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A Lesson Learned

I’m posting this so others, hopefully, can avoid the mistakes I made. I went to a club last month. It was a pretty slow night. One dancer came over and sat with me and we talked. We went to the back and did some dances…then she came over and sat with me and talked some more. We seemed to really hit it off. At the end of the night, she asked if I wanted to exchange numbers and hang out some time. I’m single. No girlfriend. No kids. So, why not? We exchanged numbers, said our goodbyes, and I left. On the way home, I shot her a text…

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Why strippers fuck dudes at the strip clubs

They get bored because theynhsve boyfriends like this https://youtu.be/dtWurY7wtpc

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Okay okay, not a shit joke

Would you do this to your wife? https://youtu.be/OOIKwtwgXyM

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Okay okay, not a shit joke

Would you do this to your wife? https://youtu.be/OOIKwtwgXyM

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Level of Juvenility on This Board

Guys, I am completely appalled by the level of juvenility on the board these days. Just a bunch of people calling each fags and retards or making shit jokes. You people really need to grow up and pick up the…

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Why i pay for sex and companionship

The reasons I do is as follows 1 I've already had a wife and don't want another 2 I've had my kids and don't want more 3 enjoy living alone and doing my own Shit when I want and how I want 4 don't…

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Fat lady singing

I saw a fat lady with a shirt that says, "your jelous because the voices talk to me"... . Is your mom on the loose again joose?

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Juicy

Next time you get juicy farts, that is the sharts

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Next time you have projecting shits

That's the Holy Ghost Joe shits moving

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Juice is fucking everyone

Juice is so full of turds he had a full house double flusher

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Obama thinks he could have won a third term

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/26/obama-could-have-won-third-term.html

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Houston Tour

Well, piggybacking on my last discussion, I've now finished my mini tour of what used to be the big three: treasures, st James, and men's club. The state of affairs almost makes me want to cry, but…

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OT: Inauguration performer Jackie Evancho’s album sales skyrocket

Jackie Evanch-who? Jackie Evancho — the virtually unknown 16-year-old singer slated to perform at Donald Trump's inauguration on Jan. 20 — is laughing all the way to the bank as her recent album sales have skyrocketed since her performance was announced. Trump…

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Nicki Minan replaces J Lo for NYE party @ Miami strip club E11even

Nicki Minaj is coming to the rescue of a Miami nightclub -- saving a New Year's Eve event by replacing Jennifer Lopez and doing it for significantly less dough. We're told E11even nightclub acted swiftly after J Lo bailed on the gig…

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I think I need another LIST

This place has many of the same ASSHOLES and VILE ATTACK DOGS that have been here for year but it also has so many new ones. You people are on notice. I am the spirit of INTELLIGENT discourse and writing…

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Future nurse?

Nursing seems to be the career of choice for most stripper students. Recently I did a VIP with one and she said that she could not swallow because she was worried that my semen could work its way to her…

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Stevie Wonder gets street named after him

I'm glad it's a real street and not some blind ally....haha http://www.nme.com/news/music/stevie-wonder-detroit-street-1922954

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The Lesbians Are #Winning

When working I travel a good bit through pickup truck and flannel country, the so called heart of America. When I see even a "7" she stands out. Today I saw two smoking hot 9s that were (in…

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I Remain Convinced That RickDugan is Gay!

Title says it all! LOL!

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Stop by this place last week....

Stop by this place last week. The place was really dead with no energy. The girls were telling me it was a really slow this month because of the holidays. I remember back in the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Night at the Coliseum

My night at the Coliseum was spontaneous on this chilly night on the 19th of November and I'm glad my gilfriend went with the flow. It was her 27th birthday and we had just left…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Xmas eve quick trip

Grabbed a drink after some last minute shopping not many girls working closed at 6 arrived at 3, maybe 3 girls working due to the early closing , bartenders still were cool and dancer were…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice Happy Hour

Have not been to Clancy's in awhile. Decided to go on a Monday night and Wednesday around 5pm. Both times the bar had roughly 8 to 10 girls working, all seemed to be from Brazil.…

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Why doesn't she strip?

Sometimes I see those really hot bartenders and waitresses in the strip club, and I wonder why aren't they stripping? They would make so much more money stripping as compared to just waitressing or bartending. Lots of customers tell them they…

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The dachshund system works!

