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Hypothetical, especially for Juice

Inspired by a true story. So let's say you go to your club and get some free chacken fingers with admission. Then your favorite girl takes care of your needs. Afterwards you've got a few singles left in your pocket and see a…

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Out In Public Part 2

Well, it looks like we finally found out who the tranny was that gave LDK82 a hang job. It was Larrythefisherman. At least all of the stories LDK tells are real, no matter how weird they are.

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Out in the public

So I was getting a lapdance from this stripper where we both got "comfortable" in her car outside of her apartment complex. Her windows weren't tinted or anything, so anybody walking in or out of those apartments could see what…

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STD Free --- well I do have mouth herpes

So I fucked me some Skankie strippers early on my clubbing life (Started Sep 2014) actually it how I found this site. Anyway took and test a week ago because the new stripper wanted proof I was clean. For a…

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Regulars at Strip Clubs?

How many of you are regulars at strip clubs? If your not a regular how many times a week or month do you go? I go twice a week and some of my buddies think thats too many times.…

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How does a stripper say "You can fuck me if you pay me for it."

I find that even prostitutes are sometimes reluctant to come right out and say that I can fuck them for money. For example, this is a text i got this morning from Tiny Tits offering some pre-Halloween delight: Wanna meet…

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Sorry if I have been cynical lately

Sorry if I've been sounding a little cynical lately (as a few of you have PM'd me and told me). Just kinda tired of the stripper shit and drama I've been dealing with. I don't know if it's…

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Lawsuit: Stripper stabbed man for refusing dance

When you hear "Wanna dance?" you better say yes. http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20161028_Lawsuit__Stripper_stabbed_man_for_refusing_dance.html

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Knife-wielding patron attacks employees in Athens strip club

What else can you do when they refuse to serve you more booze? http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2016-10-27/knife-wielding-patron-attacks-employees-athens-strip-club

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A Real Challenge

Start OTC with a skanky addict ho. Clean her up, detox her and refine her manners. Play Henry Higgins to her Eliza Dolittle and pass her off as a princess at an extravagant social function.

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how to start a sausage factory-bad membership program

2nd trip to a new-to-me SC. Last time it was 2 men for 1 dancer ratio. This time it was 5 FIVE, FUCKING FIVE men to 1 dancer ratio. Starts to look like a regular night club. Some girls were…

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Yeah, it 't be a day without a babe.

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/a-victorias-secret-angel-has-stretch-marks-161151623.html Not too shabby, this one, I don't care if her photos for Victoria's Secret are retouched. I think she is pretty fine. I'd do her, what about you guys and gals ?

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The 'Tell'

Spend enough time with someone and things become second nature. I recognize the telltale behavior surrounding the lies. I play dumb. For example: If something is on her conscience she accuses me of the very thing…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

sunday night at the rhino

Went on a Sunday night to the Rhino. We're usually not in town on Sunday nights but this trip we were. Wasn't sure how busy it would be but after spending all day…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

One visit was enough

I eat lunch at Acropolis every time I'm in Portland and usually go to Casa Diablo in the evening. I also drive through the parking lot of Diablo II and wonder if they're even open.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

OMFG... I had the best time...

OMFG... I had the best time with this girl there!! I was in on a slow day, and there were a few that caught my eye. One that I tipped on stage said she'd be…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Over-hyped

First time in OKC. Since covers were only $5, I sampled several of the local SCs. Stopped by Fancys, Whispers, Little Darlings, and finally Midway. I'll save the other reviews for another…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Only a few customers

Bandaids Thurs about 7pm-8pm See my report on Hi-Liter raid. I was curious to see if the new restrictions were enforced at this sister club. Usually, the door guy scans drivers license…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Details on Raid = New Rules

Hi-Liter "Raid" = New Restrictive Rules There have been many reports, rumors, etc. of the "raid" a week or so ago first posted by a dancer on another board. I have always been concerned about activities…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Favorites in JaxSinVille

The club seems slightly dated and is is not in a desirable location, But I think this is my favorite strip club in town. Very laid-back and friendly. Bartenders are pretty attentive, the girls are…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Lake Genva Ballroom

I was in Wisconsin recently and wasn’t really impressed by the available clubs but I was driving through Lake Geneva and I had a few hours to kill so I stopped in at Sugar Shack.…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Has gone down hill

I used to like coming here because it would be a quiet place to get a dance or two from some hotties. I can assure you there are hot girls here, but the club…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

No cameras :)

Staff steals money, the door dude talks about his life story & make u depress b4 u even sit at the bar, the manager chick is a real piece of work the guy that's in…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Ehh

I heard from a few friends they don't have dark skinned girls here they was right I like all women but I feel dark women are rare to find at strip clubs I rather go…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Love it

I come here all the time friendly staff love the different girls and bodies types here this is an all around favorable club food is amazing what I love most about blush is that u…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Where to start?

