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fake it till ya make it, reusing and pocketing stage tips

s88

New York

I've never had snitch to a SC bouncer until today.

At my reg ratchet SC, today I saw something I never saw before. A 20 something PL, he sat down at front row to my left at start of song 2, after another PL to my left made it rain in song 1 and left front row. The PL pulls out a stack of cash and holds in his left hand. He then leans over on the stage, with his elbows out, and his jacket leaning over the stage, then with his right hand starts sweeping $1s closer to him, and pushing them towards his left hand that has the stack of cash. All this time he is looking up at the stripper with the wide open PL eyes. Still looking on stage, he picks up the swept $1s with his left hand that has the stack of cash. The swept $1s are being added to the top of his stack. Some seconds later the dancer goes over to him, and he starts showering/feeling her up with lots $1, taking bills off the top of the stack. After he is done and the dancer moves down the stage, he leans over, and starts collecting the $1s again, but this time adding bills to the bottom of the stack. I noticed his hand was reaching further and further on each "on the sly" sweep, out onto the stage towards 2x$5 and 1x$20 bills. My hearted started to beat, is he going to take the big bills off the stage? Would he dare? Is this a vegas card guy in a SC?

If he added the big bills to the bottom of the stack, but makes it rain $1s off the top, he can come out in the black (profit) when he leaves the SC. Over all I think he made it rain and dropped back about as much as he picked up off the stage based on the stacks thickness. BUT he didn't drop his entire stack of cash at the end, it went back in his pocket. If he took big bills, and added them to the bottom, he stole it off the stage.

At this point I get up and go find a bouncer and tell him what is going on and to keep an eye on this guy so he doesn't take $30-$50 from this, 1 week new, former SC waitress, stripper. Bouncer comes over and stands near him for a bit, then when he tried sweeping the bills off the stage again, he gets a tap on the shoulder and a "you can't do that". No ejection. IDK how I feel that no ejection occurred, either my SC is super chill, or out of control.

This fake baller, for the next 3 song set, he got the worst attitude stripper in the whole SC. A very hot but, head stuck in her ass latina "Im an exotic dancer, ex-gymnist, not a stripper, now gimme all your $". She wants me personally to die in a fire. Anyways, now with the no recycling rule being read to him, he put one dollar on stage, she flipped out on him, like she does on any brown PL who doesn't dump the entire pile of cash in his hand. He took back the $1. I think he can have his $1 back, it makes no difference.

So, today, this, is a record. A fake baller collecting $1s off the stage from another PL to make it rain again. Why dont you do my policy and just tip $1-$2 per song, and just stop tipping if some baller drops $40 in singles on the stage? Nobody cares you are a baller except you. This PL should've been tipping $3 bills he printed at home.