot at a…

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Someone is using a dead man's account

That's right. Alucard's account. Not a fake dot account, the real account. Wonder how they got his password

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2nd Amendment Flap

It is part of the Bill of Rights. Read it. Repeal one and the rest are fair game.

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Fair lap dance prices equals more business

I peruse TUSCL's daily reviews. It looks like in some places across the country lap dances start out at 40 bucks per song. Da fuck? Here in LA most of the clubs start out at 20 bucks a song. From what…

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THANKS TO THE WHALE I WENT TO RED LOBSTER

at the famous gogorama last night. had my eyes on this blonde throughout the entire time. but she's unfortunately parked her ass on a bar stool next this whale of a customer. most likely a whale of a regular. after a…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Crazy hustle!

Palomino is my usual club when I'm in Vegas but I did a last-minute trip to CH3 because my brothers were begging to go somewhere close to the strip and I figured it wouldn't hurt…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

millstream

Millstream Inn is a topless bar, not full nude. So keep that in mind if you're used to some of the other clubs in baltimore. It does have an Inn type of feel and I always…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Expensive but hot

Been awhile since I've been here. Had been hitting the ghetto clubs in Gardena the last couple of times I've been in LA. They have changed some of the rooms since the last…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Visitor from out of town

I was in the Milwaukee on a weekend trip and visited about 9:30-11:45 on a Saturday night. A club buddy that visited years ago suggested this place so we could compare notes. It's very different…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

What has happened to this club.....

Well, I have to agree with Doctorevil....I am not sure what magazine the sign refers to. I ventured in after a holiday party in a great mood, and was ready to continue the night, but…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Tiny club, quaint

Overview: This is a predominently Latino club, most everyone here speaks Spanish, and not all the girls even speak English. Pretty good mileage but it's tiny, girls aren't lookers unless you're into chubbier girls. No…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Disappointing

Annual visit to AC for convention. This review covers 5 visits over 3 days (afternoon and evening). Crazy Horse had been our Go-To club in the area since Scores is now closed and the downtown…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Smaller space, mix of dancer quality

I went after a great visit to the Downtown Cabaret, and was kind of floored by how packed the place was with girls and patrons. The space isn't very big and is hard to find…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Another good visit - are things improving?

Not sure if things are truly improving at Rubys - a long time haunt of mine - but I did have another good visit. First - the bad. When the regular waitress isn't there, the covering…

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*** There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust from Supernovas & Elemen

Scientifically proven!!! :) :) :)

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"I Have To Stop"...What?

So I'm at Tootsies last night and I step in the LD area...the girl snuggles up to me a bit while we're waiting for the song and going through the whole 'pointless convo' thing. We're kind of comfortable, but she…

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SIGNS HE'S UNDATEABLE, ACCORDING TO A STRIPPER WHO'S SEEN IT ALL

A stripper reveals the signs that a customer is undatable. She did not say anything about the guy being older than her father, so I'm good to go. https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/relationship-advice-from-a-stripper

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Wat kind of guy gets best lap dances !

Do good looking guys get better lap dances then ugly guys ? My friend who's a former stripper says she would only give great dances to the guys she thought were hot

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Wat kind of guy gets best lap dances !

Do good looking guys get better lap dances then ugly guys ? My friend who's a former stripper says she would only give great dances to the guys she thought were hot

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Why do half the girls have...

Nipples pointing different directions at Bikini Riot? Why is there a riot? Did whoever started it not like crooked nipples? https://www.coedcherry.com/paysite/bikini-riot

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Some Page 3 British Beauties

Trigger warning: Big Bazoom Alert -- girls 2-4 have larger-than-average titties! Trigger warning: Topless Blonde Alert -- girls 2 and 4 are additionally guilty of blondeness!! Five pics each of Page 3 girls Courtnie Quinlan, Danielle Sellers, Sabine Jemeljanova, and…

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Are holidays a good times to go to club?

I've been bouncing this around in my head but wanted to get more data (not enough of my own reconnaissance). The overall question is "Are holidays a good time to go to the strip club?". With Thanksgiving just…

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You might be a PL if ...

You buy a stripper a $1,000 TV and you never get invited over to watch it

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Strip club and texas holdem are similiar

The front room is pre flop Paying for a dance is seeing a flop Going champagne is looking to play some turns OTC is getting it all in on the river

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Ever get in the mood to drop $1,000 ITC

Well ? List your reason for or against

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Names & Numbers...and Lists, part 2

1. Small minds[s] 2. Paranoia 3. Legality vs Principle 4. Violations 5. Wild Imagination[s] 6. Wicked "Secret Plans" 7. Conspiracy Theories 8. Fun 9. NAMES 10. NUMBERS 11. LISTS 12. Etc..............

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I understand what it feels like to make love to a stripper

I feel deep depression for any of you long term vets that have only had the fuck Making love is magical with a stripper

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Miami 2AMer.

