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The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Better in the past

This club has seen better days. In the past things were great, but over the years the quality has gone down a bit. There is a rectangular shaped bar, and a platform in the middle for…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

One of the best strip clubs I've been to

I was in town for a conference, and didn't have much to do in the evenings. So naturally I headed to a strip club. After reading through a lot of the reviews I settled on…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

LA visit

My second stop for the day after a visit to CW. Got to LA around 4:30 and noted roughly 5 girls present. A couple just hanging at the bar and another 3…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Stepping it up !

I can honestly say that this club has had its ups and downs. There are new owners there now that are really making great improvements. Girls are friendly. Dances are cheap! When I arrived, the…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Club Rio - Indianapolis

Business had me in Indianapolis after being away for ten years. On a Tuesday night in Indy I decided to visit some of the local clubs there. The first club I visited was…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Just as advertised

I visited here last month in mid November. I haven't been to a ton of strip clubs but this is definitely one where the outfits garnered my attention. One of my favorites had to have…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

Hot Time at Sasnak

I visited Sasnak Wednesday, 12/14 at around 8:00 and stayed until about 10:00. There were about seven dancers working, including two who were there primarily as bartenders. One of those bartenders, Kimber, I…

Cicca Cicca Boom

Rome, Italy

Yes I fell for it

I went into the club and was taken to a seat. I bought a beer and was asked if I wanted to buy the lady "a drink". Little did I know that I…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Not a bad first trip

Outside doesn't do much but the inside is well done. Looks like a small vegas club. When you walk in on the right there are private seating areas with some couches that have…

A-Studio

Warsaw, Poland

Not that bad

I have actually used this place twice. The first time, they brought a lady to my hotel. I wasn't sure about letting them pick me up and taking me somewhere outside of the…

Casa Rosso

Amsterdam, Netherlands

A MUST Experience

So this is a live sex show. You are sitting in a movie theater type setting and different live acts come out. For example, I saw girl/boy and a girl masturbating to include…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

it's Grand Rapids

So it's Grand Rapids and not Detroit or Florida for that matter, but for conservative west michigan this is not a bad club. Don't come expecting anything extra because it doesn't happen in this club.…

Goldfingers

Prague, Czechia

Great Starting Point

The last few times I have stayed in Prague for work, I stayed on the square. There are only a couple of hotels and they are a bit more pricey but the company was…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Dreams visit may be my last for a while

So I was on that part of town, so I dropped by to see what was new. Not too much. Layout is warehouse style with four stages around the perimeter and one upstairs in vip…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Doesn't Disappoint

I went here on a Monday afternoon right around lunch time, having taken one of my many unused vacation days from work. Not surprisingly, there were only a handful of customers and about 6 or…

Diamond Gentlemen's Club

Kraków, Poland

Worth a Shot...I thought

I have travelled the globe and was in Krakow to tour the concentration camps at Auschwitz. Certainly a tour everyone should be required to take. As for the club, I was in town…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Go often, but for drinks mostly

Baby Dolls is a club that's central in Pinellas county so I end up going often. Its really 2 clubs with a small sports bar and 2 pool tables on one side, and a bikini…

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Dancer looking for underground spots in NYC

Hey, does anyone know of any spots in NYC that i can dance at a few nights? Im not ready to invest in a club so this is just something quick. I am an experienced dancer anything underground, after hours,…

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Ran NinaBambina Off the Board

I guess that dumb whore finally realized I was going to annihilate her every time she got out of line (which is very easy just bring up how crappy the school she attend is, her job as a whore and…

Club Volcano

Birmingham, Alabama

Family visit

About a month ago I went and visited some of my family in Birmingham and some of my cousins decided to take me to Volcano, It was one of the best strip clubs I have…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Bang for your buck

No cover. Get a lot of bang for your buck when you go in the morning but there is a dollar parade at night. Lap dance last for a full five minutes and the dancers…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Great vip milage

Stopped in on a Thursday night at around 8 pm with a buddy. Place was pretty dead, only 2 other groups of patrons and 1 dancer on stage. Turned out of my 5-6…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Good Value For Your Money

This was stop #2 of my strip club tour for today. Chicas was only a couple miles away from stop #1, so the two were combined. The first thing you notice at Chicas is that…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

visit

Was in the Southern California area so made it a point make a visit to this club. Was a bit disappointed in the selection of dancers on this night. Since it was a…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Mediocre