Hmmn Not enough diversity of girls can we be diverse please like add some Asian girls or at least Dark skinned women? Came here with a few friends around 4p they took $20 out of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Pleasant first time EB scene

Right off interstate 84, you can see it at top of the exit ramp, sharing a parking lot with Subway. Once inside, paid a 5 admission, there were about a dozen patrons around…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

New Club

The Hideaway is gone. That's good news! Mystique has taken over and done a total redesign. The place looks great. Nice and clean. I visited on a Saturday night and the place was hopping. More…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Not what it use to be

Ebony Inn is still ok, but if you were here in 2011/12 you'd be highly disappointed. Talent has dropped. I remember when dancers were competing for your money. Monday, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays were nuts.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter New Rules Effect

First visit to HL since raid, so decided to go during the usual overcrowded, busy Thursday dayshift. Normaily (pre raid), hard to find parking or a seat unless you arrive before noon. NOT SO TODAY!!!!…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

It's a nice place

If you're looking for a place to go, this'll do. The lap dances are decently priced, but the girls are mostly just looking for a quick buck. They'll dive bomb you with "With want a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Came to Deja vu last Sunday...

Came to Deja vu last Sunday afternoon, paid $5 to get in. Pretty slow when I got there but started picking up a bit later on. By 5 o clock the club was full with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Spur of the moment

Almost feel a little guilty writing another review for Follies with no other reviews in between.... almost. Truth is I have only been going out occasionally and when clubbing I've just found myself back…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and decided to give HiLiter a whirl. I got there around 8 PM. No issue parking as there were plenty of available spots in the lot. I paid the $10…

Christina's Female Review

Baltimore, Maryland

Friday night review

I stopped in here last Friday bc I had heard there were some changes here. It is still the same club with a bar surrounding a stage and there were about 12-14 girls there. About…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Sportys

Been here a couple times and have always enjoyed it. This is a tiny place located in a strip mall right between a Carl's Jr and a KFC. Because of the surrounding businesses, you…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Sportys

Been here a couple times and have always enjoyed it. This is a tiny place located in a strip mall right between a Carl's Jr and a KFC. Because of the surrounding businesses, you…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Frustrating

Back here again on Mon. and was really disapointed this time around. Only 3 dancers!... (Ladies, There were plenty of guys there who wanted to spend money.) (Hey owners/managers, if you want guys to show up…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

afternoon revviews

This is a compiiation of 2 afternoon visits. FG can be hit or miss and these visits were definitely miss. On the first visit I arrived mid afternoon. There were only a few cars in…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Way too long since last visit...

Way too long since last visit but nothing has changed.Hit or miss on the quality of dancers.I was lucky as my fave Tiffani was working.Saw some new faces and may have to give one a…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Wonderful

This was my first visit here. From the outside to the inside, it is a high-class venue. The women were beautiful. Spent quite a bit of time with "Dreamer". She was new but very friendly…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Always Fun

Every time I visit Austin, I make a visit to this club. It isn't for everyone, and if you're looking for "10's" this IS NOT the place for you. BUT, if you're looking for up-close…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Dead, just dead.

I had a hard time reviewing the dancers at this club since the only one there that night never came out from the back room! Not sure what the story is on her, the…

Tango India

San José, Costa Rica

Really nice club

This a nice club to go and have fun and the prices are ok and the girls are super nice and friendly the prices of drinks are a little to expensive but reseneble and staff…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

You never know

I arrived at Flashers as the brake lights started showing more on than off - probably about 4 PM. $5 to enter - never sure if it is a cover or parking, but much…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

An evening on the block

On this particular evening I was just jumping clubs looking for the right feel in more ways than one. I went into the RR because it had been a very long time since Last visit.…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Not the old Dollhouse

Arrived in the late afternoon/early evening (around 6 PM) and was not impressed. This new Dollhouse (old Mainstage) is a few steps up from the physical layout of the old Dollhouse. The problem…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Very couple friendly, and a good value, but not posh or "premium" feeling.

