What's your pickup line?

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TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Nice shoes... wanna fuck?
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Dominic77
8 years ago
Damnit, crazy joe! You stole my line. (It actually works, BTW).
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Ask her if she knows where I can find a big breasted bed thrasher
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shailynn
8 years ago
"I think you forgot the yogurt, don't worry I'll bring some. Do you like Shailynn flavored?"
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Dominic77
8 years ago
Bull's eye again, crazy joe. Lmao.

That's a nice dress but it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
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Dominic77
8 years ago
Hey there, sexy. Are you free tonight? Or will it cost me?
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Dominic77
8 years ago
This one's for the trolls: Hi, you must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong. (After looking at the items in her cart).
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Vegasbob
8 years ago
In a titty bar? A roll of $20's
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JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Sup butch! Suck this !
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shadowcat
8 years ago
Wanna make a honeymoon salad? No dressing and lettuce alone?
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ATACdawg
8 years ago
"Sup butch"???? juice, I didn't know you were that kind of guy, not that there's anything wrong with that..... ;-)
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Jascoi
8 years ago
"how about the real thing?"
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warhawks
8 years ago
"All those curves, and me with no brakes."
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warhawks
8 years ago
"Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to smash your pussy."
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maho
8 years ago
Lol on the Subway
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Jascoi
8 years ago
Warhawks for the win. and definitely crazy Joe for a very close second.
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ATACdawg
8 years ago
You know what would look good on you? Me!!!
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
"I see you like sausages - I can help you with that"
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Was your daddy a carpenter? I just got wood in my pants
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Was your daddy a farmer,? Because you grew some really nice mellons
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mufdvr
8 years ago
Can I toss your salad?
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georgmicrodong
8 years ago
"Hi. You'll never hear me brag about my giant dick."
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rogertex
8 years ago
funny shit !
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Talking about her shoes is a good way to start, if you like that sort of thing like I do, women in high heels.

SJG
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