MIAMI-DADE, Fla. - A man died during a shooting at a strip club on Saturday, according to police. There was panic and chaos at Coco's Nightclub at 1430 NW 119 St., near North Miami. A woman was crying. A man was…

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Guess what state? :)

A belching, topless Florida blond crashed her car and then tried to wiggle out of her woe by telling a cop he was the “sexiest thing.” Cops say Jamie Schmude was behind the wheel of a four-door vehicle on the Dixie…

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Business cards to hand out to strippers

Any ideas on what to say on the card ? Pictures ? Links ? Need help in designing this one

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Christmas Present From Dougster to TUSCL

I wanted to do a quick survey. This year, I wanted to prepare a Christmas present from me to TUSCL. Which of the following would you prefer? (and, sorry, but you only get to choose one of the following two): 1)…

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Worlds colliding

This is one of the strangest things to happen to me, in case anyone cares to read about it. So, I met a woman on an online dating site (OK Cupid). She's very pretty and we exchange messages for a…

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Is the blue waffle a real medical issue ?

After googling and puking...I started wondering

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Backpage is Free Speech, not Pimping- California Court

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/10/backpage-com-california-pimping-free-speech-kamala-harris Summary: Apparently Backpage and their attorneys won round one against the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris. The Sacramento Superior Court ruled that Backpage's escort ads were protected free speech under the Federal Communication Decency Act, and that 'criminal'…

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Motor Boating

How many like to be titty slapped in the face?

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Fuck you jackie

Tittle says it all

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Really off topic. Let's make the world cool again by making the oceans reflect s

Let's add biodegradable plastic to the foam others are researching to make the foam last months. Just an idea. I thought of reflective foam and see others are already researching it. https://www.chemistryworld.com/news/mirror-mirror-on-the-ocean/7914.article I'd like my roof to reflect more…

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Girlfriend is furious at a man who attended bachelor party that had strippers

https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4005278/amp/Reddit-user-s-girlfriend-unhappy-saw-strippers-bachelor-party.html My favorite line from the article: Others pointed out that watching strippers at a house is different to seeing strippers in a club, because it's easier to hire them for 'extras'

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morality ordinance violated.

PANAMA CITY BEACH - Five dancers and a manager have been arrested after undercover deputies allegedly saw the women showing their bare breasts in a topless bar, according to arrest records. Under Bay County's "morality ordinance," the term "topless" is a…

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Juice's 12 Days of Christmas

12. Dozen jellyfilled donuts 11. 11 Chacin Fangers 10. $10 Arby's gift card 9. $9 Xbox 360 video game on sale at Walmart 8. 8 Chackin torpedos off the roller rack at Circle K 7.…

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Here's What It's Really Like to Date a Stripper

This typical TUSCL question is answered by Cosmo. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8477705/heres-what-its-really-like-to-date-a-stripper/

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Strip club dancer sought by NJ authorities captured in West Scranton

OTC stripper-style. http://citizensvoice.com/news/strip-club-dancer-sought-by-nj-authorities-captured-in-west-scranton-1.2128226

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I Love the Smell of Burning Car Title in the Morning

Possession is not 9/10 of the law and not the same as ownership. She finally burned the bridge for good. If I were really vindictive I would report it stolen, but I'd never dream of taking back a…

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Awesome lap dance experience !

Just got an awesome lap dance from a smokin hot Korean girl ! She was amazing and the grinding was non stop for 3 songs and the grinding was so heavy and was pounding

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Simple Tips on how to club more Effective and Efficient

#1 join tuscl avoid the board and read all the reviews for your location until you find a club similar to Follies then repeat for efficiency and guaranteed success. That's the cheapest and quickest fix to the promise land For the others…

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Air dances and no touch rules

I really think abolishing and replacing those laws ranks between securing the borders and legalizing marijuana... Maybe third behind repealing Obamacare.

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Flashdancers

Does anyone recommend the best day and time to go here? I've only been on Friday's late

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Emotional Strippers

The holidays are starting to make some of these girls emotional, or so it would seem. I had two girls crying last night, one because I wouldn't take her OTC and another who I did take OTC. The…

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"The San_Jose_Guy Show", from 3-5 PM daily on TUSCL

I browse without logging in from time to time, and notice the only member I have on ignore, SJG, seems to comment daily from 3-5 PM pacific time. Does this sound like a person deeply entrenched in local politics, or…

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Pay attention, Starbucks!

Wonder if they are watching? https://www.rt.com/uk/361200-robot-sex-cafe-london/

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Isn't today the great Miami meet-up?

What's happening?

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Do you have......

Do you have a "type"? Is your type based on size? Breast Size? Weight? Height? Ass? Race? Lack or Morals? Gfe? Ethnicity? Do you have a "type"?

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Have the West Coast strippers developed a certain glow?

This might be the reason.. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fukushima-radiation-has-reached-us-shores/ar-AAlkXUr?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

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We need to stop the terrorist moon base now!

https://youtu.be/prLOjYqwaAc

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Sounded like a good plan.