I last reviewed this club 18 months ago. My girl and I are still regulars here... coming in every 6 weeks or so. We used to only go to this club on weeknights, primarily…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Atlantis in the News

A lawsuit against Atlantis was in the news yesterday. A customer filed suit claiming that a dancer went postal on him using a broken glass as a weapon. Read the story here : http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20161028_Lawsuit__Stripper_stabbed_man_for_refusing_dance.html Some dancers have attitude when…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice place

I arrived at 7pm on Tuesday and paid $8 cover. It was very dark inside (which I like) with one out of three stages going. The place was nice inside, clean and modern,…

The Men's Club

Guadalajara, Jalisco

Nice upscale club, but didn't get very far with my limited Spanish.

Was gonna take a cab, but decided to walk 15 min. from my hotel. Arrived at the club after 10pm. The club is a very nice, upscale club, not like your usual mexican…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expensive but had a great time

I took the limo here twice. Both times great experience and no problem. The girls here were very hot and skilled, I spent much time in the VIP getting high milage lap dances.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cool, Clean, Comfortable

Was visiting from out of town and stayed at a hotel near by. I went because I wanted to watch game two of the World Series in a place full of attractive woman. Cheerleaders did…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Hot dancers but strict club

The club is very nice and some of the dancers were extremely hot but I felt security was a buzz kill as they seemed way too uptight and serious. Cameras watching everywhere, VIP section…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

It has seen better days and times

I will begin and apologize first if this is a short review, but there really isn't much to write about. As the title says, it has seen better days. Arrived here around 6:30pm on a…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Decent weeknight visits

I came to Christie's two nights last week, Monday and Tuesday. First, the good - The club is in a very safe, easy to find part of town. It was right across the…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Good value on this day

I stopped in to LA after a frustrating visit to OGD, where there were some enticing dancers, but somebody had the VIP room tied up for at least half an hour. So on to…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Never Seems to Disappointment

This review is from a visit about one month ago. Went on a Saturday afternoon with a friend for our usual filet trip. It is known, mandatory valet, but no cover at ~3pm when we…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

This not cheaters any more.

This club used to be Cheaters aka the Pink Place. I must admit that they have certainly made improvements on the physical appearance inside (it now is shiny stainless steel). The setup is essentially the…

Adult World

Birmingham, England

Adult World Cinema sexy dancer

If you like bit of retro naughtiness then a visit to this establishment should be right up your street. It's been around for years and has stood up well since rebranding from Sunset Cinema days. One…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Yuck

This was my first stop at Visions since summer...and I probably won't be going back anytime soon. The dancer quality was just ok with my last stop but seems to have gotten much worse…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dancers that hijack customer's time...

First of all, Rio is one of my favorite clubs in Indianapolis. It's relaxed. The dancers are friendly, as are the wait staff. The drinks and food come at a fair price.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Wonderful things do come in small packages

After watching the Cardinals and Seahawks fight to an overtime draw at Twin Peaks up on Saddleback I decided to pay a visit to BSC to checkout the talent. After I paid the cover I…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

New Orleans clubbing

Decided to make a stop by this club with some friends whom reside there locally. I was a little apprehensive because the club is not billed as being a high value, but hey why…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Best Dances in UK

I have visited Ye Olde Axe off and on for the last few years - whenever I can get up to London. I usually attend on a weekday late afternoon between about 4pm and 7pm…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Worth a stop.

No alcohol. $5 cover. Full menu of food. Pretty much a truck stop diner... With strippers. Dances on stage nude. Laps topless. Took a cute 22 y.o. with some nice curves back to the booth.…

Sunset Strip

Indianapolis, Indiana

big old booties

Never been to the strip before, but I thought I'd check out the all black club. Pretty on poont description, it's a two story building with the main stage on the first floor and private…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Baseball and topless women, what could be better?

Great laid back little club. 10 girls on rotation. All cute. Some just starting, others have been dancing for a while. Cover is $8.00 for members. Beers are $5.25. Top shelf drinks are $14.50. Yes…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

2nd visit since the event

well, this is visit #2 since the event. place looks like a bomb went off. mood, vibe of the place was off. almost mechanical compared to what it use to be. sad Lot of the regular girls…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stuck in the valley

As someone who has gone to Club Risque Bristol for about fifteen years, I've seen it go through several peaks and valleys as far as dancers go. It'd been about six months since my last…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Could be better

Yeah. Just came from there on this Thursday night and it's the same DJ. He skips some girls but keeps putting on others over and over. What a piece of s***.…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

A quiet Thursday.

First trip in a long time to Treasures. Can't remember anything about my first visit which should have meant something to me. A bit out of the way, but big. well lit parking.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Generally a good time.

Free parking, admission usually 5-10 bucks depending on the night. Lots of chairs and tables. Usual attendant in the bathroom. Usual annoying DJ. Decent beer selection - I usually get Revolution…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Decent time at Camelot

Was bar hopping all day with a good friend when we decided to stop in at Camelot. No cover charge to get in. The bouncer at the door checks your ID, then passes…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Decent place!