I received two presents from the woman I went to London and Bath with. One was a t-shirt about training dachshunds. It showed little cartoons of a standing dachshund with the various commands like "sit" or "down". It had a…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Nothing special, may try again

Easy street parking. Not very many dancers and on the lower side of quality, but the real problem was the lack of visits/room circling. There wasn't very many dancers so it was pretty bad…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

First time at vegas

Went into Vegas club to watch some football and see some girls went around 7pm the food was okay. A bit of variety mostly white and hispanic with 1 aa girl. No real lookers 1…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

highly overrated

Everyone keeps writing about how this club is so great, but not from my view. It's highly overrated. One of the smallest clubs I've even been in, but it appears larger due to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great time solo

I decided to hit Tijuana solo, with a 3 hour drive from Cali. It was a great time! Money goes a longer way here than in Cali and the girls are all pretty good looking.…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Tommy's 1 Must've Been Great to Warrant "Too"

I've been here twice on Saturday nights, and they've both been odd situations. I want to like it, but I guess for what I was looking for those two nights (an off the map strip…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good local alternative

Really liked this club - even though i did not get any dances on two consecutive visits. I know this sounds strange but i came here with some very strict standards due to expenditures…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Great value in NYC!

Having been to Vegas strip clubs but not many other places I was initially sceptical how the NYC scene would be and especially this club just a few blocks from Time Square, also most articles…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Rose City was my favorite club...

Rose City was my favorite club for several years, but lately the dancer turnover and new crop of girls wanting $40 for a single nude dance has changed my opinion. Not all of the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Slow, but high mileage

Synn has a strange location, on the corner of two major streets in the Valley and sharing a parking lot with an auto repair place. You can enter from Sepulveda and make the trip behind…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Gotten worst

Went in with the wifey and well, it was a ghost town. Only 4-6 dancers for the first hour there. After a while few more showed up but not all were into it. Some just…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice to be a regular

How many years and how frequently you visit could have its benefits but I think pleasant attention, honesty and respect garnish greater rewards. I've been coming to Atlantis or previously Wizards for decades. I am…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

This review covers my first and...

This review covers my first and only 2 visits to the famous tattletales. Both visits took place on a Monday night, around 8:00 pm - a low key time, and as expected, there was…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Ok Topless Club

So I went down to Anaheim, Ca. To visit some relatives and before the holidays and on my drive back home up north as I was leaving the city I stumbled across California Girls and…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Miami Beach club

Was staying in Miami Beach and this was within walking distance. Looks like a nice club but definitely is a club with majority of tourists. The girls were nice but pushy at times. Drinks were…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Not their best night

I decided to try out this place since I've heard mixed reviews and I didn't care for it. When you first get there you are asked if you want valet parking or not. I said no…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Worth a try

So let me start out with parking, $3 to self park. Thsn after you talk in, its either $10 for general admin or $25 for VIP. If you elect VIP you are on the side…

Keystone Motor Inn

Brandon, Manitoba

Best place in this part of Manitoba.

It is really cold up here around this time of year near and around Brandon, MB. This place is really easy to find. If you are coming South from CDN 1 just look…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Go to spot

Purple Orchid and Atlantis are my go to Philly spots for years. As such my experience may be different than yours but I'm certain given time and consideration your time here can be very enjoyable.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great place if you got the cash

I can't get enough of the Rhino. It's way too expensive due to the mandatory in drinks in the VIP. The 3 songs for 100 cost around 150........after tipping the cocktail waitress. The of course…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Bella

Stopped by the Ballpark on a Friday night a couple of weeks back around 11:00. There were 4 dancers on shift - 2 of whom I know fairly well. The first one was Brooklyn -…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

Could be a goldmine

The place is right off the highway right between your drive from Cleveland to Columbus. It could be a goldmine for travelers either staying in the area or anybody who wants to stop for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Expected better

Electric Blue has been a pretty solid place with a least a couple of 7+ girls to go with a nice selection of drinks, but was surprised by both the lack of talent and the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Have to go at least once

The layout of the club has been described countless times. Came in at around 11pm, so the usual $10 cover + coat check + one-drink minimum ($11) - so your out a decent amount…

BLU 1 Adult Ultra Lounge

Lexington, Kentucky

wildcatfanatic2015

I had visited Paradise City several times before it closed so I figured I would give this place a shot. My visit is from a month ago. As expected, the layout is practically the same…

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Man threatens to kill cop in name of ISIS at strip club, police say

Could this have been Ricktheterrorist? http://www.wpxi.com/news/trending-now/man-threatens-to-kill-cop-in-name-of-isis-at-strip-club-police-say/472228446

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What if?

