Q. What's the difference between a Christian stripper and a Muslim stripper? A. The Christian stripper gets stoned before she takes off her clothes. Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper? A: Youseen Memuff Q: Did you hear about the Muslim stripper who tried to blow up a police car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. Q: What do you tell a Muslim stripper with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing. Her husband already told her twice! Q. Why did the Muslim stripper leave her husband? A. Beats me. Q. What happened to the Muslim stripper who took off her veil? A. She got arrested for indecent exposure. Q. What will impress you more than a Christian stripper counting the whole way from 1 up to 10? A. A Muslim stripper counting from 10 down to 1.
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last commentQ. What's the difference between a Christian stripper and a Muslim stripper?
A. The Christian stripper gets stoned before she takes off her clothes.
Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?
A: Youseen Memuff
Q: Did you hear about the Muslim stripper who tried to blow up a police car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: What do you tell a Muslim stripper with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. Her husband already told her twice!
Q. Why did the Muslim stripper leave her husband?
A. Beats me.
Q. What happened to the Muslim stripper who took off her veil?
A. She got arrested for indecent exposure.
Q. What will impress you more than a Christian stripper counting the whole way from 1 up to 10?
A. A Muslim stripper counting from 10 down to 1.
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shadowcat should have decked him,
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@Shadowcat. You really need to stop posting those only in Floriduh and start posting only in Georguh
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That is old news. I was there.
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"Ricktheterrorist"
Brilliant!
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