Finally Rolled into this place after hearing about it for years. I had heard it was in the country and...yes it is. Knowing that I wasn't expecting anything to flashy as far as buildings go.…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Disappointed with Cheerleaders

Was in town with some friends for a Steelers game. Got hammered and ended up at Cheerleaders on a Saturday night. Ubered there, so didn't deal with the mess in the parking lot.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

All night Saturday

Unassuming building, but relatively nice place. Came on a Saturday night with my girl after a trip to the casino. Vey couples friendly; saw about 4-5 couples in addition to us. Easy to get drinks…

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Cutting an OTC Lose

So a stripper I've been OTC with 3 times I told I wanted to take a break. Reasons behind me doing that were -I had lost (over weeks) money gambling -She'd asked me for money once and offered to…

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hasn't happened to me before..wasn't sure WTD...

for the first time i could recall, as i'm getting into my car in the parking lot, i saw 2 dudes physically coaxing a drunk girl towards the hotel a few feet away...and she was someone i was acquainted with.…

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Olympic Gardens/OG closes.

One of the only spots in Vegas where extras were generally available. OG apparently shut its doors rather abruptly last weekend, possibly over the failure to maintain their liquor license. Though I'd heard that the relatively new owners were having…

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Ignore Function

I wonder if founder could expand it to ignore postings with target words in them. That would eliminate a ton more meaningless posts for me. Anyone like that idea? There is a plethora of words to be ignored. :)

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Possessive strippers

A few years ago I had one favorite dancer that brought her GF over to my table to introduce us. Grabbing my package she told her GF "This is mine. If I am not here, you and only you, are…

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TUSCL makes the news.

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/how-to-become-a-stripper/sex-dating

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Joke of the Day

A PL goes to the strip club and spends the evening drinking and watching naked women. When it's time to go home, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He waits half an hour, and again…

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Important discussion !!! My Cock is in Double Jepordy !!!

I meet this stripper last night in my home club and she looks 14 but clearly has to be 21 to work at this legal establishment. Any ways got her back to the room because she needed cash quick and…

McHale's

Corning, New York

McHale's

Local bar with dancers describes this place best. I had not been here in a year and a half and nothing has changed. In fact, not much has changed over the years since I first…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Several visits later

I now live very close to this club so it is very convenient to visit , plenty of parking. Nice and comfortable inside and attractive and friendly dancers. Go early and there is no cover…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Don't let Remodel keep you away

While the remodeling has been well documented do not let that scare you away. This place is still one of the best in the world. On a Friday night in October over 100…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

I was in San Diego on...

I was in San Diego on a trip and decided to drop by Les Girls. It was my first trip here. Read good reviews about it and decided to see if it is actually…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Mixed review

I recently went to EB after not having been there for about 2 years. I was hoping the dancer quality would have improved but was disappointed to see that it really hadn't. I showed…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Good time

Went here on a Wednesday night as I was passing through town. Stopped by to just have a few drinks. Talked with the girls and the staff. I had fun, but the staff seemed very…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Papermoon

Cover to get in and when you get in you realize it wasn't worth. The girls aren't too bad but the whole pastie thing is a buzz kill. Got one dance which was decent but…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

positive repeat experience

I've gone a couple of times, a Saturday mid afternoon and Thursday late afternoon. Both times it was about the same. Walking in the big doors you have to take a right through…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Dancers missing teeth in a shack that smells of vomit.

Do not be fooled & save yourself the Uber charge. There is nothing new about this club. It is Pitiful Princess, same bartendenders same everything. It's a 1 star club, one of the worst places…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Thursday Night checking out the Other Glendale Club

Decided to check out the other club in Glendale. Although this is the number two club in Glendale, they do not try harder to please. The club had a $10…

Goldentime Sauna Club Vienna

Vienna, Austria

the best experience ever

First of all, this is not a strip club, it is way better than that! It is sauna spa packed with dozens of Eastern European babes. You ll find women from Rumanian, Russia, Ukraine, Moldova,…

Gold Nugget Show Bar

Florence, Wisconsin

Best (and only) club around!

This place is more like a neighborhood bar than a club. They have the requisite backlights and stripper pole but the layout is odd. They have a support pillar right in front of the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Not like it used to be

This used to be my favorite club. Dont know what happened to it but it has definitely took a turn for the worse. Stopped by on a Thursday night, there were about for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

This was my first time not only to Hong Kong but Tijuana in general. Reading the other reviews, people made crossing the border seem very easy so I decided to pay a visit myself. A…

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

Getting better

I dropped in today. I was anticipating coming here as I had been in a while ago and had a great experience with a gorgeous girl and was hoping for more of the same. I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino still the best in Vegas!

