Still solid

The Mons remains probably the best place to get good mileage lap dances with limited hustle in the USA. It really is remarkable just how small and unspectacular the physical club is, and the jukebox thing constantly becomes a nuisance, as there's always dead time between songs at some point in the night.

But with so many other popular strip clubs (e.g. Baby Dolls, the Vegas clubs, IR) seemingly in sharp decline, the Mons if anything is keeping above the rest simply by "declining less." You can still find a decent selection of 7.5s and 8s on most nights, and at least a few who will deliver decent mileage lap dances. That is more than you can say for a lot of places these days. And even its main competitor across the street (2001 Odyssey) is now terrible, leaving Mons as really the only game in town in Tampa.

It seems inconceivable that Joe Redner would renovate this place, but if it was just somewhat bigger, with more hot dancers and no jukebox, it would imo separate itself from pretty much any other strip club by a good margin.