Stripper OTC girl told me "your my number 1"

She's part Italuan?

Coo-el!

What does she mean by that statement?

Yes she is part Italian, came to Houston from Cali due to more liberal contact rules. Drives a Cadillac Esplanade.

BTW, which planet in the Italua star system is she from?

I hear the females on Italua IV will rub their upper flurman on males from any planet. Ask her for a flurman job!

But watch out. The vagina of an Italua V female is lined with 20,000 razor-sharp teeth! Do not fuck an Italua V chick!

Oh, she drives a "Cadillac Esplanade" does she?

If she's a flurman-job givin' slut from Italua IV I bet "the Esplanade" is actually the name of her UFO.

She is a sweetheart but would not want piss her off. Once we started meeting OTC she told me I did not need to come to the club. She like Sexy stories during foreplay and told me it made her wet posing for pics b4 we would fuk.

I take it to mean you're her most consistent regular.

number 1 is pee!

My conclusion: she appears not to know the difference between "your" and "you're". Are you sure you want to get mixed up with an ill-educated stripper?

I think most consistent regular may be it - c her multiple times a month. Asked me onetime if I ever c other girls. Told her "just want you honey." True anymore my bank account wb further raped.

I once had one tell me she danced to recruit escort clients. This was circa 2006 - she danced at Ricks South (no longer open). She was a really good fuk and even ended up doing her bareback on air mattress one time......prob with that one never stayed in one city very long.

One thing about the ITA gal her pussy tight and she loves dirty talk.,...I will say during fuk "wanna fill u honey" and she will "comon I want it all pound me all u want but u better be screaming when u cum."

Your the shit player dude!

Post a couple pictures.

ha ha Deuce! Good grammar and spelling, it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Is she calling you piss?

Man you spell worse than Juice.

Great laugh from the comments!

Player11 is too busy fucking these strippers.

You probably are her number one...consider it a good thing, compliment.

I AM HER NUMBER TWO CAUSE I GIT TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS

This thread really made me laugh out loud. I don't know which was funnier...the fact that the OP didn't even realize he was being made fun of for many spelling and grammar errors or the comments themselves. Thanks for the laugh.

The esplanade is an area on the banks of the charles river, on storrow drive in Boston. A cadillac escalade is a poorly built car that attracts a certain low class buyer.

You're her #1 *customer*. Meaning she likes all the money you give her. I wouldn't read too much into it beyond that and only that.

I thought a Cadillac "Esplanade" is the Italian version of the Cadillac Escalade?

Maybe the Mob version with bullet proof glass and run flat tires?

Juice has the best comment by saying he will be her #2. Rofl!

Well no 1 customer at top of list his needs met first. But you c how she strategize things. Not gonna waste time or effort on laggards.

She will show up at sessions in white sexy shorts outfit and large sunglasses she calls her "hooker sunglasses." She will start w some lap dances then things take off from there. I took some photos of her in sexy white monokini them pounded her really good then unloading. "Your a fierce one" she said, She likes older men dated 33 yo guy when 17 and in HS. Just think he getting young teen hot Cali pussy.....she told me how she fantasized about being stripper in HS, modeling stripper outfits looking at herself in mirror. She said "Halloween I would go as stripper." She said it a calling.....

Player, did you attend the Juicebox Skool of Creeyative Riting?

Who cares?