It's been a while since I've written a review but here is the latest on the club. I visited the Rhino last week for 4 days straight (Thur-Sun). The club is still going through the remodeling…

FLB Bar

Phatthaya, Thailand

FAIR CLUB

This club has not changed much since I was last there, the girls are still pretty friendly but they are now really huslying you to buy lady drinks or to buy a round for the…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Place to go if you have a thing for latinas.. but don't mind a little dirt.

Decided to drop by on my first day in Las Vegas. The place is small. There were about 4 guys inside. And about 8 dancers. There was one stage. The majority…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

ok for a beer

Was staying in a nearby hotel for a project and decided to check it out since it was the closest club. Somewhat hard to find but once you drive on the frontage road for a…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Overall quality of dancers was very good. High pressure to get dances.

Decided to go there on day 3 of my Las Vegas trip. Took a Lyft up there, instead of a taxi, hoping to avoid a high cover. It didn't work. Still…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Not Much Happening at Upstairs Jewel Box

I've had some good times at the upstairs Jewel Box in the past, so I decided to check it out on a recent Thursday night. Headed up the stairs in anticipation - one of…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Hidden Jewel

Let me first start by saying, this was my 1st time going to a club in a decade. I also went solo. I did research because i wasnt looking for a dive bar with nude…

The Hideout Gentleman's Club

Mt Pleasant, Pennsylvania

The Hidden Gem

I stumbled across this club on TUSCL while travelling to the area. I usually go to the Philly Corral but was looking for a new adventure. It wasn't hard to find. It is right on…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

a relaxing Monday afternoon

Arrived on a Monday afternoon at 12:30PM. Parking lot was wide open. No cover. $9.00 mixed drink. About 10 customers initially, and maybe 4-5 dancers. More dancers did eventually arrive over the next 90 minutes…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Should have known better

So I was in the area for business and new I had to stop by before I checked into the hotel. I arrived aaround 12:30pm and several cars were in lot but no valet. There…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Wild on 2X1 Monday

Got a text from a stripper I had not heard from in a long time, she moved around different clubs and finally settled in Bucks Wild. Pretty girl that had a baby last year…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Tuesday at XTC

I went to XTC on a Tuesday night. Advertised dances for $10 and the sign outside said Wednesday’s were $5 dances. Easy parking and the neighborhood looked fine. There were at least 10 girls working…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

not bad for a quick stop

I had to try this place out after hearing from some locals and i was glad i did. A good selection of variety as far as girls, all shapes sizes and ethnicity. Most spoke…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Riley's

I went to Riley's around 5:30 last Monday. Parking was tight. No cover to get in at that time. I got into the bar and it was very dark and kind of…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

disgusting

Went to this place yesterday while it was raining. You have to walk up steps to get in. It was slippery as heck and the dude in front of me slipped and fell. Luckily he…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

DC Club Visit

Out here in our nation's capital in the downtown area and while wandering the streets of the urban landscape I stumbled upon Camelot's off M in between 19th and 18th. Club is pretty incognito for…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Decent option for the area

I found this club to be a decent option for the area. I think that it tries to be a much more upscale club/place than it actually is, but I guess that is better than…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Worth a stop when you're in town

I've been to the Golden Horseshoe now a couple of times when I've been out at the casino (place is barely 5 mins away from the casino) and have generally enjoyed the experience. I…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Nope - Not Tonight

I really like dive places. In fact, I've had some of the most fun in dives. The quality of girls may not be as high but the mileage is quite a bit higher than…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

Fantasy Island West Los Angeles Is Back !!!!!!!

Greetings Gents! Just walked through the completely revamped and rehabbed Fantasy Island Bikini Club in West Los Angeles on a Wednesday early afternoon. The old stinky, cheesy, bordello themed club is gone replaced by a…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Not much has changed

So, I pop into Jen's once every few months since it reopened just to see if it's returned to its former quality (such as it was). This evening when I walked in there were three…

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women customers in semi-private LD area

Last time I walked through my clubs semi-private LD area, which is zig-zagged and L shaped, I saw 2 different, probably unrelated because they are in different areas, getting LDs from strippers. But umm, female customers dont have dicks, they…

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Juice Rap Name

Since JS69 needs a new stripper name I think Juice needs a new rapper name. Jax Stax is a solid name but maybe something a little more catchy, something that could get him a sponsorship deal with Four Loko,…

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Stripper name

I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.