Centerfolds' is really two clubs - a North-facing topless club and a Southern nude one. The admission to get in to the former is $10, and I'm pretty sure you have to pay another…

Good Time Towne Tavern

Evans, Colorado

Take the drive to Denver

This is a small club in a smaller slow paced town. Nothing too exciting. More of a neighborhood bar with tits. Most of the people here seemed to be locals. This bar reminds me of…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Good Value For Your Money

First, you'll have an easier time finding the GABC if you've driven to it before. There are dead end streets, diagonal-running streets, an overhead 4-lane highway and railroad tracks to navigate. Plus its set back…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Straight to the point

So after hearing many things about paradise i decide to see how it is. After having a few drinks i stop by just to sober up a bit just to be safe. I sit down…

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How about a little help!

I've heard that this is the place to make the case for membership in the council of ricks. I've been told that many council members post here. That apparently includes rickdugan, the smartest and most kick-ass hairless ape on the…

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Houston--back after hiatus, but is it too late?

Mongers, I've been AWOL for about three years now, and have been in three clubs in the last two weeks. The only thing I can see is that prices for dances aren't outrageous anymore, but that seems to be the…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Wow

Me and a buddy went to this club on a Monday night so we were not expecting the greatest. You walk in and pay your cover which was 5$. They don't check you or pat…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

this place is one of a kind

Wow. First time visitor to Follies - I'm mostly a west coast guy, and I've never seen a place like this. Ferraris and Lambos out front, wall to wall women (mostly naked) and…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Take it or leave it

If you need a beer and a little something to look at this may be ok. If you're looking for an experience you'll never forget....move on down the road. The place is very attractive inside…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

CHANGING

This club goes through various phases in that dancers come and dancers go. Right now, a number of experienced dancers have left to pursue other interests, only to be replaced by a number of very…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Saturday night surprise

Visited on a Saturday night, no major events going on and was charged 15 cover. First time here, and first time back on the scene in at least two years, could be more, so…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Found myself in OKC

Although I am only a couple hours from OKC, I am not there very often. It is about the same distance to Dallas and business also takes me to Big D as well. As I…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Nice Club

First time visiting Vixens. It's tucked away on a side street, but if you know the area it's not hard to find. Club is big with lots of space to move around.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Unfullfilled

I went to BML on a friday afternoon after work, looking for good company. There were about five dancers that day. I was the only 2 guys were there. I sat to check…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Not bad, always enjoyable

Went to XTC this past weekend and I had a decent time, I usually bring around $300 because I try to limit myself on how much I'm spending, on weekends they have really good looking…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

It looked spartan compared to my last visit.

As i pulled up into the parking lot, my friends quickly noticed how bare the parking lot looked. there were very few cars parked, so we instantly believed their would be very few girls dancing.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Nice place for a beer

I came by one afternoon for a beer and had a great time! I met Satin. I saw her dance and enjoyed her long legs and curvy body. Anyway I had…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Getting Better

The good news about the GGC is that it is getting better in terms of dancer quality the past few months. Mainly of the daytime staples are still there including the beautiful Hailey who…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Hit or Miss

Was here on a Sunday night. A lot of new faces (at least to me) so I probably seemed like a first-timer to the dancers. Consequently I didn't have any luck getting the ones I…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

95% back

This was my first trip to the HL since The Incident - I waited till reviews seemed to indicate that things had returned more or less to normal. At this point, I'd say it's…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Always retro fun

Visiting Tampa and Mons and 2001 are always on my visit list. I stayed at a hotel across the street so drinking and walking home are a safe bet. Mons is fun for…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Good time

Walked in this club after work. Its a nice discreet club. that dances are 10$ a song plus a 20$ cover charge. Now if your like me you like black women plus also they serve…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pretty good for Pittsburgh

This is my favorite in Pittsburgh. It is relatively clean, and the girls are decent looking. Lap dances are $25, but touching is allowed (bang for your buck). The champagne rooms are on the pricey…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

First time stop

I travel through the St Louis area from time-to-time for business. Had never stopped in a strip joint in this part of Washington Park before, so thought I'd finally give it a try.…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

First Time! Will be back

I happen to be driving down Beach Blvd in the afternoon when I saw TJ's. Flamingo's used to be my go to club in Orange County but in my opinion has gone significantly over the…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Not what it used to be

The club ( Day shift ) has gone down hill. It didn't cost anything to get in. Nice bar and $5.00 cold beer. Only two girls. One was Marilyn…

Club 54

Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Be careful at this club.

