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What's your pickup line?

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TheeOSUFUCK IT!

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crazyjoe

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

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Dominic77

Damnit, crazy joe! You stole my line. (It actually works, BTW).

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crazyjoe

Ask her if she knows where I can find a big breasted bed thrasher

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shailynn

"I think you forgot the yogurt, don't worry I'll bring some. Do you like Shailynn flavored?"

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Dominic77

Bull's eye again, crazy joe. Lmao.

That's a nice dress but it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

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Dominic77

Hey there, sexy. Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?

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Dominic77

This one's for the trolls: Hi, you must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong. (After looking at the items in her cart).

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Vegasbob

In a titty bar? A roll of $20's

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JuiceBox69

Sup butch! Suck this !

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shadowcat

Wanna make a honeymoon salad? No dressing and lettuce alone?

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ATACdawg

"Sup butch"???? juice, I didn't know you were that kind of guy, not that there's anything wrong with that..... ;-)

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Jascoi

"how about the real thing?"

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warhawks

"All those curves, and me with no brakes."

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warhawks

"Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to smash your pussy."

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maho

Lol on the Subway

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Jascoi

Warhawks for the win. and definitely crazy Joe for a very close second.

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ATACdawg

You know what would look good on you? Me!!!

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Papi_Chulo

"I see you like sausages - I can help you with that"

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crazyjoe

Was your daddy a carpenter? I just got wood in my pants

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crazyjoe

Was your daddy a farmer,? Because you grew some really nice mellons

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mufdvr

Can I toss your salad?

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georgmicrodong

"Hi. You'll never hear me brag about my giant dick."

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rogertex

funny shit !

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san_jose_guy

Talking about her shoes is a good way to start, if you like that sort of thing like I do, women in high heels.

SJG

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