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Blonds vs Brunettes

On avg are the more blonds w/ big boobs than brunettes? - seems to kinda be the case - things that make you go hmm?

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To kiss and tell or not ?

For the most-part although I tend to write excruciatingly detailed reviews, up to now I've tended to leave out the most "salacious details" for lack of a better-word; or at best hinted at them w/o being too-overt about-it. Lately I've been…

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It's Friday - you SCing today?

I'm not in a big-mood to SC tonight but kinda bored - may go check-out a club I normally don't visit just to check-out/recon the vibe and have something to do.

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Reviews "Atmosphere" rating

I don't often pay too-much attention to the star-ratings of the reviews and focus on what the reviewer says - but I've been writing a fair # of reviews lately and have noticed what appears to me a bit of…

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How to proceed when a Stripper gives you her number (and it's real) ?

Well how to proceed, vets!

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Dancers' Schedules.

Since we all know dancers are independent contractors and not employees, can they make their own schedule. In other words, can they come and dance at a club whenever they feel like it, or do the clubs require a certain…

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Bitches wanna fuck when day c thee WOP ! Also dont ever take $20 bills to follie

The bitches refuse to give change...so bring $10 bills only for dances. WOP https://youtu.be/dRJPKwAbl6g

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A tale of two dancers; mileage matters

Dancer A and Dancer B are similar hotness. White girls in their 20s, natural perky boobs, good busts. Dancer A gives excellent mileage lap dances. She provides what a lot of stripperweb girls would call "extras", but TUSCL would say…

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Highest OTC Offer

While in the VIP at a club in Minneapolis last month (with wife), got into a discussion with the girl about a potential threesome OTC with us when her shift ended. She quoted $3,000 and I just laughed.…

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Swingers Party Update

As I told you all earlier this week, I was invited to a swingers party. Well, tonight's the night, and I'm gonna go for it. Wish me luck, and hopefully tomorrow I have a good story to tell!

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outing yourself.

i know many pl's have an issue with others knowing what their web name is. and especially paranoid of a dancer knowing who they are. i have had only one time that i got turned down by a dancer when…

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Ay Yo DJ!!

Inspired by Goth's discussion regarding things that turn you off/bother you at clubs, I want to address DJs at clubs. I was going to just comment but I then I realized this is a discussion in itself. There are good…

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Training a new girl

A couple of days ago one of my favorites came up to me with a new dancer in tow. It was her 2nd day and my favorite was showing her how to do dances for the most money. While she…

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OT: McDonalds

I had two large cups of coffee before and during my drive to a client. It hit me quick. No way I was going to make it all the wait. Fortunately there are McDonalds everywhere.

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untimely death of a girl.

on my latest visit to hong kong club on tuesday... i ran into a friend of mine that has heard a particular dancer was killed just recently under suspicious circumstances in tj. his attempts to contact her have been…

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Follies strippers that dont fuck in vip?

Do they exist?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slipping?

I returned here recently after a prolonged absence from tampa clubs. Recent reviews seem to be accurate. The place does seem to be slipping some. That's not to say it's not…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

a good time was had by all

Had not planned on stopping in here, but, well traffic made me run late so heading where I had planned was out. Have not been here for a while. Several of the girls were ones…

Lookers Tampa

Tampa, Florida

What is this place ?

Went late wednesday evening and there were 2 entertainers on shift. Staff indicated they had a special event later in the night and that the group for that event brings their own girls.…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Holidays are a good thing

So I stopped here because the other place I went to wasn't open yet. Serendipitous. SO in I walk, maybe 2-3 others, only one girl there. She came over to join me barside, we chatted.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been going to Follies in...

I've been going to Follies in and off for about five years with mixed results. I love the high mileage but the eye candy has always been hit or miss. The good news is the…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Good Night

Finally a culture where real tits are abundant. I just don't care for fake tits. They are hard, and just don't move like the real pillows they are meant to be. Masters,…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Saw many tv commercials late night...

