Why so few reviews?

I went to this place with limited expectations after having gone to Tootsies the day before and found almost nothing worth seeing, and ROBs.

Deans Gold was the polar opposite to that experience in every way. Maybe it's a little dark or maybe the intimacy of the place just keeps you occupied the whole time, but in the hour and a half I was there, I didn't see a single girl that I wouldn't have wanted a lap dance from. All girls I saw (I'm sure I didn't see them all) were at least a 7 and most were comfortably in the 8 range.

As for the experience itself. I walked in and the manager wasted no time in coming over and introducing himself to tell me about the place. He actually seemed like a decent enough guy, and was definitely all about customer service. He told me he was going to get one of his favorite girls for me and in no time a sexy blonde Cubana came over and sat down next to me. We talked for a good while. probably 3 songs, while this girl snuggled up to me before it was her time to go on stage. We were close to the stage, and she appeared to dance only for me throughout her 3 song set (not a lot of people stageside). I'd go up to give a tip and she would encourage full titty roaming even while on stage. When she came down we headed quick to the lapdance area where we had 4 great dances with full roaming and stick shifting for just $20 a pop (I didn't).