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Shailynn and Juice went to a restaurant.....

By the end of the meal, Shailynn exclaimed "This place sucks! The food is horrible" "I agree" says Juice......"and such small portions" BADUM TSSSSSS

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Good time!!!

I've read the other reviews and decided to take the drive there. It's about thirty minutes from my house but worth the trip! As soon as you walk in the available girls are on you like…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Enjoy

After about a 15-20 year hiatus from my last visit here, I was finally able to return without being on a budget. The layout is similar to what it was in the past except…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

In my vegas rotation.

Sapphire is still in my Vegas rotation because it is once of the cleanest and biggest clubs in the area. Even though it is the biggest it still gets very crowded. I would…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

JB club

I entered the club around 8, it was quiet but soon started to pick up. Slowly the dancers started to enter. There were about 8 to 10 dancers. When the dance started I was asked…

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Guadalajara

Looks like I'll be passing through Guadalajara in a few weeks. Reviews on the clubs there are pretty scarce. And at least one is a fake: biggeoff99's review of The Men's Club (https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1017) is copied from http://www.lapdancecity.com/nevada/las-vegas/deja-vu-showgirls-las-vegas.html . I'd report…

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2017 GOALS

Do better in Algebra Beat Super Mario Brothers Turn in my library books on time Quit getting caught masturbating during lunch at school Eat more veggies Remember to wear my retainer at night Ask the cheerleader in English class out…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Meh

I use to really like this place as a club to go to at night to kind of relax and get some dances. I had been lucky enough to get extras here in the VIP…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Afternoon swingby

Came to FD's a few weeks ago on a weekend afternoon. Not many girls on shift, but the quality was above average for what you would expect at that time of day. Sat near the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Holiday Fun at Follies

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon two days before Christmas. Club layout has been covered so nothing to add to that. As always when you have a club this good it can get crowded and…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Thursday night

Dropped in on a Thursday night, place was fairly empty, almost walked right back out of the place as it seemed dead, but decided to stay. Not the best selection of dancers to choose from,…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Quiet afternoon but a good time.

I just checked my date of visit and realize this review is a few months old; I haven't been very active on the club scene of late. I went to The Doll House late…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

end of year review

I actually stopped in here twice recently, once on a Thursday afternoon, once a Friday, after skipping the place since this spring. The physical setup hasn't changed much if any, although a few things have…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Last 2016 nut

Came here last Friday get my last nut of the year to a big booty Latina .. as usual the place is little pack .i get a beer $5. went In that big tan Dominican…

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Mayweather opening las vegas strip club

The famous rich boxer is opening his own strip club in vegas. http://www.sportingnews.com/au/other-sports/news/floyd-mayweather-set-to-open-strip-club-in-las-vegas-girl-collection-boxing-mcgregor/15cvc5j5zml2c1vcthn4te8y5m

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

2016 club tour wrap up - Clancy's is just average

Daytime visit as part of a marathon month in Oct.Nov 2016. Stopped in just after 2 pm on a Tuesday in late November. There were 4 latina dancers ranging from from mildly to better…

Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

Fits Like an Old Shoe

Club 2k fits my ass like the drivers seat in my old jeep. I was in town for the holidays and stopped in Friday night. Cover charge was $5 and JB on the rocks was…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

good (not) bang for your buck

I think I am funny, but the Den is always a good back for buck option. They offer half hour private dances for $110 which is great. I danced with Oryanna the last…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

not so much for day time

was passing through on business on a friday lunch time early afternoon. club was nice. they do scan your license if you are against that. bar tender friendly and cute. only…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Coat check

Don't know why i have to pay $4 to valet and check my coat as well. Dumb ass bouncer says its a strict dress code. Yet dudes with hats on backwards and droopy…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Found a great Dancer

As has been said before, this is a jackshack, you meet a hostess at the door, she takes you to a room and a girl comes in and introduces herself. Ask to see all…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Well worth the money if you find the right girl

OK so first off there is a business model to this club: if you pay for a table you get first look at the girls they prioritize you and go there first instead of…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Two fair value visits

I had two separate visits to the Palomino back in November; a Sunday then a Thursday. I drive myself and park beyond the valet area. No cover charged either time (Sun 9pm, Thu 8:30pm). The Sunday…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Best Value