Saw many tv commercials late night about this place. My friend and I finally went last weekend. Not bad at all, not too crowed for a Saturday night (rainy) Super sexy bartenders!! I wish they…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Area's best

Good food, great service, and great atmosphere! It's Cheers with tits. Plenty of good looking to hot looking dancers. Many of the hottest dancers are booked with regulars but always plenty of…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Business Traveler

In town on business trip finished work earlier so hit the Dallas red-light district . Most afternoon was spent at DG and had a great time . I am white and love black dancers ,…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Good food, nice girls

I ordered steaks here and really liked it. It came with a salad and baked potatoes. The ambiance was great too. A nice place to relax alone or with friends and more important no entrance fees.…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Fun time on a slow night

Was traveling through Des Moines so I decided to see if Beach Girls was as good as other reviews said it was. I'm glad I had my GPS because the club is in the middle…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Looks dirty but good value

I went with a guy friend around 10pm on a wednesday night. It was pretty dead with only about 6 or so customers and between 12 -15 girls. The bartender and door girls were pretty…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Lots of diversity

I stopped by after a Mariner's game one night a while back. The place was packed. I couldn't stay long so I tried a dance with the first hot AA that asked me. Went back…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Saturday Night at Cheetah's

I was in Miami on business and stayed an extra day to enjoy the city. I was told Cheetah's was a chill club and that was a good way to describe it. When…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

So so, nothing much to make me avoid it or come back

I got off work late tonight and felt like enjoying a few beers before I went home. I have a few choices since I live in the Baltimore area and McDoogals is a place I…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Good club

This club was my first visit in many years. Probably around 20 girls, seemed pretty busy for a Thursday night. Music was good. Some of the girls were around a 5 rating.…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

AVOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

admission 10 with coupon 15 without free soft drinks Avoid at all costs, this is a rip off club, this club is geared to the military base across the street waiting to pounce and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Saturday Night at Scarlett's

I was in Miami for the weekend and and stopped by Scarlett's on my drive from Miami up to Ft Lauderdale. It's right off Rt 95. It's a nice looking club - lots…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Good value

For all it's faults and shortcomings, HWS still provides some of the best value for money in WI. The girls are always up for fun and know how to work very hard for everything. Compared…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I took a break from my...

I took a break from my afternoon visit to Synn to check out Deja Vu. This club was always a must visit while I was in town on business. I figured that since the afternoon…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Dancers

I went here on a Friday night a few weeks ago. I had a good time. The dancer quality seems to be better. Several cute dancers.i got there around the time the ladies shifts were…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

Bar with Dancers

I stopped by here on a weekday aroun 4 when traffic on the freeway was getting stuffy earlier than usual. I exited and parked in back. There were a handful of other vehicles there but…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Wowzers

Wow can't believe it was my first time coming here. I've lived in Pomona for 2 whole weeks and just came here. Literally. I bought a 75 cup and enjoyed it very much. Rachel was…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Disappointing visit

I go to a lot of strip clubs in Phoenix but this club was close so I decided to give it a try. Parking was easy and there was a $10 cover charge to…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

No Different Than DC

I was bored and depressed. I look on Facebook and see that Mile High had something called Lit Thursday. Now I 've never been ther before so I hail an Uber and head on over.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Between friction and fantasy

This was my first SC adventure in SFO since 2000. I frequented several of the historic clubs (MBOT, New Century, and some club up on Broadway) while on business trips here in the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Still there

I found myself in Detroit a couple of Monday's ago and decided to stop in to a couple of Michigan Avenue places. First I went to Flight Club, then across the street to Bogart's.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wow. Must go back

In Miami for friends bachelor party, and was told we must go to Tootsie'a. Read up about it, and it was everything we could dream of. The place was huge bar to the left,…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Ehhh....

Been there a few times over the last year or so. The first few times i went it was decent. Pretty girls, good selection, not bad prices on drinks. Then something happened…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

SiN

SiN is Hispanic. She claims to be in her mid-20s and has long dark hair. SiN is tan and very fit; I would guess her height to be about 5 feet 6. Nice handful of…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Delilah visit

Visited this club on a Saturday evening around 6 PM. There was a $6 entrance fee at that time. There is a security screening that you have to go through before entering the club. The…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

What happened?

Been coming for legs and eggs for several years off and on. Always the best chance for extras with quality girls. This place is slowly going downhill. Only three American dancers out of the group.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Okay Trip

Visited the club around 1.30 in the afternoon and surprisingly the club was fairly busy and by the time i left around 3.30 it was full and people were having problems finding a place to…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

small local club - not too bad

Went in the afternoon to check out this club. First time I ever visited. Rather small inside but lengthy stage with seats all around it. separate seating area available also can probably…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in for a drink on...