I probably shouldn't be on reddit anymore than a porn site. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5gy6ty/tifu_by_taking_a_bath_with_my_girlfriend/

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Another cute young teacher fucks a high school student

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4015646/Former-Wisconsin-high-school-teacher-sobs-jailed-sleeping-teen-student.html Where the fuck were teachers like this when I was in high school?

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Have you ever been desperate enough to fuck this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4015852/Prostitute-one-eye-11-people-arrested-South-Carolina-prostitution-ring.html

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Sloppy seconds....

Or why I can't do Tijuana. I don't care how hot a dancer is. If I know that she has already done another customer that day, I cannot bring myself to get explicit with her. When I was young my…

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Emily Ratajkowski

I've always found Emily Ratajkowski extremely sexy, beautiful face and amazing body, plus she's not afraid to get naked. She did a recent photo shoot and while not nude, she shows off some impressive under boon and probably looks the…

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being 'bald'

a delicate subject. obviously most all of us prefer a girl having a 'bald' pussy. or maybe a landing strip at the most. but how about us guys. i personally first cut back the bush in a major way... then…

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Crazyjoe does college

https://youtu.be/EXFsz1V5s18

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back row baptist blow jobs at church

Just kidding... Crazyjoe gets a new job in an office building... Another shit discussion? What did you expect https://youtu.be/Oa9f9x0Oj5c

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Meanwhile, at the San Jose Wild Animal Park..

A small San Jose Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was…

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Pulled a JS69

Told my stripper to bring weed with her for OTC. Smoked...got a decent high...and fucked and fucked and fucked. Touchè JS69 for reminding me how good hitting raw pussy blazed-the-fuck-out-high-AF. Cheers to you sir for reminding me exactly how to…

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RickDugan Also Likes to Stroke Managers!

...you guessed it: because he is gay! LOL!

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how for deal with ATF OTC using coco in hotel next to you?

What you will do for deal with ATF using coco in hotel during the OTC action? I am not use it, I do not wish her use or possess in my presence, do not wish to having call police…

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Electrical Capcity Multipliers?

Anyone go this way, use an electrical vibrator on a woman? I have not done this. And with my ex-wife, sex was never something to be enhanced, augmented, or extended. With other women, I've found using my hands and mouth on…

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Dancer response to my question about champagne court

She is 9.5 I had 3 couch room lap dances after having 15 minutes of conversation She allowed slight touching of her upper body Then I took a break.After 30 mins or also I was standing at the bar she came…

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Zombie prostitute. Eewww!

http://coed.com/2016/12/08/myrtle-beach-prostitution-bust-tiffany-evans-mugshot-zombie-picture/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#!gallery-inline-embed-1012321-1012367-2

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Escort experience

This is nothing ground breaking but I wanted to share my experience and get a discussion going. Basically some random thoughts of mine. I've been going to stip clubs for a while. I don't think I have the skills/experience/time/money…

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The RIGHT STUFF!

John Glenn, former Marine pilot, astronaut, Senator, American hero, has died @ age 95. R.I.P. Mr Glenn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn

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How many .....

How many of you have met a dancer who posts on this site and gotten at least a lap dance from her?

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Greg Lake of King Crimson and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer fame dead at 69

2016 takes another legend....RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn_1d_DUE08

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Juice fails as store Santa

Tells kid to lay off burgers and fries...lol http://myfox8.com/2016/12/06/bad-santa-nc-boy-claims-he-was-body-shamed-by-st-nick/

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Question for the Mexico experts...

I'm curious about something and was wondering if anyone has any insight into this. I've noticed in a couple of Mexican cities that the strippers/prostitutes are college age girls that travel to another part of the country to work for…

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Rachel Sanders In A Bikini

Have no idea who this is, stumbled onto her off some gossip website this morning. Nice body, face...decent http://kayuty.com/rachel-sanders-bikini-pictures-on-a-beach-in-miami/ http://nakedcelebs.org/rachel-sanders-sexy-7-photos/

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I am a mentally enslaved moron

https://youtu.be/fsRwlrf6K_8

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Review: Office Christmas Party strikingly safe despite cocaine and strippers

I'm glad I'm retired. I don't remember any office Christmas parties with cocaine and strippers, but now that's the only kind of party I attend. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-08/office-christmas-party-strikingly-safe-despite-cocaine-strippers/8102774

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‘I don’t miss being a millionaire... besides the strippers, cocaine and fast car

What else would you do when a bank gives you an unlimited overdraft? http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/fraudster-luke-moore-embezzled-millions-from-a-bank-now-he-wants-to-be-a-criminal-lawyer/news-story/7757516add5369f69e2146bdb2408c93

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Memphis 2AMer.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. – Police are looking for a gunman following a shooting outside an adult nightclub in the Airport area. Police were called to Kitten’s Kabaret on Lamb Place near Democrat Road around 1 a.m. Thursday. Police say the shooting happened after…