Please Gentlemen, be very careful, This is the third time I have had to post a warning concerning the use of firearms Broward County Strip clubs. This time the shooting was at Club 54, 3135…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not what it once was

If you look at my past reviews you will see that over the years I have been here a lot. Lately though the place has been quite disappointing. Yesterday we may have reached a new…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Beat The Snow

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too,…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Friday night Sparkys

Went to Sparkys on Friday about 1830. I came in with the intent to take everyone on a test run and weed out the slackers. No change to atmosphere, still the same watering hole. The…

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Just in case you boys dont know how to correctly eat a strippers pussy

https://youtu.be/e0fxIIV9i2o Video teaches it all

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Shooting outside Austin strip club

Well before 2am... http://kxan.com/2016/12/18/man-shot-in-critical-condition-at-yellow-rose-nightclub/ --woodstock

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Is it always about......

xtras? My number one club is a noted extras club. The fact is low priced, has hot dancers and great privacy notwithstanding, it is where you go to get extras from above average extras dancers. My second…

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Best Way to Prevent a Dancer from Sticking to you

We've all been there: Get a nice spot by the bar, order a drink and then notice at the corner of your eye a 5 or below make a beeline for the seat next to you. You try and not…

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Homeless People / Beggers

I travel everywhere and man I don't know what's been happening lately but I am constaly getting harassed by homeless people or people looking for handouts lately. In small towns too, but just big cities. Probably quadruple what…

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OT: Uber driver stabs customer

It happened in a tony suburb of Detroit over the weekend. A man and his wife called for an Uber ride. When the driver shows up, the custie raps on the window to signal that they are ready to…

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Going to Daas for a day-which club to visit?

Need some advice. I'll be visiting Dallas for business and am there for one night. I'm from Detroit, MI so obviously my standards for "high-mileage" is probably dfferenet than most, so my guess I shouldn't be going in looking for…

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Have you ever brought up a TUSCL trope IRL?

I'm not proud of this since it sort of spoiled the moment on an actual unpaid date. However, I was sucking on the girls breast in a manner she considered too avid. When asked I said without thinking that I…

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

Now 15, 2016 Tuesday

I got there about 2:00 PM. There was no cover charge at that time. Tammy meets me at the door. We went to the back couch; they brought me two Coors light in some…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I get back to BSC every...

I get back to BSC every couple of years. Things seem pretty much the same to me: the day shift girls are usually busy with their army of regulars so it's dead until the 8pm…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Pornstar

This past weekend there was a Pornstar featured dancer. It was also my friends birthday so hell fucking yeah. We get there. $20 cover charge $8 mandatory drink. This place was BYOB. So me and…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

I like this place.

Alright, so this place wasn't one I was expecting much at. Got there about 6pm and the place looks like a mini-mall for perverts. Obviously, I immediately felt at home, but low expectations remained. Mandatory…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good dancers in Seattle area

A couple of friends went to Pandora's on a Friday night; we were there from 9 pm to 12.30am. The last time I have been there was August 2014. There is a $10 entry fee.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Last review

Well this year is just about over and this will be my last review for the year. Follies has been my favorite club for about the last 5 years but I only go during the…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Had a great time at Sands

Went to Sands before my Cowboys played and had to see this sexy Asian named Valerie. I had little time. I asked the bartender to go and get her. When she came over, she recognized…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best of Pompano

Went to Cheetah for the first time in a while after going to Diamond Dolls and I found the girls there more classy than the girls at DD. the club had tons of stages going…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Ok time at Hot bodies

This club is very hit or miss as far as dancers go, there were only 5 dancers who were among 6s and barely 7s. As far as the club itself, drinks are expensive, it is…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pricey but incredibly fun

When you arrive at the Spearmint Rhino it seems just like any other Vegas strip club -- relatively barren exterior, perhaps even less immediately inviting than most. But once you're inside, and have made…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

VIP Thursday

Showed up after work at shift change. Had to pay 15 buck cover as no passes accepted on VIP Thursday. About 20 dancers with a mix of day and night shift. The deal on Thursday…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Arrive early

So I stopped by Henry's a few weeks back, just making it to review time, i know. Anyways, arrive early if you are going to go on a monday. The place was packed as the…