Stopped in for a drink on my way home from work. There was only a couple guys in there, most likely doing the same thing. From what I could see there was 5 dancers in…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Not like it used to be

Visited Tuesday afternoon. This club still feeling the effects of raid back last year. Brian not there anymore...will miss chatting with him. Chris, I think, was at the door and behind the bar. Cool guy…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

YellowBros first time

YellowBros were bored and decided to hit up our local joint, Crazy Horse. We weren't expecting much for a Wed Night before closing. The joint was pretty much empty when we got there, there was…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Rumors was a bust

Was in the neighborhood so dropped in to check out their $5 dance specials on Monday's. I guess there is a reason why they run this special. It was about 4pm on a Mon., so…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Not bad but not great

Went in with a few guys to have a couple drinks and dances. It's a small place with a bar that is along one of the walls, far end from where you walk in is…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Get lucky with lucky

This is one of my favorite clubs to stop in. No pretention, just a strip club. Good oarking, safe, a bit run down but always fun. I had to head to the area for a…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Average

I'm not going to knock it for being a bikini bar because we all know that. The only thing I noticed was how slow it was for a Friday night. Not many girls and not…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Dirty Paterson

I'm back again. Stayed away for awhile. Came back for some cheap fun. This club is great if you want some sexy latinas. There are a few grandmas but they walk away without a dollar…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

No big changes

The venue has been described many times here. I have just corrected some of the features shown above. Some people changes: Nova has been there about a month bartending. She's young, attractive,…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sweet Clover

I decided to swing by the BML before I had to pick the kids up for school. I was on a bit of a schedule, so I didn't have a ton of time.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Not do great, this time.

Made my roughly semimonthly visit and was less pleased than the last few times. About 12 dancers. Mostly AA. Only 2-3 above a 5. And half did not show boobs.…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Worth a visit

I like Rose City Strip so far. It is attached to a giant Mexican restaurant and kitty-corner to Hawthorne Strip. I've been to a couple of mid shifts here. They open at 3pm, with 5-6…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Afternoon delight

I stopped by here a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday afternoon. As has already been well-documented here, this club is a middle-of-the-road strip club in terms of decor, furnishings, drink prices and so…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Fun

Came by in the afternoon. They no longer have free admission with txt. But you can earn a VIP card for free admission next time. $12 for a bottomless drink... that they charge you $4…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Best in the Area

To me, this is the best club in the area. The club is very roomy with one main stage. They have a fully stocked bar and the waitresses are normally pretty attentive. There is a…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

1 Good, 1 Alright, 1 Bad

I went to Castaways after finding out the price of their dances. A 60 minute dance ran 100 dollars. It seemed like a good deal. I ended up getting three dances. The first was dance…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Yin & Yang

Pleasantly surprised when I entered the club which sits in what appears to be a fairly safe area just north of the airport. Paid a $5 cover and no hassle upon entering. Grabbed…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

If you can find the diamond in the rough...

So, back to the Vu, because the options are eh. The dancers seemed to have changed since I was there last, but that doesn't mean it was better. Or worse. It was…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Just an average visit

Stopped by on a Sunday evening after a wedding... Parking was easy and No cover charge which is always a nice thing. Sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and a soda.…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Very Nice Black Club

This is a very nice black club. Outside, there is a fairly large parking lot, and a security guard, who looks like he could play offensive line for the Atlanta Falcons, has watchful eyes on…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Well, I tried ...

Had never been to Club Fantasy before, and found myself in downtown Sacramento on a Thursday evening about 6:30 pm and thought I would give it a try. Did a quick web search for…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Always a good time at DD

Was staying in Boca for business and couldn't find any decent outcall on a Monday night. Decided to take the drive south to Pompano to check out DD. Paid the parking fee and paid the…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Just my first day in Paradise.

My anticipation of checking out this bar has finally been rewarded to me this past Thursday night. Plans that my boyfriend had that evening were cancelled, and I jumped on the opportunity to tell him…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Happy Hour Day Shift

Headed over to G2K for the first time in months. As usual, I was not dissapointed. G2K has the best happy hour deal in NYC. $4 beers, 7$ tequilas and free lunch that is pretty tasty.…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Review

Stopped by Vivid on a random night. I was in the area, felt like grabbing a drink and looking at girls. Only got a couple of dances from one of the girls there. Wasn't my…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

price performer

It could be that my standards are becoming less demanding... because I'm getting older? because I've seen a lot of poorly run clubs over the years? IDK but I thought Angels was…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Good but not as good as it used to be

My first trip to London for quite a while. I tried to start at the nearby White Horse but sadly that has closed. I walked here fearing that the council had changed…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pretty good club to chill but not necessarily get your freak on

I will break up this review into 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Great girls. Questionable locaction.