The trip to Tolland is worth the time if you are looking to literally get the most bang for the buck. Walking in during the afternoon will cost you five dollars. A gentleman will…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

White girls at night

Well Normally I am not inspired to report on anything too far out of my comfort zone, but I accidentally got outside of that zone from within this meca called Follies. I was busy during…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Great Place to unwind

Went there thursday night with a few buddies for some drinks and appetizers. We were greeted with open arms because we knew most of the staff, cover was $10 you had to pay it,…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

fun isnt cheap

I keep coming back to the penthouse. Yes it isn't a cheap place but it's worth spending a little extra for the atmosphere and the attractive dancers. Get a group to go and get a…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

A room with a view

I was excited to try Excape because it was located adjacent to a small motel, which meant that I could really get my drink on without having to worry about driving home afterwards. And…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice Place

It's been a while since I've been to the Cheetah. I stopped in on Saturday Afternoon because I remembered that they have a Saturday brunch menu. This place is a 4 star restaurant, so the…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Torontos best

Got in here around 8pm on New Year's Eve Eve by myself and stayed until 11. There was probably 15 girls on shift by the time I got there. Drinks are $10.25 and the waitress…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just OK - Pick Another Club

So my buddy bailed on me and wanted to try something new (usually go to SR or Sapphires). So took an uber up to this club (it is south by the airport), not near…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Hot Ladies - Limited Mileage

Stopped by after attempting to visit Mile High(they were just opening at 7pm). Must have been 12 girls many very nice. Took 10 minutes standing at the bar to get a bartender's attention. Finally got a drink…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Flashy

I've been a couple of times now, and my initial reaction is still valid. It's a glitzy palace, but really comes off as a business more than an experience. It's all very calculated to seem…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Headache Atmosphere

Arrived around 11 on a Thursday night. Cover charge was $20 not the $10 listed. Drink was included but cost wasn't worth it with only 6 dancers in the club. Dancers mainly…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pleasant time at controversy

Been going to controversy for a while now. Cheap cover(10$), cheap drinks(bud light is 2.25$) and decent dancers. There are the regular dancers who are usually a 6/10 and at times, there are a few…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Wow

Went one Saturday night awhile back, so this is a delayed review. $20- to get in, when I first walked in, I was very surprised on the amount of girls working. It was…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Dying out

I've been popping in here quite a bit over the last few months. Each time is deader than the last. Rarely stay long enough to order a drink. Same day time bartender…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Definitely worth a visit if you're in NOLA

This is pretty much everything I want a SC to be: Atmosphere is plush and comfortable; reasonably priced; cute, friendly girls who are open to OTC (more on that later) without being pushy; staff is…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

LA Grand

Most of my points are similar to those from other reviewers. First, parking is getting tougher in the neighborhood with the increased development. Second, the quality of hostesses seems to be falling.…

Bar Le 1420

Granby, Quebec

I decided to stop at this...

I decided to stop at this new Strip Club. It used to be a regular bar attached to a cheap motel. So i stoped at around 5 o'clock : 4 strippers on duty, 2 white…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went to Flashdancers for the first...

Went to Flashdancers for the first time, with a friend. It's downstairs in a basement, but decor is not bad. It's decently sized. Has a bar with small tables and chairs arranged between the bar…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Providence's Newest

This is a recently new club that opened with a lot of fan fare, but seems to have lost it's allure. On average they probably have the best looking dancers in Providence. I have had…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Better than expected

My wife and I made the mistake of taking a cab and got hit with a huge cover charge. "We have to pay the driver so we have to charge you!" Not sure…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Playhouse hit or miss

I was in Miami to watch the Dolphins play the Patriots and remembered one of the girls from the Pompano clubs had switched to Playhouse so I decided to take a trip after the game…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Lapdances

The outside of the clu looks ok, but what I like is that a bouncer is always outside looking after the cars. So I feel safe. Cover charge was reasonable, but what I hate is…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Afternoon time tryout

Since I had never been by Vic's in the afternoon, I figured I'd try it out. As most patrons know, Vic's is open all afternoon and then closes at 7 or 8pm. It's usually my…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

It's been a while.

