I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early

15 comments

• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Ha ha!
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Was he armed ? If not you should have sat on the back patio and shared some Pappy Van Winkle with him , after all he shared his wife with you. *-)
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Here's something you should tell your girlfriends over the holidays:
  
  "If you drink eggnog, then there's no excuse not to swallow!!!"
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  It's not a sport unless there is a chance of death. Well played, sir.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Brown chicken brown cow
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  *rimshot*
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  That's a shitty mess
• ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose

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  8 years ago

  This song goes out to Shailynn... Fitting, under the circumstances.
  
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg54zkr6IW…
• Electronman

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  8 years ago

  Its tragic when you have to explain a joke to the audience. Its called a double entendre.
  
  As in Hannibal Lechter: " I do wish we could chat longer.... but, I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Ace stuff!
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  That one literally made me laugh out loud. The guy in the next stall asked what was so funny.
  
  No, I'm not at McD's.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  So when is the next time you bang her, shailynn ?
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  The techie way to handle this is to track the husband using "Find iPhone" on iClould.com. Then you're never caught by surprise. Also Android apps to accomplish the same thing.
• Jascoi

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  8 years ago

  randommember. scary genius.