Clubs in a shady part of town. Worth the drive though, the girls are always friendly and the dances are among the best in Maryland. Food selection is limited, there is one snack machine. BYOB…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

The best in SO CAL

I was in the L.A. area on business and visited the Paradise and there were plenty of girls to go around. The club atmosphere is not what I would call high end, but the nude…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Friday afternoon visit

Friday (and Wednesday also) there is a lunch buffet and it is $8 to get in with membership card. Not bad but the buffet is not as diverse as one at Men's Club. Delicious shrimp…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

5 years later, ehhh.....

Haven't been here for 5 years and nothing has really changed. For those that don't know it is theatre seating. Very uncomfortable chairs. Lap dances are done in the back. I recommend grabbing…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Not

I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but I do not like most topless alcohol-serving clubs: I don't drink, the mileage is usually low and they are usually over crowded. With that being said,…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Weeknights at Mario's

My favorite club in the area, mostly because of the laid back attitude of the staff and dancers. A few small complaints first: If you go between shift change, which I think is…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Stretch a dollar.

This isnt the Vegas strip. You arent going to have velvet ropes or sports illustrated swim suit models grinding up on you. But the place was clean. No booze, had to go out…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Best lap dances ever by super fine asian

This was my third trip to the Foxy Lady but first time on a Friday afternoon. Parking was easy as usual, no cover charge this time, only ID. Freindly atmosphere, two rub girls, a few…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Decreasing quality

Went to HB for an evening beer. The value of the drinks is still good. $1.50 beers, can't beat that anywhere! I do like the bikini dancers on stage as it leaves…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Tried and true

The only thing that's seemed to change about this club is the time they open and it looks like they spent some money on nicer stage lighting. While you can no longer satisfy your craving…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Improving

As has been stated in earlier reviews, this club isn't much to look at on the inside. The previous life as a neighborhood / biker bar is readily evident. There really isn't a stage just…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Still there

I found myself in Detroit a couple of Monday's ago and decided to stop in to a couple of Michigan Avenue places. First I went to Flight Club, then across the street to Bogart's. Quite…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush isn't the same...

I had not been in Pittsburgh in a few years and decided to go back to a spot I have enjoyed in the past. I paid a discounted cover charge (from a cab driver) and…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Nothing special

Paid a visit to Goldfingers on a boring Thursday night. Obviously a quieter night, but it was very dead. Only a few patrons, and less than 10 girls around that evening. The…

Expose

San Diego, California

Decent, especially with a visiting porn star

Visited Expose San Diego recently specifically because Kaylani Lei was the featured performer. The club has a fairly nice comfortable feel inside, which is nice given the horrible near-freeway location. There are a…

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spin. offbeat things that turns you off / grinds your gears with at any SC

man, it grinds my gears when a stripper takes my hand and puts it inside her panties to fondle her clit. i'm cool with it when i have the idea on my own and do it to her and she…

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offbeat things you dig / turns you on with any SC

man, i love it, when there's a number of dancers walking around naked in the SCs. especially when it isn't as common for them to do so, but for like one hour, for some odd reason, like 5 random dancers…

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Santa is really a dick...

Do people do this on purpose?

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Austin clubs

Gentlemen, I am visiting Austin for the first time and have couple of nights to myself. Which clubs do you recommend? I am looking for hot dances vs stage performances. Thanks!

Tijuana

Tijuana Cost Benefit Analysis

I became newly single this year after being tied up in relationships for many years and I feel like I foolishly blew my money since my last relationship. I did enjoy a few AMPS, but the strip club scene…

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the brass pole

Has anyone been the brass pole lately? Has anyone seen Savannah?

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Guilt

Any other married guys out there that struggle with the guilt that comes with knowing you are married to a good woman who may know that you are an occasional visitor to a strip club and a semi regular watcher…

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Papi, three new articles posted yesterday!

Check them out, including Part 2 of Mr Duce's " Veritable shit storm of chaos"

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Are any of you guys getting tired of the clubbing atmospherics ?