Well it's been a year or so since I stopped by the Cabaret Club so I thought I would hook up the sleigh and see if Rudolph could remember the way. Fortunately he did .…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Up Arrow

Every time I've been here in the past 2 months, it has gotten busier and busier. This place used to be dead in the afternoon/early evening. The management really needs to try and get more…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Mixed bag, but always good times to be had at Pandora's

Visited the club on a couple of weekdays around the holidays and met a number of Pandora's dancers with varying degrees of success: Carrington: I've gotten dances from her before so I know she can be…

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Starting New In 2017

Here's a text I sent to my OTC friend : "Sorry cuz i know you need it but I just dropped a $900 getting new tires so can't afford to meet this week or anytime soon. And I blew through my…

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Little head wins

In the battle of big head vs. little head, chalk this one up for little head. I don't think big head minds losing this battle though. Not yet anyway. It was a pretty evenly matched fight this time around, but…

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TUSCL mentioned in SW thread

The SW thread OP was about undercover cops in SCs - one dancer posted: "... This maybe a dumb question, but I am older so less rose colored glasses, and I have a day job I can't screw up. How do…

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Gym vs dating sites (Getting it the traditional way)

Well, My long time membership at a dating site appears to be deleted. but I know because of recent hacks that they don't really delete the data. I don't know why the profile is gone and I…

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The System Special One timr event

http://asheville.craigslist.org/cls/5942269475.html

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[OT] Market DOOM Ahead !? (An Article RickyBoy or steve229 Might Have Written)

"Wall Street's 2017 Forecasts Are Doomed If Trump Doesn't Follow Through On Campaign Promises". Gonna have to disagree with this. I think it will provide great buying opportunities when he comes a little short. The market is no fool and,…

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The Erotic Review

I am not a registered user on TER but I do occasionally do look up certain escorts. Today I tried to look up one and got this response "Provider information is no longer available on TER." Anyone able to…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Better than expected

Initially on this day I was going to go to paradise down the street. However i wasn't in the mood to be molested and just wanted to watch the UFC fight and have a couple…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Visiting San Antonio

Have been occasionally dropping in here for years. One of the nicer clubs you will go in regarding finish out. Downstairs is an open room with 3 stages, lap dances back…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Beemer's doesn't disappoint

Visited the club early Thursday evening. Parking is well lit and the cover is $5. Jamie the bartender is hot as ever (I wish she would do some dances). Music is so-so.…

Diamond Girl's Showbar

Flint, Michigan

Value for money

As described by many this a hole in the wall but it is also a nice hole in your pants if you understand. The girls are not the hottest but your money goes a long…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Fun with Vanessa

Made another work trip down the Florida so swing by old faithful to relax after meetings one day. Generally I will hang out for a while and get the lay of the land, but…

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How to get even with a rob

https://youtu.be/zok7NqQwMec

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Dolphins Fans Bring Out The Tailgate Stripper Pole Before The Game (Video)

The twerking gives a new meaning to "tailgate party." http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/01/01/dolphins-fans-bring-out-the-tailgate-stripper-pole-before-the-game-video/

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Hit Gold with GOLDIE

One fine Thursday in July I planned to burn some cash and headed for a strip club. Opposite to what my friend suggested, I went for Centerfold lounge and my my...it was the happiest stripclub…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Pay attention to the clock

I visited here on a Saturday afternoon in November. I was in Long Island for the afternoon from out of town, and had never been here before, so it took me a wrong turns or…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Delivered as expected

Based on reviews I have read here, I have been wanting to take a trip to Arnie's for a while. The opportunity finally presented itself, and thanks to my fellow PL's here on TUSCL,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Friday before Xmas

Came here after checking out Penthouse dayshift. Club has been described before so I will not get into that. Though they have turned what used to be the upstairs dance area into more "skyboxs" that…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This club reminds me of the...

This club reminds me of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas--a posh, upscale joint with beautiful dancers that will leave you broke and cursing why you even bothered to visit the club in the first place.…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Saturday in December

Every so often I drop by. It's the not the same club I was came to when I first came to this place about six years ago. There used to be a lot of thicker…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies ATL

Finally decided to give Follies a try after reading all these reviews of the place. I got there around 2:00 on a Monday, had to pay $5 for the valet. After tipping the desk lady…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

time well spent

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon, not sure what to expect.The club was nice, but pretty quiet. Just a handful of dancers, but not many customers either. I was approached by an adorable asian girl…

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Who gets the BBC channel and watches it a lot at times?