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CHICKEN STRIPPER Star of hit BBC documentary packs in KFC job to sell £10 toples

"She said: “I’ve made more money than I’d ever get peddling fast food." Thank God for the minimum wage fast food jobs that make young girls go into porn and stripping. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2428480/star-of-hit-bbc-documentary-packs-in-kfc-job-to-sell-10-topless-snaps/

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Olympic Gardens

I never visited Olympic Gardens and I guess I never will: "Olympic Gardens The notorious Las Vegas strip club — known to locals as “OG gentlemen’s club” — put down its pasties for good in October. Despite being perennially popular, the club…

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OT: Uber does not allow it's drivers to csrry firearms

Aventura, FL (upscale neighborhood in north Miami) A minivan cuts off an Uber driver and minivan driver gets out w/ two guns in hand in an attempt to rob the Uber driver whom had just picked up a rider - Uber…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

Friday afternoon/evening

I have dropped in on this club occasionally for a couple of years since I used to live near Hobby airport. The place doesn't ever change much. The club is laid out…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

slow nights

This is good club to drink beer at bar abs sitbacj and relax. No girls were on duty this Wednesday evening when I walked in. bartender is great. Probably best one around town who knows…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Not bad for a monday night

I went to scarletts on a monday night around 1 am. As it was my first time there i did not know what to expect but you always hear that it is one of…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Worst Strip Club Experience Ever

I went in here with a buddy around 12:30-1 am. We had to pay $20 as cover (cash only, no credit cards). There is an ATM there which charges you a fee for withdrawal. We…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Another disappointment

I used to try to get to this club once a month or so as it is only about 10 minutes from my house. It was always a familiar atmosphere and most of the…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Super Tuesday

First visit here was on a Super Tuesday. Nice cover for 5 bucks but once in side it was just average. All the girls were tied up with other patrons and after sitting…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

As usual and expected

I stopped by again recently after a few months away...The place is the same, go into private booth and get to see the girls for a minute or so then go to desk to select…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

It's been awhile

I stopped by Candy Store around 8:30 on Wednesday evening while waiting to meet a friend. I hadn't been in a couple of years so I wanted to see how it changed. Cover was still…

Annie's Saloon

Astoria, Oregon

Friendly place for locals and visitors

I haven't been here in a couple years and the ownership changed during that time. It went from good to a little better. It's not a fancy, private club. It's a bar where workers stop…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Best Club in the area

I've been a frequent visitor in the past but not recently until this visit. Still great mileage especially in Champagne room but also in LD area. Prices are up a little. LD still…

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The Reluctant Dancer

My thought is that if a dancer ain't out there trying to hustle, even if you want a dance w/her, if you are the one pressing the issue, it probably wont be a good dance. However, at a club i…

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Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Longing for the good old days

There was a time you walked into this place and were greeted by familiar, friendly faces, sometimes a hug from a dancer or two. Lately... not so much. Mgmt was always interested in collecting their…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Another good visit

I stopped by The Club again before a recent sporting event. At this point in my frequency, some of the girls remember me so that somewhat skews my review of them. Some of…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Friday night after Christmas party

Stopped into mind after a Christmas party, late Friday night, tons of hot young college girls. Dances are negotiable and high Milage but out in the open. If you don't mind this you won't find…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Not much fun for the first visit

This is one club that I had tried to avoid at all cost, as it's your typical high price club that tries to project a high class joint. I decided to try it out…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Never doing this again!!!

I was in the Warren area for a meeting and decided I will go to one of the clubs in the area. Decided on Player's first, drove by and saw they were working on…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Sat night

Made me first visit in months last Sat and while some things were better others were worse. Arrived a little before 8pm and this time the door girl didn't try to charge me unlike the…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Not Impressed

Maybe it was just a bad night, but I was disappointed by this club. I happened to be in the neighborhood and had seen it from a car a couple of times, so I rolled…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

worse than expected

went in on a Tuesday 3 weeks ago, will not explain layout as it has already been explained will just provide this visit, was Tuesday about 11 pm clear night figured never visited so late and…

Gator Island Sports Bar

Harvey, Louisiana

Much Needed Upgrades

So haven't been here since the name change when it was Joey's, back then the place was not that great. Woman were not pretty at all, maybe only one or two and the inside of…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Back in town

