What's your pickup line?

24 comments

• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Nice shoes... wanna fuck?
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Damnit, crazy joe! You stole my line. (It actually works, BTW).
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Ask her if she knows where I can find a big breasted bed thrasher
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  "I think you forgot the yogurt, don't worry I'll bring some. Do you like Shailynn flavored?"
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Bull's eye again, crazy joe. Lmao. That's a nice dress but it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Hey there, sexy. Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  This one's for the trolls: Hi, you must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong. (After looking at the items in her cart).
• Vegasbob

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  8 years ago

  In a titty bar? A roll of $20's
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Sup butch! Suck this !
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Wanna make a honeymoon salad? No dressing and lettuce alone?
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  "Sup butch"???? juice, I didn't know you were that kind of guy, not that there's anything wrong with that..... ;-)
• Jascoi

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  8 years ago

  "how about the real thing?"
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  "All those curves, and me with no brakes."
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  "Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to smash your pussy."
• maho

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  8 years ago

  Lol on the Subway
• Jascoi

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  8 years ago

  Warhawks for the win. and definitely crazy Joe for a very close second.
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  You know what would look good on you? Me!!!
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "I see you like sausages - I can help you with that"
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Was your daddy a carpenter? I just got wood in my pants
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Was your daddy a farmer,? Because you grew some really nice mellons
• mufdvr

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  8 years ago

  Can I toss your salad?
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  "Hi. You'll never hear me brag about my giant dick."
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  funny shit !
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Talking about her shoes is a good way to start, if you like that sort of thing like I do, women in high heels. SJG