I don't know about you guys but I haven't been to a strip club but 3-4 times in the last 3-4 months, the main reason is i am getting tired of the same old bullshit, and pretending to like hanging…

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Hey wildebeest, kitty paws is not an insult

That Mikey wildebeest thinks he's insulting me by saying I have kitty paws. Not an insult. All cats are better creatures than hairless apes. Cat lives matter. However, wildebeest boy Mikey better watch out if he insults catkind. I have lion…

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Fit body

A major turn on for me is a stripper who works out and stays in good shape. Is that a big turn on for you?

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Today Oct 13th is National Bra-less day. :)

http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/blogs/5-surprising-benefits-going-braless?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Chasers

Houston, Texas

This place is truly hit...

This place is truly hit or miss. I've been in the past, sometimes it is great. Dancers are very involved. Making sure folks have a good time. Other times they're too busy eating at…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

Frequent Flyer

I've been heading to Roxxanne's frequently for some time now. Definitely my favourite place to grab a cold beer and watch a good show. Great selection of dancers, tall, short, thin, big, athletic. Definitely a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Amazing Girls at an High Price

Went to Vegas for a bachelor party and visited this place on a sunday evening around midnight. Had heard about it briefly how the girls are absolutely stunning but will become very pricy. Well I…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Friendly enough local bar

This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals but the place…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Any night except Sunday

I have been visiting Baby Dolls for many years. Normally, this is one of the best clubs in the US. You can usually count on a good number of beautiful babes at this club any…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Completely dead...

I came here on a weekend evening around 830. Its relatively easy to get to, right off of 95 on the ma-ri border. But it's easy to miss and not very lit, so drive slow.…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Lackluster

Stopped in as I was in the immediate area. Served my curiosity well. Loud mouth regulars at the bar kept some of the skankiest girls tied up . Thank goodness! Drunk construction workers…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The good and the bad...mostly good.

Recently had opportunity to visit this city. Had read up quite a bit thanks to Papi Chulo and others. Had planned on stopping by Follies, but traffic and time constraints conspired to miss the daytime…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Porthole Nightmare

I was reading some reviews on the Porthole - kind of mixed lately but mostly about day shift - so decided to take a trip out to the club on Tuesday night after midnight.…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Not sure how they stay in business

Meh. The good news is, you can't spend too much money here. The bad news is, you wouldn't want to. Bikini only, even in the "VIP" rooms. Tonight, there was one solid 8 (Dakota), with the…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Uber driver said this was the best in Tucson.

And I have no reason to disagree. High-quality club. Owned by the same people as Hi-Liter in Phoenix, where I've also had a good time. Three stages, although only one was occupied most of the…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Outing with a friend

I've left a few reviews on this place before and for the most part my views haven't changed. The last time I went to this place is brought a friend with me who never visited.…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Waterworks meets strippers

Amazing decor, the dancers could have been better but for the most part it was nice place. Being money if you want to "party" in the vip rooms. There's probably 4 or 5 entertainers on…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Visit to Montreal

My club experience here was very different than the experiences I've had in the US, for several reasons. 1. The club was Extremely nice. Just take a look at the website to get an idea of…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

PASS!

While it was nicely remodeled, they decided to get rid of VIP membership even if you paid for your years worth. Dances are now $25 instead of 20, but thats about normal anywhere you do.…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Quick visit

Had a couple hours to kill on a Wednesday early evening, and swung by Expose at 7. Paid $3 cover and tipped the pretty woman at the door. A wonderful waitress, Tiffany, guided…

Foxy Lady

Salisbury, North Carolina

Better than the last time

Staying in Salisbury on a Wednesday night. Option was working at the hotel or going to a club for a beer and some dances. Called first to see how many dancers were on since my…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not Great Not Bad

Have had many good times here both day and night and as usual the evening shift had good amount of girls on board all WOC so make sure that's your thing. Maybe 15 girls…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Outstanding service

My work brought me to Detroit and paid for my stay downtown. I thought I'd make the best of it and wandered into Legends around 7:30'PM on a Wednesday to check out the scene. I…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nothing Doing

Been here here more times than I can begin to talk about but it's been at least a month or so as I have had my fun and luck elsewhere. Made the after midnight stop…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Vanessa

Visited on a Tuesday night. Sat over in the corner after the 2nd stage opened in a private type booth. Several ladies came over and sat with me trying to entice me…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Would that I had more tome

I'm a few months behind on my reviews. Apologies. This is by far my most favorite club at this point. It is fairly low key, you don't get bothered and the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Another Drive By in TJ

Hit TJ for a long weekend , and as custom , before hitting HK went to see what talent was available at Adelita. Border crossing was fine . Due to long weekend…

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Sex with a Filipina

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5584a4f4edef3

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Raiders To Las Vegas: One Step Closer

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/las-vegas-nfl-stadium-bill-to-lure-raiders-is-one-step-closer-to-passing-022640438.html Well, they got funding for a stadium (which everyone knew would pass). Looks like the only thing standing in the way now is if the NFL owners approve it.