I was back in LA for work, and had a bit of down time, so I decided to visit this club again. I had a free pass from my last visit so I only…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Pretty good trip

I went with my boyfriend for halloween and it was probably our fourth time going. It was kinda early since we came around 6 but judging by my last experiences it seems like the girls…

Pussycats NE

Portland, Oregon

Variable experience, but still worth a try

I've been to several of the pussycats locations and at several different times. The dancers really do vary a bit in hotness, willingness to do things for you, and friendliness. I've gotten dancers who are…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Sweet Mother of Plaigarism this place is Awesome

Holy shit, this place will kill you. Gentlemen's club are all around downtown Tijuana, Hong Kong is the most famous one for several reasons: The place looks very fancy, it has a couple of floors, and…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

First time

This was my first time to the new location, excluding the 2 minute stop about 3 weeks ago. Self parked and walked straight in to see a very pretty brunette on stage, by the time…

Chelsey

Madrid, Spain

Small, Nicely Decorated Club with Good Looking Dancers

Entrance Fee was 15 euros (as I recall, the entrance fee includes one drink). You enter and go downstairs. Its a fairly small club, but nicely decorated. And much better than two others…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Hot girls, and no nonsense

I got there late a few Fridays ago. There were about 18 or so ladies dancing in rotation, and they ranged from solid 7s to nearly 10s. Very hot and friendly. I personnally prefer to…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Wasted time

Not quite sure what to make of my latest venture to Tattletale. I got there around 4:00 to see nobody on stage and only 2 dancers in the club, both sitting with customers. I sat…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Cool!

I've been going to this club for a while. The combination of cheap PBR and the friendliest dancers makes this a great place to chill. Literally. After posting 2 pretty favorable reviews. I…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Thursday early afternoon

stopped by about 12:30. One dancer sitting at the bar all wrapped up as the place was pretty cold. She was too. By 1:00 there were maybe 3 or 4 more.…

Vivid

New York, New York

Abundance

I went here on a Friday night, about 6:00, not expecting much. When I went in, there were about 20 mostly stunning dancers, all clustered around the bar. I could only see two…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Lightning

The old saying says "that lightning doesn't strike the same place twice" and from my experience this goes for Bobby's too. Stopped by on a Monday night and there were plenty of girls working…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

I Stayed Here Once

I enjoyed staying in the hotel as the women were close. However, if you want to go to the central area, its a good size walk. Also - its not really a strip…

Odyssey, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

ODD

I stopped in about 4pm. A real pretty but fat bottom girl was giving a old man a nice table dance. 2 black girls came by but I was not interested. At least they…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Dancers have to wear full bottom now

So I decided to visit Tiffany's on Saturday night expecting to see more dancers than the typical $5 dances on Tuesday. I paid $10 for the cover and order 1 beer. Needless to say, I…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

You know it's good when you spend double what you had planned.

Initially the club is a Little hard to find. It is tucked back in an industrial/business neighborhood with only a small sign at the entrance of its parking lot. Once inside it's your typical…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Wednesday visit

I arrived about 3P. There were about a dozen or so cars in the parking lot. I walked in and got a drink at the bar. I later noticed that the bartender also did some…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

New Young Blondes with Attitude

Visited during shift change. Day time was slow. Same dancer as always. Not much value. Standard block handshake. Nothing special until evening shift showed up. at least three or four new young blondes. two skinny,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Afternoon at the Horse

I was in SF so I dropped into the club late afternoon. It was quiet, as expected, which doesn't make the dingy theater with runway seem very appealing. Short lineup of dancers that…

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when they put on weight part duh

OK, I am, as I type, staring at a girl that I used to eagerly take OTC. She has been hanging with me for an hour, giving me clear signs that she would like to go out again, but there…

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Chris Rock Describes PL's to a T

The whole skit is funny, but it gets really good at 3:00 and he starts describing PL's at 3:30. An oldie but goodie. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/9mnWErHhPNc

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Hollywood Legens Zsa Zsa Gabor dies as 99

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/zsa-zsa-gabor-dead-dies-1201945003/ Remember when she slapped the cop?

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Crazyjoe went to the lake

https://youtu.be/3yOlvL37680

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Santa Helpers

I went to Twin Peaks today. They are having their Santa Helpers week starting today until Xmas! I felt like a kid in a candy store! There was one 10 in a fucking bomb santa outfit and several more 8-9's.…

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Naughty Santa outfits

Yes or no

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I found the legendary white polyester suit!!!