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Topless dancers vs nude dancers

Never been to a club with nude dancers. Can anybody throw some light on the visual and LD experience. No good reviews or maybe I haven't read them all.

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OT: hmm - interesting

Elon Musk all but confirmed that Tesla is looking at creating a car-sharing network using its Autopilot technology. When Tesla announced it would begin outfitting all of its cars with the hardware needed for fully autonomous driving, it also said…

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Experience with Missoula, Montana

Are the two clubs I see listed worthwhile? I read the reviews, but curious if anyone has anything to add. My friend is headed there for work, will be there the Monday and Tuesday nights before Thanksgiving. I could join for…

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Important question. The safety of my dick is at risk here.

Just had dances from an adorable baby stripper. She looks 17 but claims to be 21. We are discussing ways that she can make more money as a stripper and she's a willing pupil. Here's the question. She has…

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Strip club VIP memberships. Not just vip rooms

Any of you ever do these. Not talking about going to vip rooms, but some clubs sell annual and lifetime memberships for free entrance, use of vip areas, etc. Don't personally know too much about them and don't club often…

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Street Ho Hustle

Got chatted up while pumping gas. She had a good line and her hustle was really convincing, hell it might have even been true. Her pitch came from every angle and addressed all kinds of humanity. She…

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Advice in how to tell striper to go away as fast as possible.

I go to cheap strip clubs where females are usually in the changing room, then if a customer shows up, a stripper at a time will come out to ask for a dance. sometimes taking up to 30 mins for…

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Sitting on your lap

Do you like, love, hate, or are indifferent to when a stripper sits in your lap? I like it. Usually it means her lapdances will be pretty good.

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Obvious

When the ATF and I are out there is no way to even begin to deny our situation. Other couples look at us, the women seem offended, the men look jealous. I don't particularly like the attention and…

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Compare/Contrast: Ho to Bitch

A ho will fuck anybody, a bitch will fuck anybody but you.

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Planning a Trip

I'm really way past due for a road trip to the mountains to clear my head. I've considered inviting: a- the ATF who is loads of fun, but her moodiness is depressing and she's unreliable as all hell. b- a…

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OT: Hillary

Not trying to knock her, but when you see her walking doesn't she seem grandmotherly/old and a bit frail - imagine 4 or even 8 years from now (assuming she would be re-elected as sitting prez)

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A challenge for LDK...

Walk into the club with your dick out... See if anyone notices...

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It doesn't really matter...

Hillary would crack up after 6 months, and Trump would be assassinated by a Mexican drug cartel....

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Favorite criteria

Rate the minimum to be considered a fave/regular as well as your ATF in the following categories from 1-10 Looks Personality Mileage Consideration for reg status: Looks=8 Personality=4 and Mileage=6 with the latter two the minimum but combined at least 13. The ATF: Looks=10…

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Chessmaster on ignore

Title says it all.

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This one for sure !

https://www.yahoo.com/style/eva-longoria-forgot-her-pants-164748370.html I remember her from Desperate Housewives. She got me going then and I'd still do her. Would you guys and gals mix it up with this babe ?

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Yes? No? Maybe?

http://www.theasshunter.com/images/verunka014.jpg

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Dumbest tatoo you've seen?

I just spent a few hours drinking to much. One of the dancers had, no shit a machine gun Tatooed on her ass that went from her ass up to the fifth rib. Also had some kind of Arabic script…

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Do you like 69?

I don't. I can't concentrate on pleasuring her at the same time she is doing me. Plus in that position my nose winds up next to her ass hole. :)

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Personal attack to Larry Fisherman pussy boy

www.offtop.co/t/2LuDxcLjuI Rap battle this homeless homosexual bitch

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Dont let David Pumpkin ruin your Night

https://youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI

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Pussy boy !!!, if your on perv row its best to tip at least a $10 note...if all

www.offtop.co/t/ZzNW7RuiEz P. Emerson is going homeless while jax stax is banking his bonus Yes that's me on the free style rap as Jay Stax Also On pervert row if your really slinging singles your a fagget and we'll never get pussy…

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Stripper Movie

So as some may know Hastings are going out of business and I decided to get some movies that appealed my interest just a little for $1.50 each! Anyway, I bought The Casino Job among other movies and finished…

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Stripper Lies (From PLs)

Some of you are married some are not. Some openly admit you're married to strippers some do not. What are some things in your personal life that you hide from strippers, and things that you do in your personal life…

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More from our friends in Floriduh.