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Dancers walking in the club.

During my time conducing by evidence based research studies in these clubs (I do this for science), I've noticed that dancers walking around & moving through the club is a key to my enjoyment. Meaning clubs where the dancers tend…

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Lacking a voice of reason to tell me NO

Sometimes I think that there's something seriously wrong with me. I picked my favorite stripper up yesterday afternoon, after a little shopping trip, and a nice dinner we partied and she spent the night at my place. I had a…

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Give follies the crown.

Follies is the shit. Wondered if it could live up to its possibly overrated fame. It did. It's overcrowded as hell. They really should charge a cover in the afternoon. Nice diverse mix of strippers, probably their best attribute. There were…

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Making amends with John Smith. More advice from the barnacle

The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright is to fuck any whore I…

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To be continued: Would you do her?

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/miley-cyrus-voice-donald-trump-coming-130057786.html She was such a good kid when she was a Disney protege, then she turned bad and edgy, now she's multi-sexual. Would you do her?

My OTC Career, Part 2: A Veritable Shit Storm of Chaos

This is the second in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with one in particular. In this article I will describe an unbelievably bad first attempt at an overnight date with a stripper. I call this date “a veritable shit storm of chaos” for reasons that will soon become evident. Introduction --------------- I was introduced to D, a very attractive 38-year-old blonde career stripper, in summer of 2015 by my long-time favorite at a certain club who was planning to move away and, because she likes me a lot, wanted to…

The 40 Year Old Vigin

Back in the early 70's I worked with one. Nice guy, decent looking but not the sharpest tool in the box. Another coworker and myself decided it was time to get him laid. We all worked for the same airline at LAX. So one Saturday morning the 3 of us flew up to Reno. I was single but the other planner was notorious for cheating on his wife. We rented a car in Reno and drove down to Lake Tahoe for an afternoon of sightseeing and gambling. We drove back to Reno and had a nice steak dinner. Then it was time to do the deed. We had already decided that we were going to take him to the Mustang Ranch.…

Lame Stripper Hustles, Questions and Lines

Having been to a number of clubs, I have observed many different styles and methods that strippers use to ask for dances. My personal favorite is the laid back conversational approach. Even if I am not blown away by a girl's looks at first, I will still consider getting a dance with her if she has this kind of vibe (and I have). The girls that are laid back display real personalities; they act like a regular person. However there are many strippers that rely on cheap hustles and cheesy lines to peak a guys interest which I hate; they are not being themselves, putting on a persona and doing it poorly. Here are some of the things I've heard…

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Surprise Nut

just thinking of it but anyone else ever bust a nut in a womans month when she was not expecting it. how did she react. i have done this several times and the reactions are priceless. i wanna see some…

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A new DS candidate for JS69!!!!

How many of you guys have noticed that gorgeous redhead in the Sleep Number mattress commercial that's currently airing on TV? I think she's right down JS's alley. Come to think of it, mine too!

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ATF Blowout - how to deal with the fallout

So for the last few weeks I've been trying cut my current ATF loose. The spark is gone, the treatment is not up to par, and the blunt money grubbing is constant. So first I tried to just…

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Dress code

What is the dress code like there? Me and my girlfriend were curious about what she and I need to wear.

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You married guys ever visit your wife's hometown like this guy?

http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2015/11/BitchField.jpg

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Monday late afternoon follies

I started to post it in a review but it looked like crap when I was done so decide not too. Beside everyone know all the in and outs. And I would just be posting a review…

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Cosmopolitans new CoverGirl is a Male

What the fucking fuck? Pretty soon Playboy is going to have a tranny model and Ricky D will actually fuck a stripper in VIP instead of the bouncer!!! http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/a5274659/male-covergirl-james-charles/

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Gwyneth Paltrow.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/gwyneth-paltrow-flashes-6-pack-in-bikini-at-the-grocery-store-181733481.html She's been a sultry actress for years. Here's a new look of her wearing little in a grocery store. Would you do her ??