What if you were at a wedding and, when the preacher man says kiss the bride, all the bridesmaids start making out with the bride..

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OT: Pop icon George Michael passes away

Wow - he was only 53

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What did doctors find in tittyfag's ass hole this year?

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Paradise lost, regained

I nearly always visit the club in the afternoon, anywhere from noon to 6 p.m. At that time, you'll find from 2 to 7 dancers on duty. They don't get on stage unless there is…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Second Time Tryout

About two years ago when in Chicago I visited Arnie's. My visit wasn't the best and in my review I indicated although I may give the place another try I wasn't too sure.…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

great place

Finally made it to Legends after hearing about it for a year. Was downtown for a concert, so I was there a little early from maybe 6:30 to 8:00. got there early enough to avoid…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Since OG closed I've headed black...

Since OG closed I've headed black to my older afternoon haunt. I get the urge to look at some girls and gamble a bit so this is really the only place. I had to work…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

LD under new management

It has been quite some time since I swung by Little Darling's. My last few stops were met with a relatively empty club, I didn't expect to much this time. I'm happy to report…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time at BSC

I had read quite a bit about BSC and it's hot spinners, but hadn't visited due to loving ladies that are more on the curvy side. Decided to check it out, and it met my…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

Test drive

So I went in this place for the first time a few nights back. I will say the ladies here are a notch below what you find up in Lexington. Not too many seemed to…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

....

Went here awhile back and I gotta say that it wasn't really worth the trip. First off there is the ridiculous secerutiy check of recording you and your id and when I finally got in…

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Mobile home investing

https://youtu.be/8wLM9iVdMEE

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Afternoon visit report

I visited 390 early in the afternoon last week. Was one of only a few customers, and the girls stopped by one after another to see if I was interested in them. Eventually took…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

The Fuego Details

The line just got longer at Fuego... This club has multitudes of problems. The first problem is Fuego is now doing a “You must be a member” thing, so it takes a while to do…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Wednesday Visit

Stopped by after hockey around 11pm on a Wed. Had a drink and was scoping it out but didn't see much talent except for a little cutie named CeCe who was trying to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went there a few days before...

Went there a few days before Christmas and it was an ok crowd when I arrived around 10:30 and, as usual, completely packed after I left around 3 hours later! Noticed a few of the…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Decent club with caveats

I went on a Thursday evening around 8PM. Not too many girls were around. By 10 PM there were a lot more. A few were hot. Most were attractive. Got a few dances with…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decent

I had seen a lot of reviews about this place so decided to check it out. I had already checked out Paradise Showgirls a couple of days prior, and was curious about Synn as well.…

Attraxions

Haledon, New Jersey

great space no girls or customers

I was shocked entering the space. It is a state of the art club. Before this was one of the most run down clubs in Paterson, and since most clubs in Paterson are…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Girls but kind of lame

About 3 weeks ago, I went with my wife to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas (it was her first strip club visit and she had a great time...so she said we can go to strip…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

boring

I decided to pay a visit to PW in the early afternoon . it was as slow as I expected it to be for a monday afternoon. There were a few girls visible and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara

So I used to frequent this club often, they've always had a wide variety of ethnicities here if your looking for something specific. Being a young male I've made good friends with some of the…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

I had become a fan of...

I had become a fan of Little Daddy's last summer and had visited it 3or 4 times. Unfortunately the were hit by a tornado which caused roof damage and closed them. I had heard that…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

After a lack luster visit to...

After a lack luster visit to Harem House I decided to give Babes a try. Turns out I saved the best for last. I ordered a bucket of beer taking advantage of the Tuesday special…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Still solid

The Mons remains probably the best place to get good mileage lap dances with limited hustle in the USA. It really is remarkable just how small and unspectacular the physical club is, and the jukebox…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Another visit to Fantasia

It has only been a couple months since my last visit, but there seems to have been some significant turnover. I hardly recognized any of the dancers. The quality of the dancers seems…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Not use to bikini clubs

I was in town for the weekend and wanted to go to a club and this place looked like my best option. I think I arrived around 8pm. I wasn't expecting many people…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Christmas Party

I stopped in on Thursday and walked into the club's Christmas party. This is definitely my favorite club in the Rochester and Buffalo area. But, I was a little disappointed at the Christmas…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

fun thursday

Havent been here in awhile, showed up around 7pm and there was already 10 people inside and a show going on. Ordered some beers, and sat down front row.…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Not bad for a Sunday night