I enjoy watching science fiction shows and particularly enjoy Doctor Who and am currently enjoying Star Trek Voyager reruns. I haven't seen the voyager series in a long time. Maybe I missed out and should have written science fiction short…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

can can review

ok so normally I do not like give bad reviews but in this circumstance I feel I need to say something. I tried to visit this club around 11pm on a Friday night just to…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was in Philly for work...

I was in Philly for work and had done some scouting and decided on gold club. I was able to walk from my hotel and forgot that they would take a hotel key instead of…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Pretty Good

A lot of reviews here seem concerned with the dancers sticking with their regulars. I think it was there was a pretty typical amount of that going on, but I was put off a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Ol' Faithful

Basics: $15 cover at around 8pm $40 bikini dances. prices fluctuate by dancer. After a bust of a trip to the Gold Club and finding New Century wasn't quite open at 8pm I walked one block west,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This has to be my favorite...

This has to be my favorite club out of the Inkster and Dearborn strip clubs. The girls ranged from girl next door type to the porn star with bolt ons. The girls were all friendly…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

So you say you're open...

I had some time to kill before my xmas trip to the East Coast and decided to stop in to a club just to make sure that I made it on that naughty list.…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

good night

I have been to this club many times, done many reviews as well. I got there about 8 pm Friday December 30. There wasn't much going on. A lot of the ladies must…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Another trip without a dance

Basics: $5 cover around 6pm $14 for a J&C ? Dances I had some time to kill before heading to the airport for my xmas trip back to the East Coast, so I popped into the Gold Club to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

There are so many accurate reviews...

There are so many accurate reviews of Follies that adding to them is merely confirming a good thing. I took an Uber there at around 2p and found a solo hi top on the Dj…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Beautiful Girls

I've been to this club around 20-30 times and have visited on nearly every night of the week. The positive side is that the women there are mostly beautiful, mostly latinas. In my opinion, it…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Left with a smile... :)

Visited the club a during the holiday rush to escape the malls on a busy pre-Christmas Saturday. $10 gets you in the door and I believe there is a 1 drink minimum that time…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Club has gone from bad to worse - IMO

I've reviewed this club before so I will not describe the club details – for club details refer to my September 29, 2012 review. But as a quick overview for the unfamiliar Sugar D's is…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

XMAS PARTY

Ok arrived Friday the day of the Xmas party' Lot pretty full at 8PM. $15 at door and required to MT pockets,before wrist band given. 20 dancers present all shapes and outfits. What was really…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Drink with naked women!

Nude club + alcohol. I almost don't need to say more. Haven't been to many strip clubs a full bar and completely nude dancers. So, if you like to drink booze and see pussy, simultaneously,…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

early evening

I swung by the club around 6pm, and it was fairly empty. The stage dances were going on, but other than that not too many girls around. Saw Andromeda, who I have danced…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Evening getting better

Visited last week during the day and night shifts. The day shift is still very weak but the night shift has some pretty fun, hot options. There are plenty of fugly girls but also an…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Things are looking up

Stopped by last week one afternoon and to my surprise there were lots of girls working the day shift. This is a big change from the last year or so. Apparently, the lawsuit/case against the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

NOLA Strip Club Fun Times

I was in Nola for the week of Christmas and was definitely planning on some SC fun. I hit up Scores, Deja Vu and Barely Legal. Since my hotel was in the Quarter I was…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Looking up....

Following disappointing visits in the past few months, I decided to give LA another try. Probably because of past memories. Pleasantly surprised this time. Walked in and saw 4-5 customers at the bar…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Thank you TUSCL!

I hadn't been to a SD strip club in over 10 years, and I had some time to kill, so I decided to stop by here last Wednesday around 1:30 PM. Parked right in…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

terrible

was on vacation in Tampa for the NYE, went to this club on thursday night (12/29 ) around 12:30a. 16 $ to get in. only 3 dancers working, one latina, one black, and one old…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Full evening

I thought I would just stop in the Pink Pony even though I was disapointed on my last visit compared to a previous very wild visit. I figured I'd check out the girls and see…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not seedy enough for me but not a bad club

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another long Papi Chulo review thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time or patience. Also, I use a fair…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

New Years Eve

I decided to stop by on New Years Eve. I texted my 2 favorites, but they were not working. Still decided to stop by for a bit. Got there around 4:30, found…

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First Reminder for 2017 That RickDugan Is Gay!