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Bad idea?

Gents, after a good trip Sunday I'm thinking of heading over to booby trap Doral for an experiment to see if a good time can be had with 100.00 in singles to nurse a beer & enjoy the tip parade…

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Signal Hill CA 2 AMer

FYI Signal Hill is surrounded on all sides by the city of Long Beach. Two people were shot and another was struck by a vehicle early Tuesday outside a Signal Hill strip club, authorities said. The shooting occurred about 1:43 a.m.…

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Poker profits and time to hit the clubs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLbmI23g_xO/ Hit the Jack pot..yep $250 tournament and I hit #1...time to party

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Terrible dances getting dramatically better

You ever get a dance with a girl that was terrible, and you then try again with her a long time later, and the dances are a lot better? There's been a few girls I've gotten dances with that the dances…

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Making the first move

I forgot who said it on here, but making the first move when it comes to kissing during a lapdance is definitely not a bad way to go. I had gotten dances from probably 40+ girls, and only 4 of them…

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Lap dance prices

I have been paying 20 dollars for lapdances since 1997. Wonder if these girls understand inflation. You old pervs remember prices in the 60s

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First extras

How long after you started clubbing did it take till you got your first real extra (bj or fuck)? Has to be on site, not OTC. For me first time I went I got a BJ (and that…

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Club Visits vs. Reviews You Post On TUSCL

How many reviews do you write and submit compared to how many club visits you make? I review less than 50% of my club visits. Maybe even closer to 25%. I will almost always review a club if it's…

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thanks for bold blue titles

thank you!!

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Ever Happen to you....

Get a fave stripper OTC then begin to stop posting on TUSCL.... I need to be posting a thanks at least once a week : ) Thanks

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No touching rules

NYC clubs are quite frustrating. Even light caressing on the ankles and calf is frowned upon. I think atleast liberal touching all over should be acceptable. 20 bucks for a 3 and half minutes with a little grind (or too…

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AMP?

What is AMP? Seen it in the discussions lately.

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sorry guys i dropped the ball

it isnt easy being a space geneious. noaa asked me to try to ameliorate damage from matthew with my space geneious weather modification device, which i did. your welcome if your in florida or geogia or the carolinas believe me…

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Lets write all the lame questions/lines that strippers say to you when hustling

Write any cheesy line, comment or pitch that a stripper has said to you in trying to get you to do a dance OR any annoying ass question that a stripper you're NOT into asks you while they are clinging…

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Anybody want Hillary on their penis? :)

http://alabamaobserver.com/alabama-man-deeply-regrets-getting-bernie-sanders-tattoo-penis/

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NFL

Did you see in a desperate attempt to boost sagging ratings NBC and the NFL had the game on rather than cover the debate. (I watched neither) Baseball playoffs were on instead! I read that NFL viewer ship ratings have fallen(12%…

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My Kinda Guy, Donald Trump

So I guess I will be voting for Trump. He knows how to handle beautiful women. More than that, he knows how to use his wealth and power to get what he wants. Just saw the video. http://www.democracynow.org/2016/10/10/in_shocking_tape_trump_boasts_of From…

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What is the big deal

Donald Trump has many faults and I disagree with him a lot but I do not see scandal about the latest "attack on women" where he was recorded making lewd graphic comments about what he would like to do and…

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Swingers party

Has anyone here ever been to a swingers party? Got an invite to go to one this weekend. Friend of mines wife just called me and said that there is a swingers party that they were invited to…

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I am done.

Good luck to everyone. I am out.

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New pics

http://imgbox.com/g/rwjKuVrqGl

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Ever heard of Hurley WI?

Town has a population of 1,547 but has 6 strip clubs listed on TUSCL. Must be a lot of PL's living there. :)

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50-question (made up) 'Purity' Test for SC goers

this is just in fun. each question is worth 1 point so a possible top score would be 50 points, i guess feel free to add questions feel free to critique which questions i left out

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beautiful bohemian dancer

what is the beautiful blond bohemian dancer at outposts name?? i wanna come back wen shes dancing

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First good lap dance

I'm 22 decent looking, on the shorter side at 5'8", have an athletic build and I'm clean. I've gone to strip clubs on about 10 different occasions. I've never gotten a lap dance before yesterday. My buddy payed a girl…

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BREAKING NEWS: Rutgers Kicked Out of Big 10

Rutgers Kicked Out of Big 10 - The AAC and Sun Belt conferences will not accept Rutgers either. http://www.offtackleempire.com/2016/10/9/13217666/jim-delany-kicks-rutgers-out-of-the-big-ten

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Did Crazyjoe Get Booted From Baby Dolls Dallas Today?