I went a few Sunday's ago. It's right across from the Meadowlands, but neither football team was playing that night. I'd been to the club a while ago, and it seems like they…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Eve of Xmas Eve

A friend and I visited Jenn’s Friday night. Walked in sometime after midnight and to our surprise the place was very busy. There were various dancers of different types (size, race, height etc.), whatever your…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Below Average Visit

Came in here after actually NOT being hounded by someone to come in, which I found refreshing. The space itself is what you might expect of the area; a bit small with lots of rooms.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

More Fun

I have been visiting Dallas for business about every month or two for the past year and I try to make a visit to Baby Dolls a part of each trip. I have…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Neighborhood Club

Got here on a thursday afternoon first thing I notice how super dark it was in here. When I sat down at one of the available computer chairs I waited for about 45 minutes before…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Opportunity Visit

I had a date up in Everett last night that ended up getting canceled. I happen to be in the area so I decided to stop by around 11:30 at night. It was my first…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Uhhh

So, on my way home I hit this place up on a whim. All clubs have ups and downs, but this club had been in the down cycle for quite a while now. This visit…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

burgers and boobs

Was floating by and say on the marquis that Friday was 99 cent burger. I said;"Why Not?' Burgers and boobs! No entry fee as it was still only about noon and the crowd was pretty…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

A little slow

I took a chance here. I knew that dances would be more than I wanted to pay. I'd forgotten about the BYOB until I pulled up. Fortunately there is a liquor store…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Best club to get what you want outside of the Chicago area.

If you like thick women that can shake their ass and are hands-on, this is the club for you. Ranges from thick to slim, tattooed, and love to perform. Even more hands on if you…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

The club that never disappoints!

Visited Doll house on Friday afternoon. There were only three dancers on shift, but I was lucky that Chloe was working on shift. the other two dancers were julie and another new white girl. She…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

best lookers in west end of toronto

if you want to see good looking girls this is the place,,,,alot of the ladies have big boob jobs.... beer is 810 a beer buts its worth it as there is no…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Weak

Stopped in on a late Thur afternoon. I know this place doesn't get great reviews but was coerced into going here with a friend who was dying to check it out. I told him…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

good times

The Best, Most personal and so much fun!!! Went there on a Wednesday night. And had a blast!! My friends and I went back this past Saturday night and it was even better!!! 12-13 different…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

hit or miss

been there a few times over the past few months, it is either a hit or miss....but the time it was chill, middle of the week, kinda slow so you take your time to really…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

not bad at all

on a weekend night , the most annoying part there is getting checked into the club, they got that camera thing that makes it awkward, I'm there to look at asses not to be…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Expected a little more

I was on a long cross-country drive and was passing through Indianapolis around 10pm on a Wednesday. Decided to take a break and hit one of the clubs right off the highway. I…

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The hectic Christmas Eve of my MILF stripper

My go-to club usually isn't open on Christmas Eve night. But with it being on a Saturday this year, it was open for business last night. Went in expecting to be severely underwhelmed by a low vibe and lack of…

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Best lapdances in dc / Baltimore area?

I got a Christmas bonus. So i want to blow it. I typically go to acores but i heard show case theatre is also good. Any other place i ahould consider? I worry about sbow case since i love white…

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Hottest Dancers

I was talking with somebody thru PM about clubs with the hottest dancers. I wanted to ask you guys. What is the club that has the HOTTEST dancers? In this question I don't care if it is an extras or…

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How much did you spend on christmass ? About how many club visits did it set you

I spent about $2,000 on the kids, dogs, X wife, her new husband, a few friends and myself...surprisingly no strippers this year lol. That's basically like 10 to 5 strip club trips for me

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Just When You Thought Christmas Couldn't Get Any More Fun...

...women are now decorating their boobs to look like reindeer. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2412625/women-are-now-decorating-their-boobs-to-look-like-reindeer-for-a-weird-christmas-craze/ Yeah, baby! Merry Christmas!

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What's the most you've gotten at a non-extra strip club?

This SC I went to has cameras in like 90% of the lap dance areas and definitely in all of the VIP rooms. This was the 2nd time I saw the same stripper, and she took me to the lap dance…

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Dont mess with crazyjoe

https://youtu.be/V9Ha8ewftx8

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Jet skiing with crazyjoe

https://youtu.be/jbIhQJrHjkQ

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No kissing

I was talking to a veteran stripper at one of my go to clubs when I travel. I never do dances with her, but we share a love of the Green Bay Packers, so we always talk about football, and…

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How big is the girl too big for you? Whats your limit?

