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Nice shoes... wanna fuck?
Damnit, crazy joe! You stole my line. (It actually works, BTW).
Ask her if she knows where I can find a big breasted bed thrasher
"I think you forgot the yogurt, don't worry I'll bring some. Do you like Shailynn flavored?"
Bull's eye again, crazy joe. Lmao.
That's a nice dress but it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Hey there, sexy. Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?
This one's for the trolls: Hi, you must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong. (After looking at the items in her cart).
In a titty bar? A roll of $20's
Sup butch! Suck this !
Wanna make a honeymoon salad? No dressing and lettuce alone?
"Sup butch"???? juice, I didn't know you were that kind of guy, not that there's anything wrong with that..... ;-)
"how about the real thing?"
"All those curves, and me with no brakes."
"Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to smash your pussy."
Lol on the Subway
Warhawks for the win. and definitely crazy Joe for a very close second.
You know what would look good on you? Me!!!
"I see you like sausages - I can help you with that"
Was your daddy a carpenter? I just got wood in my pants
Was your daddy a farmer,? Because you grew some really nice mellons
Can I toss your salad?
"Hi. You'll never hear me brag about my giant dick."
funny shit !
Talking about her shoes is a good way to start, if you like that sort of thing like I do, women in high heels.
SJG
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last commentNice shoes... wanna fuck?
Damnit, crazy joe! You stole my line. (It actually works, BTW).
Ask her if she knows where I can find a big breasted bed thrasher
"I think you forgot the yogurt, don't worry I'll bring some. Do you like Shailynn flavored?"
Bull's eye again, crazy joe. Lmao.
That's a nice dress but it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Hey there, sexy. Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?
This one's for the trolls: Hi, you must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong. (After looking at the items in her cart).
In a titty bar? A roll of $20's
Sup butch! Suck this !
Wanna make a honeymoon salad? No dressing and lettuce alone?
"Sup butch"???? juice, I didn't know you were that kind of guy, not that there's anything wrong with that..... ;-)
"how about the real thing?"
"All those curves, and me with no brakes."
"Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to smash your pussy."
Lol on the Subway
Warhawks for the win. and definitely crazy Joe for a very close second.
You know what would look good on you? Me!!!
"I see you like sausages - I can help you with that"
Was your daddy a carpenter? I just got wood in my pants
Was your daddy a farmer,? Because you grew some really nice mellons
Can I toss your salad?
"Hi. You'll never hear me brag about my giant dick."
funny shit !
Talking about her shoes is a good way to start, if you like that sort of thing like I do, women in high heels.
SJG