Crazyjoe went into Baby Dolls wearing a Bengals jersey today. Wonder how that went? Glad to see you back CJ!!!!

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strip club pl veteran. are you one?

i am not a sc veteran. i've been greatly enjoying the clubs (and the girls) for just about five years.

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Dancers lie?

I am confused by how many guys are surprised and upset that dancers lie. It seems that once or twice a week there is a post by someone complaining about a dancer's lies. On another site for one of the…

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Underground Clubs

Anyone ever been to an "underground" strip club? Last night was my first experience with one. I guess all the locals know that it's a private club but don't really know what all goes on. Best thing…

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Round 2: Crooked Hillary vs. Misogynist Trump

Ladies and gentleman, take your seats. The greatest show on Earth is about to begin. This is going to be very, very, very entertaining. How many of us will watch the debate, tonight ?

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New policy

I no longer give my number to girls at clubs. I mean showclubs. I hate being a regular of a girl. It never ends well. They usually have boyfriends.

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Have you ever met Whiskey Dick

Well, hate to admit it but had trouble getting it up tonight. Was drinking scotch pretty hard when I decided to take a chick back to the VIP. Well, it happened and mr happy didn't want to wake…

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Baby Doll Dallas

Crazyjoe is going to be at Baby Dolls Dallas Tomorrow, Sunday 9th in the afternoon. And possibly for a while on Monday afternoon. If anyone wants to join me, pm me

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Baby Doll Dallas

Crazyjoe is going to be at Baby Dolls Dallas Tomorrow, Sunday 9th in the afternoon. And possibly for a while on Monday afternoon. If anyone wants to join me, pm me

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Rech Sighting In Michigan

http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/bigfoot-michigan-photobomb-eagle/2016/10/06/id/751969/ Apparently Rech's Frisbee went a little too far into the woods and he's been mistaken for Big Foot.

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The bed that I made.

I successfully avoided a dancer at one of my favorite clubs for almost a year. The last time I saw her she ROBbed me of $20. Anyways, I briefly considered reconnecting with her. She was busy while I considered my…

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Hungry strippers in NE and central FL

After missing Friday shifts due to weather and power outages, there have to be some hungry strippers right now in NE and central Florida. Even better, with so many guys who still have more pressing issues to manage (such…

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Oct...Otc

For those in college or have jobs that demand you date all your paper work How many of you guys this month is messing up like I am and putting Otc lol instead of Oct ?

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Sexist??

With all the talk on sexism and statements made by individuals about women and women votes and women women women I have to wonder and write about sexism. I believe it to be simple. If a woman is offended by…

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We May Be Living In A Virtual World

Tech billionaires think we live in the Matrix and have asked scientists to get us out https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/tech-billionaires-think-live-matrix-093735189.html If this is true, can I stop paying my bills?

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Clubs with Motel close by.

I like to stay at a motel with a club within walking distance. The one I know about is Christie's Cabaret in North Canton, Ohio. There is a Super 8 across the parking lot from it. Can someone list others?

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Have you ever been in a club where the dancer's Mom is around

Not the house mom but her real mom. Either as a dancer, chaperone, or club worker. I have run into this twice: Once the mom was a bartender and the daughter was a dancer and the other: I was in a little…

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Advice for the ski bum

You are clearly impressed with yourself despite knowing little of the ways of the world. I am highly suspicious of your assertions that you actually practice law among the hairless apes. However it is no concern of mine for I…

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Advice from rickthebarnacle

rickdugan's assertion that my comments were a bit sad made me reflect. So I decided to consult with the wisest of the ricks. The barnacle is the deepest thinker among all of the ricks. That guy is Plato, Socrates, Hobbes,…

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daddy issues?

Sooo interesting...actually weird day the other day at my club. Relitivley new girl came into work a little late. I had befriended well as much as one dancer can another this girl because she seemed somewhat normal again as much…

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Inner Room after Matthew

Any word on when it will reopen yet ? Will the dancers be wearing fins and swimming on stage ? Breathing through rebreathers and giving BJ's with gills ?

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How many of you older men are shocked that you made it to 60+ to 70+ of age

Title asked the questions