I like my girls thick but I see of you dudes with really big girls, what is the attraction?

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Is prostitution a natural progression from stripclubs?

Many men I know including myself even if it starts off as innocent, will go to stripclubs will also dable in prostitution as well? I am correct?

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Merry fucking Christmas all you PL perverts!

Title says it all! Hope there's lots of extras in your stockings on XXXmas without any Stripper Shit!

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Hey tittyfag 2016, give it a rest already

Your posts are like turds on a sidewalk. What the hell is wrong with you?

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Because it's Xmas (and at Xmas you don't try to stir up Dougster) I give you per

www.adultdvdtalk.com/review/how-the-grinch-gaped-christmas Enjoy! (Just a review BTW)

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What happened in West Virginia?

Just over the Virginia and Pennsylvania border are a nice cluster of clubs to take advantage of the different laws. The two best ones, Vixens in Bunker Hill and Taboo in Martinsburg, closed down recently. Does anyone know what the…

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[OT] Trumponomics: Is Now a Good Time to Build New Roads?

Ok, so Trump is a guy who likes to build stuff. I actually like the idea of The Wall. But I question whether it makes sense to build alot of new roads now with self-driving vehicles getting set to take…

The Pony

McClure, Illinois

Interesting but not exciting

First visit to the club, and had a little idea what to expect because of the previous reviews. Rather than repeat what's been said, here is a synopsis: Big parking lot Not busy until (if at…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Maybe again , maybe not

Went here with my girlfriend spontaneously after a date earlier during that evening. Super small place with a bar directly in the middle with seating around it, like a horseshoe and the stage (small) on…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Harem House On Tuesday Night

I was working in Indianapolis and so decided to visit Harem House to advantage myself of the House’s Tuesday Two-For-One dance night. I arrived at the HH around 9pm. The parking lot was…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Worth a visit

It had been awhile since I'd visited the PC and I found things hadn't changed a whole lot. Different faces, but still a good atmosphere. The girls are friendly and make the rounds,…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Club Blaze Review

I was in Atlanta for two afternoons and one night and was trying to fill my time productively. I had spent Friday afternoon at Follies, and – since I don't like Follies at night…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

New discovery

Went back here again, and decided to muster up a list of VHM girls present. - Harley - Luna - Holly I'm sure there are plenty of other girls who are more than willing but I've only touched upon…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always a story

I've been here about half a dozen times over the passed 10yrs. Always with a few pals looking to see some skin and have a few drinks. Its undergone some renovations and has about double…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Relaxed Visit

I have not been here in awhile so was not sure what to expect. However I was pleasantly surprised. For a Monday evening, there wee several customers so the club was not completely dead.…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Candi

Stopped by Candi on a Thursday afternoon. I forgot my membership card , but the doorman let me in without paying the $20 after I showed my ID. While waiting at the door , this…

Paradise is alright

So I don't know but I do enjoy going to Paradise even though the bathrooms are nasty and the place is old and has a bad rep I still go always have and always will.…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Back to the Jet

This place has changed a lot since I started going there. It used to be that they had a great, steady lineup of girls and the ladies would work here a long time.…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

At da joint

Bored and tired! But decided to make the trek! Came on Thursday night! Havent been here for while! As usual dark n directly! Just the way I like it! Haha Only 1 or…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Delicious

It's been about 6 months since I've indulged. But I felt a great need to taste clity. So where else to go but KH8? Among the girls to whom I talked, Summer…

Cabaret

Kingston, Pennsylvania

Good, if you like that sort of thing...

It is small. It is dirt cheap. It's a bar with a cozy feeling. if you're looking for a cheap private dance with a girl who 8/10 times will work for that extra $40, this…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Meh

Super-mediocre. It's not the worst place in the world, but on this particular Thursday night visit it was nothing to write home about either. The Seahawks had just won, so I was expecting…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Wierd in a unique kind od way but still good

Walking into the club you get this theater vibe to it. The chairs are arraigned almost in a semi concentric fashion. What I don't like about this club is that after the dancer finishes…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Not what it used to be

They have put some effort in redoing the bar area and that is a significant improvement but, unfortunately, the rest of the area remains the same except for an area for 3 or 4 slot/gaming…

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Dating/Falling for a Stripper

As I write this I recently completed OTC with a stripper I've OTCd with about 4 times now. Of those four, I've been at her place twice. Once it was overnight and I just gave her what money…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great atmosphere, pretty women.