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AauM/national-car-rental-suits-me-featuring-patrick-warburton?autoplay=1

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One way contact always bad.

After a few visits in a one way contact club (topless only) I have noticed some benefits over a two way contact club (nude and extras). I've noticed that some of the dancers put a lot more effort into their…

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Strippers bragging about their skiills

A few years ago one tried to impress me with her oral skills. She said that the house mom told her that she must really be good since her BF was the brother of one of the club managers. She…

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15 min VIP and mutual Meditation

I'm really considering doing this with a stripper...just need to find one that's in to meditation like I am then we could do a 15 min session in a pose. Maybe have have us face each other connected in the…

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Kelly Anne: Yes or No?

Just saw Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, on another TV interview. She will turn 50 on, of all days, Inauguration Day next month. I can't help but think she would be a great fuck. While far too old for JS69,…

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Fasting, Meditation and Making Love to Strippers

I often get repeat business because most strippers usually get fucked even from their boy friend's. I often fast and meditate to reach a higher level of concussnuss Then when I'm with a femeal she feels my Ora and will often melt…

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Austin 2 AMer.

AUSTIN, Texas — Police are responding to a report of a shooting in North Austin. According to police, a call was received at 11:29 p.m. Saturday night for a shooting at The Yellow Rose, located at 6528 N Lamar. Austin-Travis County EMS…

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TJ Jan 27-29

Taking the stroll across the border into Tijuana Jan 27-29. Anyone else heading down and want to hang out?

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A dancer asked me if I heard that big ears equals big ....

I never heard that one before. Have you? She might be right too. http://ericajohnson1011.blogspot.com Apparently the only theory the scientists studying this came up with was that larger extremities helped guys cool off. That's almost as funny as the line. I was…

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Almost got enough money to fuck a escort for 30 days in a row

A Lil experiment I've been dying to see what happens between me and a escort after 30 solid days of fucking What do you guys think will happen ? Once I accomplished this bucket list goal I will post my findings

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Am i Turning into Ricky Boy ?

The more I focus on have strong game the more I notice I'm looking like Rick ?

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Nats, Not Tats

Which Las Vegas strip club has: The most girls with natural tits; and The fewest girls with tattoos? I prefer The Lord's handiwork.

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Trying to use normal dating sites as a sugar daddy site

I'm getting into a project of attempting to use normal free dating sites to help me find a sugar baby situation. Has anyone tried or are currently doing this ? If so tips, advice would be swell

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Crazy Joe approved.

Was this Juice before he went on his diet? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKE_SncYqfU

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SF Club for Big Titties?

Suggestions? Different clubs have different styles and I'm in the mood for a place where the girls are stacked up top. Spinners need not apply tonight. Wracking my brain trying to think of the best place in…

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Christmas is nigh

Hey everyone, strife aside. I want to wish one and all a very, very, Merry Christmas. Season's greetings and Happy Hanukkah. Let's pull together and make our world great again.

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‘Thanks for saving my life’: Dennis Rodman’s heartfelt tribute to Craig Sager

"At the height of his struggle, Rodman disappeared and was considering killing himself when Sager tracked him down on the second floor of a Detroit strip club. “The Landing Strip,” Sager told Sports Illustrated’s Lee Jenkins earlier this year. Rodman, Sager…

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Shaking my head: Part Deux

There is this stripper I'll call Blondie with nice big tits and slim waist. She is my type, and I've fucked her ITC and OTC. Blondie is the girlfriend of Jimmy, one of the club's managers.…

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How to Fuck Strippers for Free!

http://www.eseduce.com/strip-club-game-10-tips-for-picking-up-strippers/

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Run Your Own Club!

http://www.silvergames.com/gentlemens-club-manager

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I would have fucked Kara

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I called larryfishsticks

Then I farted in the phone...then I hung ul

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The $tiffmeister is here

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We can just tell your mother we ate it

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And this one time at band camp...

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Note taking of stripers and clubs

In poker I learned it was good to take notes on people to help learn their game so I could figure out how to best exploit them for money So it got me wondering why haven't I been note taking on…

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I am putting the profane, the LIARS, the vicious, the crazy, and the TOTALLY & C

You are no longer going to ruin this board for everybody. LMFAO!!!

