Hi-Liter PSA

Another Sunday after golf, another try to restore some semblance of normalcy at HL.

Not gonna happen. Arrived at the club about 12:30pm. A total of 3 other PLs in the club, two of who were hogging the far corner and the new corner created the VIP rooms. Fuck you, assholes! You must come in at opening and just hang there all fucking day long. Not many dancers on shift, I think the DJ played as many bbreak songs as dance songs while I was there. Btw, the DJ came out to dust the stage during one break song. Check out his shoes, his shoes are tragic! They looked like shoes Brad Garrett turned down to play Frankenstein's Monster in that new Apple commercial. Own your real height dude, at least you have great hair!

Got a dance from Raven. She's a young brunette, got kind of an Amy Addams vibe to her, c-cups, some stretch marks. Man, I thought the dances I'd been getting lately were bad...but Raven, she may be the new leader in the clubhouse for terrible, no good, awful lap dancing. When the song started, while facing me, she uses her legs to straddle and push my legs together, so it's simultaneously impossible for me to be comfortable or her to actually sit on my lap and grind. Then she leans forward just enough to NOT put her boobs in face. Once in awhile, she'll use her hands to touch you (in a safe place for her) put not enough to create real interest. At one point while she faced away from me, I tried to cup the bottom of her boobs just to see the reaction. Yup, she immediately moved her hands above mine and pushed mine lower. I spent the last minute of the dance with my hands on the armrest watching the football game on TV. So, if you want to spend 3 minutes and $10 rubbing her stomach's stretch marks and not much else, then by all means get a dance from Raven.