I have been to this club a couple of times. It is a great atmosphere even during the middle of the day with many customers and girls here. No cover and there are girls on…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

I went last Saturday night around...

I went last Saturday night around 10pm for my first time. Immediately I got service from a waitress and took me to where I wanted to sit and asked what I wanted to drink. That…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So been here many many times...

So been here many many times as a fan of the WOC persuasion and that is what you get here. Days are almost guaranteed a good time n nights are fun but mileage may…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

If you'

In the numerous occasions I’ve been to strip clubs, it never occurred to me to order food. But a friend raved about the food here, so I gave it try. He was right. And it’s…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Decent time

Like others have mentioned. This is not a traditional strip club. It's more of an adult bookstore/theatre with live girl peep show. I've never been to one of these places before, but was curious to…

Mustang

Junction City, Kansas

First time with the lady

Me and my girlfriend have never been to a strip club before. So we decided to go to mustangs. It was a Friday night not too busy. We sat by ourselves for a while and…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

Fox Run

I've been in the club several times in the last year so thought I would add a review. The set up is unique, as the stage is inside the bar which takes up almost…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

First Time Wonder

This is my first time ever visiting a strip club and boy I wasn't disappointed. I first walk in and an extremely friendly staff and a nice dog to pet was there. Already felt welcome.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Had fun

I've been through many strip clubs in this state from the ones up north to the ones down south to ones that are no longer around, Most of them have the same basic style ,…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Miami esk club

If you've been to clubs in FL then nothing less needed. Ha For those who havent: won't go into stages and bar. That's been covered. If you're not at least wearing a collared shirt don't…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Every Monger should visit this place once....or maybe more if you enjoy it.

Well after reading reviews here and knowing something about the neighborhood I'll knew for the sake of adventure I had to check this place out. It could be intimidating especially for a white…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ok club

This is a small club. There is one pole upstairs and no tables, just bench seating along the wall. A few seats by the bar. The lap dances are 5 bucks which is a good…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Returned for first time in a long time

I've been away from the W Babylon strip for a long time. I decided to pay a visit to X-Dreams II today. I went into the peep show to see who was working. It took…

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Farrah Abraham throws party at New York gentlemen's club... one day after fellow

You can take the girls out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girls. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4062948/Farrah-Abraham-throws-Christmas-bash-New-York-gentlemen-s-club-one-day-fellow-Teen-Mom-alumna-Valerie-Fairman-dies-apparent-overdose.html

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Wrist frozen like a pangwin, pockets full of dead presidents and got the cashier

Yep you read that right #AboutDatLife

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SOME OF MY BEST WORK

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40282

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Follies review by Eastcoaster

I was there with him on Friday along with Bubba267 & IME. Friday Afternoon visit, 25-99 dancers December 23, 2016 • A Visit with Mrs. Claus (with sincere apologies to Clement Clarke Moore) Two days before Christmas with nothing to do, I pulled…

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Short Girls in Bed

We've often discussed petite women/spinners on these boards. But what about really short girls? Just wondering if anyone here has ever had sex with a chick like that (I haven't). Not 5' 7" or 5" 6', but like 4' "11…

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Time Saving Tricks For Getting Pissed Off

Always keep an empty bottle or coffee cup in your vehicle at all times. Sometimes nature calls and you chose the wrong place to stop. This happened to me a couple days ago. I stopped to get gas. The gas…

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde

Three women -- a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde -- are talking about how they got pregnant. The brunette happily said "We did it man on top, missionary style, so I'm going to have a little boy!" The redhead proudly said…

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Bob Seger - Little Drummer Boy

Little Drummer Boy is my favorite Christmas song and IMO Bob Seger's version is among if not the best. Have a Merry Christmas guys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50cf3xIb50

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops come and kick the sack with the redhead in it, she said, “meow…” The cops…

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How to eat a chackin wang.....

Does Juice know of this technique? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25SLTtOXGEU

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I still can't believe Trump will be President

Can you? A refreshing change, but he will be tested by whack jobs everywhere. He already is the greatest president elect ever, while Obama strives to be the biggest dick to leave office ever.

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It's been a good year. (Calling it quits with first OTC)

So it's been a good year as far as SCing and getting some steady sex. I don't know that I will ever go back to not OTCing again. But the thrill is gone after 3 months. I gave her…

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Don't fall in love with a stripper

I think everyone agrees that's the number one rule in the strip clubs. Breaking that rule never ends up good. What I want to know is have you ever fallen in love with a stripper? What was the end result?