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Crazyjoe plays with his balls

https://youtu.be/c5P-c7rc4bA

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Larryfishsticks on the escalating

https://youtu.be/Kq65aAYCHOw

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Crooked car salesmEn

When someone on a test drive is next to the road in a used car with the hood up, and the crooked car lots name and logo is all over the car.....laugh your fucking ass off

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Former Shooters Alley, Doravile,GA And something most people love Bad Lawyer

The old Shooters Alley is now up for lease. Anyone want to open a club in a town that has a growing dislike for nude women and alcohol? Remember the cases against some people downloading porn in bittorrent?…

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One inch of rain=hundreds of freeway accidents

This is So.Cal

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Sandy Springs Cops make 3 busts

This is the club that I earned PL of the year at http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/more-than-charged-sandy-springs-strip-club-raids/6NRXvRdigyINrNXjKQv2kJ/

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Why your pet stares at you when they shit

http://www.roasted.com/article/30999164/why-your-dog-stares-at-you-when-he-poops-plus-7-other-odd-pet-behaviors-explained?param4=roa-tb-us-mo-lifestyle&param1=nydailynews-nydailynews

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I think some people who post on TUSCL don't understand what being "gay" is about

A public service announcement for clarity, being gay means that you are attracted to people with the same sex as you. For example, the comment that felching is "some gay shit": https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46907#comment586476 Is inaccurate. If you are male and felch another male…

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New Ford Raptor 0-60 in 5.3 Seconds

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1107813_2017-ford-f-150-raptor-hits-dyno-does-0-60-in-5-3-seconds That's pretty impressive for a V-6, cranking out 450HP.

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Smell from stripper

I was taking dances from a stripper. While dancing she removed her top and I smelt something strange which is bad..it doesn't smell downstairs. Whenever she brings her chest to my face it smells. I could not figure does it…

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Shaking my head

My ATF Jenna does not own a car, and so when she comes to my place I usually pick her up. But yesterday she told me she had a ride. She arrived a little after noon, and I…

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My System for Calling RickyDugan a Fag

Step 1) Log onto TUSCL Step 2) Post a new topic saying something like "RickDugan is Gay!" Step 3) Laugh your fuckin ass off! Only a brilliant RICH STUD such as myself could have figured that one out!

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Not So Silent Night.

POLK COUNTY, Fla. - More than 100 people have been arrested in Polk County following a six-day investigation into prostitution and human trafficking. A Central Florida school employee, a corrections officer and a 40-year-old man who had a pregnant wife at…

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Larry fishergirl how much u pimping out your mother for ? $20 ?

I'm buying

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What turns you on more the physical or the mental stimulation ?

What turns you on more the physical or the mental stimulation ?

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Entering the world of a stripper

On a recent thread I mentioned this stripper that wanted commitment from me, she didn't want to share me with anyone. I thought it was SS, or I thought she was talking about my commitment as a customer of hers. Well…

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san_jose_lloyd walks into a underground mexican bar...

Lloyd Schoene walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a Shirley Temple and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced…

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OT: Messed with the wrong guy

Former WWE wrestler body-slams gas-station robber: http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downtime/former-wwe-star-body-slams-would-be-robber-at-gas-station/vi-AAlBSAa

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SJGay holds a lecture on why he stopped watching porn

https://youtu.be/gRJ_QfP2mhU

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OT: Craig Sager passes away at age 65

Colorful NBA sideline reporter Craig Sager passed away today at the age of 65 - he had been in treatment for leukemia and missed part of the 2015 season but had made it back to the sidelines - I thought/was-hoping…

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Ever tell a stripper her pussy stunk?

I was at what would be considered a small dive club yesterday. I've been there often and with the girl in question before. Her pussy smelled the other times also. This is an extras club. At the bar I touch her…

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2001 + Patriot Act = 1984 in 2016?

Hmmm...!?

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Found Money Is The Best

I've been banking with Chase for years and most of what I do is on line and wire transfers. I was just checking my statement to make sure I got paid and I noticed there's a thing on my statement…

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Just curious !

Have ever met a stripper and thought she way way hot, hung out for a bit even gotten some dances, a few days or a week later gone to see the same girl and been disappointed by her looks?

