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Future nurse?

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055433

Atlanta suburb

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Nursing seems to be the career of choice for most stripper students. Recently I did a VIP with one and she said that she could not swallow because she was worried that my semen could work its way to her ovaries. Not only has she lost a VIP customer but I don't think I would ever want her to be my nurse either.

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bubba267

That was the drugs talking.....

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jackslash

She must have taken her science courses at Trump University.

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lotsoffun201

I dated a girl in college who asked me if that was possible. I couldn't believe anyone could be that dumb! Once I told her it was impossible she did her best to swallow every time.

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crazyjoe

I see this all the time

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crazyjoe

Some go through school and are atill dancing. Must make better money dancing

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VeryBigDawg

But the girls can still get pregnant in the swimming pool. Right?

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crazyjoe
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Timbuck12

It is NOT easy to become a nurse. I highly doubt any strippers you're meeting are actually in nursing school, or even on course to become a nurse. Yeah, some may WANT to be one, but that's kinda like asking an eight year-old what they want to be one day

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bubba267

VBD...follow along this time - only if you cum in the pool, she accidentally swallows the water and THEN the sperm swims down to her ovaries. Got it?

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BigPoppa99

;) lol. I just tell the girls my cum/sperm will increase your IQ by 10 points! They always seem eager to swallow it down.

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Papi_Chulo

I tell them my jizz is Gluten-free and low in calories

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Ermita_Nights

There are different kinds of nurses. Registered Nurse is a real profession, but Practical Nurse is a community college degree that prepares you for emptying bedpans.

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gawker

I've got an old fave who did 4 years at a local university and graduated with a BS/RN. She's working geriatric nursing and still stripping. She's never been one for extras but I hear she has one regular who is verrry lucrative....

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dancenrocknroll

Some are actually in school but I'm with Timbuck12 since most really aren't. Just ask her which textbooks are in her bag right now and watch her squirm.

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TheOne&Only

How do you even begin to explain to a girl that fertilization and conception don't work that way?

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MrBater2010

OMG... Reminds me of the old saying.. Swallowed a watermelon seed. I recently came back with something when my dad said that not long ago. Her not swallowing probably caused that.

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