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Ive lost so much weight a attractive girl close to my age hit on me today while

I'm honestly so not used to it happening that once I realized she was positioning herself near me and glancing at me with Lil smiles I just studdereed and look at her and literally said wow your so beautiful...she looked…

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Wedding Brawl over pics of bride giving dome

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4060580/Huge-brawl-erupts-wedding-bride-s-ex-boyfriend-puts-incriminating-photos-performing-sex-act-tables-reception.html

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Reading Reviews

I know most all of us are on this site for the reviews. I see comments like "Do not go here all the girls are prostitutes". The commentator or reviewer then proceeds to chastise the reviewers for going into this…

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Snopes Co-Founder Embezzles $98,000, Drops Weight, Leaves Fat Wife And Marries A

Tittle says it all. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-22/snopes-co-founder-embezzles-98000-drops-weight-leaves-fat-wife-and-marries-actual-wh

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S&P in 2017?

How high will it go? I have a number in mind, but wanted to see what the rest of the board had in mind. (Any going to outbid me?)

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The most wonderful time in 8 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW85ZcswiqM&feature=youtu.be

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Strip-club owning disgraced attorney has been sentenced to 14 years in federal p

"Michael D. Billings, 61, was sentenced Wednesday after admitting to traveling some 37 times to Iquitos, Peru, to have sex with young girls." I have been to Iquitos, but I did not even think about having sex with children. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4058574/Strip-club-owning-disgraced-attorney-sent-prison-14-years-having-sex-young-girls-Peru-nearly-40-times.html

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You Sir ! are you ready to recirve my Limp Penis ?

https://youtu.be/pEsZkTTgydc Ay yes I see you know your Judo

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Don't like a stripper I like dancing for others.

I am a newbie and this might be a dumb ass question to ask, here goes: There is this dancer that I like and I get lap dances from at the club, and even though I know that it's ridiculous…

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Is their sugar dating sites for gay men ?

If so you know you could become one of those queers that tried to just sell dates and dodge dick all day Might be a good way to gain extra cash to strip club with

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Fuck it. YOLO

Tittle says it all. That's what I just decided. Then, it also got me thinking about other TUSCLers who also said fuck it, YOLO. Such as: LDK, before giving that tranny the handjob. Shailynn, before fucking that married woman and running out the back…

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OT: How Does One Get Rich By Ripping Off The Public, Donald Trump?

So how does one do it, get a $900Meg tax deduction, without actually having to have shelled out $900Meg? I mean your supposed to have a cost basis, which is what you put in, for your Capital Gains reporting.…

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China is Sending Manufacturing Jobs to The U.S. Now

http://fortune.com/2016/12/22/us-china-manufacturing-costs-investment/

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When is Ricky boy going to hold the first ever tuscl offical bootcamp for PLs ?

Dude would make a fortune selling live demonstrations of the system live in action

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Older dude problems (cont.)

Early this month I started a discussion about my recent virility issues: high PSA count, a swollen and tender testicle, occasional difficulty in climaxing even from BBBJs (which used to be a sure-fire way to get me off!), and,…

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Sammy Braddy has fantastic funbags

Warnings: 1. Yet another beautiful big-breasted bimbo! 2. In the last picture she is *not* topless!! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/sammy-braddy-topless-whoppers-for-yuletide-yum-yum (12 photos) Vital stats: Personal Born: December 31, 1984 (age 31) Essex, England, UK Years active: 2006- Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: English Body Measurements: 30F-26-35 Bra/cup size: 30F (65F)…

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What's your pickup line?

http://www.imagebam.com/image/253df3521482133

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Now why didn't I think of that?

Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson has filed a consumer complaint against a man who allegedly carried out a scheme in which he posed as a woman and claimed to run a Seattle talent agency that could connect women to…

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A bear shits in the woods!

http://www.imagebam.com/image/40332e522052404#

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Merry Fucking Christmass frum Da East Atlantda Santda

https://youtu.be/yuBbGyWSc-c Go ho go fags

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Question for gawker!

As one of the most brilliant sources of crazy stories on the board I thought I'd try to elicit one. You've said that you've watched your ATF and her boyfriend have sex. Have the two of you ever DP'ed her?