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Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tybuq/did_you_ever_think_you_were_going_to_die_from_a/

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Yesterday I ate a caterpillar

Today I pooped a butterfly

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A Tale of how a older dancer stole my cash from a younger stripper

Was at a Lil dive bar last night. The kind of place were they were the floor is dirty and the girls are much older but very experienced. Dances costed $5 and mileage was insane. Surprisingly no ITC sex as…

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Well, of course he did!

Must be a TUSCL member. Maybe London Guy? Although no mention of FFK clubs in Germany... http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine

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Has JohnSmith69 already posted about this teacher?

http://caseyanthony.com/bad-teachers/trudy-hill-scored-well-on-rate-my-teacher-hint-it-may-have-been-the-blow-jobs/ Ace! ;)

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One Dead In Portland Strip Club Stabbing

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) – A 23-year-old woman was arrested in the deadly stabbing of another woman at a Portland strip club. Portland police Sgt. Pete Simpson said Rinita Linelle Lowe was booked Thursday into the Multnomah County…

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Good Story About Shipwreck Gold

http://www.thebuzz.today/viral/a-treasure-hunter-found-3-tons-of-sunken-gold-and-cant-leave-jail-until-he-says-where-it-is/ I'm betting Papi knows where the gold is.

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More unclothed hotness from L Shima

This voluptuous vixen is a delightful mix of black, white, and Japanese. Here are some recent pics: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/l-shima-funbags-of-a-goddess (9 photos) and here are her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Born: July 22, 1992 (age 23) Austin, Texas Ethnicity: Asian (Note: among other…

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This just in. Strip clubs raided in Sandy Springs ,GA

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/north-fulton-county/officers-raid-sandy-springs-strip-clubs-30-charged/476060940 I hate their click bait layout.

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What would you guesstimate ...

Is the % of women whom enjoy giving head? To me they coarsely fall into 3 categories 1) no way in hell do they suck dick 2) suck it to please you but are not really into it (at least most of the…

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What percentage of TUSCL men are fat fucks.

I wouldn't be surpised it it's over 80%.

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Among other things, Juice has developed The Ultimate Chackin Pizza.....

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/09/10/2E2675DE00000578-3306019-This_pizza_features_a_whole_roast_chicken_lay_on_top_of_what_loo-m-1_1447065794851.jpg

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Sinclair the ROB Part 2

I was at a strip club a while back and consuming too much of my beverage of choice, Sincweiser, as usual. Naturally, I had to go to the washroom frequently at this upscale club to drain the tank. There was…

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OT: Actor Alan Thicke passes at age 69

Most noticeably known as the dad in the 80s TV sitcom "Growing Pains" - he also wrote the songs for the TV sitcoms "Different Strokes" (and also sang it) and "The Facts of Life"; and also the theme song for…

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We definitely need more McD's

https://youtu.be/PP9l4LP0WPI These girls could have used one... seriously

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Harry James for one song only??

When you guys talk about singing Harry James,is it only for one song or until it erupts??

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Crackin a rat

Did you ever so this?

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She wants commitment

I was talking to this regular stripper of mine, and she asked me if I could be committed enough to have a girlfriend now. I said when the time's right, but not now. I then asked her when is she…

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Felching

TOP DEFINITION Felch (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex,…

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Was Juice recently in Detroit?

Like... YEAH!! https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=291027

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Condoms/sensitivity

I think wearing boxers may have a desensitizing effect, and condoms completely insulate any topical sensitivity. Taking a half hour or more to finally nut tends to piss her off if she's worn out, passed out, or delirious from…

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What Will 2017 Be Like?

I know the news sensationalizes a lot of crap and they splash a lot of headlines you have to take the majority of them with a grain of salt. But what will 2017 bring? You can already tell there's going…

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RickDugan Insists He Isn't Gay

But his many boyfriends say otherwise. LOL!

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Brilliant video footage of a TUSCL poster!

And that regular poster's name is Rick! http://youtu.be/B9dKtPa_k7g

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5 Tips You MUST Know To Visit A Strip Club Like A Badass Boss Lady

I'm all for women visiting strip clubs, but most women don't seem to get it. http://www.yourtango.com/2016298242/girlfriends-guide-to-strip-club-etiquette

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OT: $30K engineering challenge (but crazyjoe has an unfair advantage)

NASA wants to find better ways to deal with shit in space! www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-11-30/nasa-offers-30k-to-anyone-who-figures-out-how-to-properly-dispose-of-space-poop Does crazyjoe have a brilliant solution? Maybe a space McD's!