ORLANDO, Fla. - A man leaving an Orange County strip club fell out of his pickup truck, which ran over his leg before crashing into a nearby home and injuring a woman, the Florida Highway Patrol said. The incident was reported…

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4 new articles posted

Four new articles have been posted, including the eagerly anticipated "My OTC Career, Part 3: Nearly Perfect Boy-Girl Sleepovers" by yours truly :) !Papi sigue durmiendo esta mañana!

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How the fuck do I change my username?

Admin , I don't want be juice , I want to write fake ass reviews with only one handle, even if it's loo long (lol). How do I change my username without signing up again? Juice and larry I totally believe…

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Learning language from a stripper

MJ just pointed out to me that I sometimes speak and write in the real (i.e. non-strip club) world using words and phrases that I learned from strippers. For example, I just used in a post the words "cool…

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Conflicts among tuscl members

Who are the people, historically speaking, that have had the biggest conflicts on tuscl? Obviously the biggest is Dougster's hatred of Ricky boy, which to his credit Dougster eventually found a way to continue from beyond the grave.…

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LarryFisherPrice's Favorite Singer Has Passed Away: Pete Burns

Sadly, Pete Burns of "Dead Or Alive" has died. Larry couldn't ever decide if he wanted to fuck Pete, or be fucked by Pete.

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oddest / coolest / weirdest gimmick you've seen used at a SC

there was a bigass children's moonbounce at the stripppies once. it was like $5 per song to go in with a dancer. dudes had to remove their shoes first before going in. dancers went in naked tho. i shoulda paid…

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Bobby Vee has passed on.

He now joins the others who passed on "Day The Music Died" He was a walk on to fill in the show, in 1959 after the plane crash that killed rock 'n' roll stars Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and…

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A realistic strip club challenge for the week

Get a stripper to give you a blow job in VIP. Cum in her mouth. Tip her extra to swallow. Then post the story on tuscl without identifying the club or the dancer.

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Uptown cabaret VIP

Is it worth the cost? Will be in town this weekend for Cards-Panthers.

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Vegas Vs. TJ Analogies

Vegas is like a beautiful girl that you do everything for. You buy her expensive jewelry, wine her, dine her, take her on trips, give everything for her and in turn she smiles and kisses you on the cheek. TJ…

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Extras in DC area

Hello Fellas, My travels will take me to the Washington DC area I wanted to know what clubs are the best for extras??

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any Halloween special delights?

Halloween is almost here and that means sexy bunnies, sexy mice and sexy kitty cats abound. Any clubs you know having a Halloween special this upcoming Halloween?

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Halloween is the best time of year in the nudie bar.

I am an old school guy, I remember when strippers were showgirls! I love skits, costumes theme music. Halloween is the only time you see it done now. I fondly remember my all time favorite Tabbatha and her vampire outfit:-)

No Touch Club No Problem

I wanted to write an RBD style manifesto akin to the System ....but alas I don't have the patience or wherewithal to sit at a keyboard typing in great detail the delicate intricacies of how to routinely bypass the "firewall" of the no touch policies of lame ass clubs that reside in pseudo judeo Christian counties upholding long dispelled myths. Instead I'm going to tell my story. So I frequently work in a county where stripper can dance full nude on a table with a pole. There is a strict no touching policy because alcohol is also served. There are no private room no corners without cameras. Just a bar, and small tables sprawled around an already tiny joint. I use…

My OTC Career, Part 3: Nearly Perfect Boy-Girl Sleepovers

Intro -----= This is the third and final installment in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with the first stripper to entertain me in a hotel room In part 2 I described an unbelievably bad first attempt at an overnight OTC date, which I called “a veritable shit storm of chaos”. In this final part I will describe an ongoing series of overnight dates with my all-time favorite stripper that have gone so well, especially in comparison with my early attempts, that I refer to them collectively as “nearly perfect boy-girl sleepovers”. ITC…

Glory Box: Stripper Song Memories

I was working late Sunday night and had my iTunes playlist running. A song I hadn't heard in a long while, "Glory Box" by Portishead, came on. Suddenly, my life flashed back to that nude club in Anaheim, CA where I wasted a late afternoon one day in 1996, which is when I probably first heard that song. It was a Latina dancer, I don't know if she was particularly hot, I don't remember if she did a lap dance for me, but she was indeed nude, and that was like the slowest but coolest stripper song ever. My mind flashed forward to the mid-2000s and my occasional forays into the Crystal City Restaurant in…

Strip Clubs after 40

I've recently become single and I am trying to find a girlfriend. Despite going to events and dance clubs frequented by single women whenever I can; it hasn't been going well: I think the fact that I am over forty and have been hitting on women in their late 20's and early 30's might be one of the reasons :) but that's another story. Anyways, when I was in my late 20's and early 30's I used to go to strip clubs a lot with my friends (before I met my ex) but I haven't gone at all in the last decade. Last week, I thought about going to a strip club again: but like most things, the first thing…

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will cash money be a thing of the past one day in SCs?

nowadays these millennials and youngsters prefer to swipe credit cards, use an app on the cell phones or maybe even use bitcoin. i can't see cash money disappearing from SCs in the next 5 years, but what about 20 years? what…

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Decisions, decisions,...