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Fact Now Proven: Listermint Prevents STDs

See, I've been preaching to you guys for years to splash some Listermint/Listerine on your junk after crossing into some suspect pussy. Looks like I'm backed by science now as well. https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5857fb4de4b0390447097f64/amp

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GRAPHIC VID: Depraved crowd cheer as Las Vegas strippers rip clothes off in viol

Cat fight! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/572401/Las-Vegas-strippers-violent-street-brawl-rip-clothes-off-video

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Responsibility of Stars Cabaret owners in dispute in case involving child strip

"The former owners of a Beaverton strip club should have known 13- and 15-year-old girls were working at their business and should be found liable for the trauma they suffered and will endure for the rest of their lives, prosecutors…

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Drivers Licenses

They should quit selling drivers licenses at Walmart.. Tonite I am headed home on a 4 lane divided highway from the middle of nowhere. Someone decides to tailgate me when I am doing the speed limit (65) in the right lane.…

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Sandy Springs(Atlanta) strip club shut down after code violations found.

All three adult entertainment clubs in Sandy Springs were raided last week. A total of 34 people were cited and three women were arrested. Flashers was shut down Wednesday for code violations. The city of Sandy Springs has shut down a…

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Long legs

Yes they are! http://www.imagebam.com/image/66a7ba522000613

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I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early

She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.

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Juice, KFC and a Demonstration

http://i.imgur.com/cZJaxqG.jpg No caption needed.

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How to get free nude picks from normal chicks from free dating sites

If anything has surprised me more than anything is how easy it is these days to get free nudes from civi chicks If she is willing to message you over the site send her your phone number to text then once…

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Some Entry Level Results from Sugar baby sites and Normal free dating sites look

So I got 2 solid months logged into 2 main sugar sites ( Seeking Arrangement & What's Your Price) as well as 2 main free dating sites ( plenty of fish & OK cupid). In a relaxed pace I've over this…

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Religious strippers

Your comments and observations? This is a spinoff of my thread yesterday, where I mentioned how one of my favorite dancers had kind of a 'religious good girl' persona and it seemed to be a familiar trope to someone. Come to…

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Takeout From Tuscl

Anyone here ever hook up or meet with a stripper they met/messaged on Tuscl?

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I got to drop a Mondo Duke in 3...2...1...

https://youtu.be/xYkP8CohSmU

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Joanna Krupa gets nekkid

The delectable Polish beauty Joanna Krupa is occasionally photographed topless, but seldom as nude as this. I especially liked photos 1-5, 8, and 9. Enjoy! Trigger warning: Yet another beautiful big-breasted blonde! I wouldn't want to offend…

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New avatars = brilliant!

Both ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose and juicebox69 have ace avatars! I like the "shady as fuck" cat warning! ;)

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Feds prosecute stripper who disregarded subpoena to testify at fraud trial of st

Stripper fails to testify. http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/12/potential_witness_in_an_income.html

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We have all been pooping wrong

https://www.google.com/amp/www.menshealth.com/health/pooping-wrong%3famp In the name of Juice, Amen

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Does anyone know who this guy is?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=514663

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Rhian Sugden video + pics

Today's eye candy is Page 3 girl Rhian Sugden. You will see a short nekkid video (0:58) followed by 22 photos, in about half of which she is at least topless.. Trigger warning: beautiful big-breasted blonde! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/rhian-sugen-naked-hottie-in-bedroom-teasing-video Vital stats: Personal Born: September…

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In the name of Juice, I bless the Holy Spirit the Father and a pair of dirty str

In Da Post.

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New Candidate for PL of the Year

Viral clip shows Chargers guard masturbating. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwwLWcojE Didn't watch the video, but apparently a security guard was jerking off while watching the cheerleaders during the Chargers-Raiders game. Fired, humiliated, and will probably have trouble getting another job or a date ever. He…

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Way too much staff in the sc.

I was at a club last week during the day. Less than 10 customers, maybe 10 dancers. Yet they had 2 waitresses, 2 bartenders, 4 guys I would call bouncers and then 2 other guys I can only assume were…

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Asking strippers for (sexy) pictures.

Have you ever done it? What's your approach? You'd expect they'd be pretty open to it. They might even use it as a way to connect with their regulars and entice them into coming into the club. The downside, of course,…

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2017 Rock Hall Of Fame inductees....

About time for Yes. Don't know why Baez and Tupac got in https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/rock_hall_2017_inductees_announced_pearl_jam_yes_tupac_elo_journey_joan_baez.html?no_takeover