She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.
I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.
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last commentHa ha!
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Was he armed ? If not you should have sat on the back patio and shared some Pappy Van Winkle with him , after all he shared his wife with you. *-)
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Here's something you should tell your girlfriends over the holidays:
"If you drink eggnog, then there's no excuse not to swallow!!!"
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LMFAO
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It's not a sport unless there is a chance of death. Well played, sir.
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Brown chicken brown cow
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rimshot
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That's a shitty mess
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This song goes out to Shailynn... Fitting, under the circumstances.
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Its tragic when you have to explain a joke to the audience. Its called a double entendre.
As in Hannibal Lechter: " I do wish we could chat longer.... but, I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
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Ace stuff!
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That one literally made me laugh out loud. The guy in the next stall asked what was so funny.
No, I'm not at McD's.
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So when is the next time you bang her, shailynn ?
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The techie way to handle this is to track the husband using "Find iPhone" on iClould.com. Then you're never caught by surprise. Also Android apps to accomplish the same thing.
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randommember. scary genius.
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