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Stripper OTC girl told me "your my number 1"

Nov 30, 2016, 12:46 PM
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Player11
Texas

A stripper I have seen about a dozen times OTC told me this. I met her at a club near my office and now it's all OTC at notel. She is 25 from Cali and $200 a session. I believe she dances to recruit escort clients. She is a single mom and lives with gal room mate who is also a stripper in house they bought. She also models for me in the sessions photos - nude, bik, monokini, She told me her stripping is answering a calling. She is very attractive, athletic build, green eyes, if French / Italuan decent. Happy ending every time. Everything covered - Mish, CG, BJ, HJ. I don't believe she is on bc.

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zipman68

She's part Italuan?

Coo-el!

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Player11

What does she mean by that statement?

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Player11

Yes she is part Italian, came to Houston from Cali due to more liberal contact rules. Drives a Cadillac Esplanade.

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zipman68

BTW, which planet in the Italua star system is she from?

I hear the females on Italua IV will rub their upper flurman on males from any planet. Ask her for a flurman job!

But watch out. The vagina of an Italua V female is lined with 20,000 razor-sharp teeth! Do not fuck an Italua V chick!

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zipman68

Oh, she drives a "Cadillac Esplanade" does she?

If she's a flurman-job givin' slut from Italua IV I bet "the Esplanade" is actually the name of her UFO.

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Player11

She is a sweetheart but would not want piss her off. Once we started meeting OTC she told me I did not need to come to the club. She like Sexy stories during foreplay and told me it made her wet posing for pics b4 we would fuk.

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larryfisherman

I take it to mean you're her most consistent regular.

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ppwh

number 1 is pee!

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MrDeuce

My conclusion: she appears not to know the difference between "your" and "you're". Are you sure you want to get mixed up with an ill-educated stripper?

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Player11

I think most consistent regular may be it - c her multiple times a month. Asked me onetime if I ever c other girls. Told her "just want you honey." True anymore my bank account wb further raped.

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Player11

I once had one tell me she danced to recruit escort clients. This was circa 2006 - she danced at Ricks South (no longer open). She was a really good fuk and even ended up doing her bareback on air mattress one time......prob with that one never stayed in one city very long.

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Player11

One thing about the ITA gal her pussy tight and she loves dirty talk.,...I will say during fuk "wanna fill u honey" and she will "comon I want it all pound me all u want but u better be screaming when u cum."

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crazyjoe

Your the shit player dude!

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flagooner

Post a couple pictures.

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knight_errant

ha ha Deuce! Good grammar and spelling, it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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flagooner

Is she calling you piss?

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shailynn

Man you spell worse than Juice.

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Ch3ll

Great laugh from the comments!

Player11 is too busy fucking these strippers.

You probably are her number one...consider it a good thing, compliment.

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larryfishsticks

I AM HER NUMBER TWO CAUSE I GIT TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS

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jayhawk123

This thread really made me laugh out loud. I don't know which was funnier...the fact that the OP didn't even realize he was being made fun of for many spelling and grammar errors or the comments themselves. Thanks for the laugh.

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skibum609

The esplanade is an area on the banks of the charles river, on storrow drive in Boston. A cadillac escalade is a poorly built car that attracts a certain low class buyer.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

You're her #1 customer. Meaning she likes all the money you give her. I wouldn't read too much into it beyond that and only that.

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warhawks

I thought a Cadillac "Esplanade" is the Italian version of the Cadillac Escalade?

Maybe the Mob version with bullet proof glass and run flat tires?

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Mate27

Juice has the best comment by saying he will be her #2. Rofl!

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Player11

Well no 1 customer at top of list his needs met first. But you c how she strategize things. Not gonna waste time or effort on laggards.

She will show up at sessions in white sexy shorts outfit and large sunglasses she calls her "hooker sunglasses." She will start w some lap dances then things take off from there. I took some photos of her in sexy white monokini them pounded her really good then unloading. "Your a fierce one" she said, She likes older men dated 33 yo guy when 17 and in HS. Just think he getting young teen hot Cali pussy.....she told me how she fantasized about being stripper in HS, modeling stripper outfits looking at herself in mirror. She said "Halloween I would go as stripper." She said it a calling.....

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MrDeuce

Player, did you attend the Juicebox Skool of Creeyative Riting?

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Player11

Who cares?

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