Title says it all! Lol! (My goal is to post 2017 reminders to the board of RickyBoy's gayness this year. One down and 2016 to go!)

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Quiet night

This seems to be a club that is very popular on the weekends (Friday and Saturday) and subdued on other nights. I chose to come on one of the subdued nights. The decor here is nice,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Great club; beautiful dancers; not very friendly

My buddy and I had an hour or so before the start of the Orange Bowl so we went to Tootsie's for a drink and a look. I'd been there several years ago and couldn't…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Weeknight visit

I've ridden past this place for years, always meaning to stop by. Finally, was going past one evening and I had time to kill so I went in. Pretty decent crowd for a…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

I decided to try this place...

I decided to try this place out, I have always been curious. This place is on the side of the strip club Wonderland, I took a cab and went into Hush. I was nervous of…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Shakers - Neighborhood feel - go go

So I went to this club a week back on a Saturday around 10-12 pm. The overall layout was a U-shaped bar with the stage behind the bar (pretty standard). The dollar train wasn't terrible…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Average

The club atmosphere is quiet and laid back. When I got there in the afternoon, there only about 3 other customers. The club itself looks like it could use some updated fixing on the interior…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Good Place but could use some renovation.

This club is in a crappy part of Portland, the parking lot has glass all over it and some of the clientel are scketchy. I have found that the bar tenders and girls here…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Decent milage

Club itself is nothing to write home about. Standard appearance inside with a bar along one wall and the stage behind. First couple of dancers were not my cup of tea, but then there was…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Went in during an afternoon when...

Went in during an afternoon when I was in the area. The last couple trips to Hollywood have been pretty bland and this was no exception. I check it out every once in a…

Stiletto's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Good VIP Experience

While we'd read mixed reviews, we decided to stop in Stiletto's to check it out for ourselves. The stage dancing was a bit below average, but our waitress was a 10. Unfortunately, she…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

synn coi

review of synn coi. the facelift/ remodeling is almost complete (i think). over the last half year they remodeled the small vip showroom into three more curtained vip booths, (which now numbers seven vip…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Vacation trip to DDs

I was in New Smyrna Beach for a vacation, and while my wife and her sister went across the state to visit another sister in Haines City, I elected to stay in NSB on my…

Vixens

Salem, Oregon

Odd place

I have been to this place a couple times now and it's definitely different than anyplace I have been before. They only have a couple girls there at a time so check the website and…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Overall a great experience

Came here with a friend since we didn't really have any New Years plans and it was a good decision. The environment was lively and the girls were very friendly. First, the club itself was…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great first visit

I had read a lot online about this particular strip club and wanted to give it a try myself. It was a Tuesday evening and I made my way to the club after a trip…

Smugglers

Owen Sound, Ontario

nye

Boy what a way to ring in the New Year. I am really not sure how I ended up here for New Years and I would never ever ever plan to spend my NYE at…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

not bad

Came here after being dreadfully unimpressed with Monarchs. Didn't know what to expect since it was already arounf 12:45pm and was told they close at 2am. Walk in and you can feel the energy buzzing.…

7th Heaven

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Decent time

I arrived at around 21:30 on New Year's Eve of 2016. There were at least 5 dancers there, with about 10 - 15 customers. None of these guys looked interested in buying dances. At first…

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Had to freeze her

Was at a mixed dive last Fr on a late afternoon dayshift - the club was not packed but had a pretty-good vibe and decent # of custies and dancers. This is dive is mixed but about 1/2 the dancers are…

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Twerking ruined my relationship

https://youtu.be/jcJ7747MPLw

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She need a spanking

https://youtu.be/h1Aw3qI7X74

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Rickboys dildos

Here is what Ricky actually carrys in his brief case. Does it help him grease bouncers? https://youtu.be/RqYgfRwZGfs

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This kid has a better system than ricky

https://youtu.be/CkMxLKI6-b0

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Smooth move exlax

I like how I'm gone for 6 months and certain people still haven't responded to my PM. Not cool bros.