Hey all. Thinking about going to PT's Showclub in Portland, ME. Haven't been there in a while so I was curious about who be worthgetting dances from. Anyone who's been there recently privately message me. Don't want to spend $…

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strip club challange of the week

Find a stripper's real name through social media of other strippers. Next the at the SC call her by her real name, tell her the manager gave it to you.

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Indianapolis Clubs

Anybody have recommendations and advice on strip clubs in Indianapolis? I know I can look at reviews but find those of you on this discussion board give better and more specific advice and tips. So if you have experience in…

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Anyone at Sapphire in Vegas last Tuesday?

Doing debate prep with Team Trump? http://pagesix.com/2016/10/22/trump-advisers-went-to-strip-club-night-before-last-debate

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Dancer license costs.

I was talking to a dancer at Follies yesterday. She told me that she had been hired at Cheetah and that the cost for a City of Atlanta license is now $380 for the first year. The City of Chamblee…

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Morning sessions

I've been doing more over night work than normal. This has cut my clubbing and OTC options. One lady I've known well for a while told me she is happy to accommodate my schedule. She gets up early and prefers…

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Your SC standard by which you judge other SCs

Do you have a standard by which you always judge other SCs? What's unique about your standard, or what are the characteristics that make it so? Did you discover this club during your PL coming-of-age? (I'm theorizing that…

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rickdugan is a gay cocksucker!

Title says it all! LOL!

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What's the 1999 MBOT of SCs today?

I'm wondering what club you guys think of as the nearest equivalent of Mitchell Bros Ofarrell Theater in 1999. I'll give you a (probably over-romanticized) description of MBOT in 1999, and you all can chime in. First, what I…

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TUSCL PL's Top Ten Strip Club List

After posting the Thrillist top 21 strip clubs in America, it make me start thinking, what would "we" consider the top ten list? Give your input but there's two rules: You have to have actually been in that…

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I know, I know, would you do her ?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/emily-ratajkowski-cheers-l-dodgers-194500466.html Yeah, it's that time of the year, World Series and the celebs come out to cheer their teams on. My Detroit Tigers fell by the way side again. Oh well, I'm glad the Cubs made it to the World…

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TUSCL Interface ?

Did I inadvertently change the settings on my ph or is the TUSCL interface different (bigger text)

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GoodGirls Colombia Sex Resort

Hi everyone my name is Robin, I am with goodgirlscolombia. We at Goodgirlscolombia will provide the first All Inclusive Sexual Resort in Colombia. -Amazing mansion for our guests, -The most beautiful Girls Colombia has to offer. A 24 hour companion with a…

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Top 21 Strip Clubs In The USA [thrillist]

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/the-21-best-strip-clubs-in-america Saw this after viewing the Monk's post. Obviously who ever wrote that article doesn't read TUSCL.

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5 nasty realities of work in a hooters-style breastaraunt

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1868-5-ugly-truths-working-in-hooters-style-restaurant.html

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Who Wins Today? College Football

Alabama or A&M? TCU or WVU? Louisville or NC State? Arkansas or Auburn? Ole Miss or LSU? Wisconsin or Iowa? Juice or Wang's Chinese Buffet?

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This was not a great idea my club had...imo

What do you think? https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10003496_614414135280316_2078058462_n.jpg?oh=e9ab2f20b9e6e7bce209531d8ac5c9bc&oe=58A8158E

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I need to elevate my vocabulary.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/32975401/teacher-turned-stripper-mary-beth-haglin-claims-student-used-elevated-vocabulary-to-seduce-her/#page1

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The All-Wise Chili Palmer admonishes TUSCL.......

The first commandment is "Thou shalt not joke with Juice" http://www.theamericanconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/charlton-heston-as-moses-in-the-ten-commandments.jpeg

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High and Drunk in SC?

Have you ever been so drunk that you felt amidst heavy grinding that you would puke on the stripper ? I never take more than 2-3 drinks at the club, but sometimes ...

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Has a Stripper ever told you too much information?

One of the hottest strippers here in the lovely state of Maryland recently told me a little too much information that I didn't ask for. This chick is about 23 years old and half chinese/ half puerto rican.…