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Munich court dismisses bare-faced cheek of strip club bill

The strip club gave a customer a bill 10 times what he expected. "The strip joint defended itself in court by saying that it was plausible that the man had also drunk champagne or wine during his visit, as…

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I am NOT Alucard. I have NEVER claimed to be Alucard. I am NOT making fun of Alu

I am a long time TUSCL poster that is SICK & TIRED of all the ILLITERATE VILE ATTACK DOGS that pollute this site. I decided to STRIKE BACK like the LONE RANGER and rip the mask off of those IDIOTS…

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Meriah Carey is a badass

http://www.gossipcop.com/mariah-carey-new-years-rockin-eve-video-2017-performance-watch/

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Meriah Carey is a badass

http://www.gossipcop.com/mariah-carey-new-years-rockin-eve-video-2017-performance-watch/

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Happy New Year

Hope 2017 brings all of you all the pussy you can handle. I appreciate the entertainment you all provide!

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TUSCL Logic Be Like...

RickyBoy admits to routinely drinking and driving. TUSCL be like, oh, yeah, whatever. No biggie. Vinceygirl Michaels, gets caught in a lie about serving in the military in Vietnam. TUSCL be like, oh, yeah, whatever. No biggie. Dougster calls someone a "fag".…

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Who owns TUSCL?

Is papychulo the owner or coowner?

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Alabama cheerleaders sure look nice

Yes they do

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Kiss Cam

Not sure if this was CrazyJoe or Juice. But he loves his beer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7oZ9QF5aOzQ

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OMG! Girl I liked very much drowned in Sacramento river

She danced at the Sunnyvale Hip Hugger, now gone. She was a very well liked girl. It was just by happen stance and some outside contact that I came to know her name. She was from Michoacán. A really sweet…

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Club took my tips for matching clients with strippers: ‘VIP host’

"A New Jersey man who “matched” rich guys with strippers at an Upper East Side club sued his former employer for stealing 50 percent of his tips." I thought someone who matched rich guys with strippers was called a pimp, not…

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When will that txtiittyfag ASSHOLE shut up

That VILE ATTACK DOG is on my list as ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR. Fourteen not thirty buddy boy, fourteen not thirty. See if your tiny creature brain can figure that out.

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Recent Vegas Rumblings

I was at a local club yesterday visiting my CF who was caught up in the recent OG closing. While getting a little hands on attention and discussing OTC opportunities, she told me that Sophia's which was supposed to replace…

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Take a shower before you fly please

https://youtu.be/ehtMc2wtWi4

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Anybody going clubbing tonite?

I am considering it...

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2016 was the worst year ever!

Get over it https://youtu.be/17lUTNdkOuk

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joke of the day

Two friends, one say to the other I don't know what to buy my husband for his birthday. He already has everything I need.

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If anyone needs me, No im not gone but, PM me

It's possible I'm about to go into silence. This is the first time I've went silent and attempting to explain myself. The reason I'm explaining is the observation of how when a loved or hated tuscl vanishes for a bit people…

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Fatal Crash raises neighbors’ concerns about strip club

"Double Dee's" is, in my opinion, a great name for a strip club, no matter what the neighbors in the gated community think. http://cbs12.com/news/local/fatal-crash-raises-neighbors-concerns-about-strip-club

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French guy monkeying around

Some French prankster monkeying around. Though it might be worth sharing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-5jEAfonc

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Juice's mom shope for a mink coat

https://youtu.be/bZnI-86EYxY She wears a small...lmfao

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BP $50 special car BJ

Is this legit or just to good to be true ? Anybody have experience with this ?

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Juice has inspired me...

With his creative/fiction writing. What do you do when a 300lb sex worker/stripper/AMP grabs you in the club and forces you to do OTC and go back to her trailer park to play strip poker and eat fried chicken while dancing…

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Comment of the day

He has old powdered gold bond balls Who said it?

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I don't think this will work as California hoped...

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/california-democrats-legalize-child-prostitution/article/2610540#.WGb57H85Lvc.facebook Beginning on Jan. 1, prostitution by minors will be legal in California. Yes, you read that right. SB 1322 bars law enforcement from arresting sex workers who are under the age of 18 for soliciting or engaging in prostitution, or loitering…

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Liquid Lapdance Scam

I ordered a three pack of Liquid Lapdance Pants for the first time about 2 weeks ago. Paid for the expedited delivery, but received nothing. They don't answer e-mails or phone calls. My guess is they were…

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Cuban invasion?

I don't know about your area, but it seems like all over the nation there has been an influx of Cuban dancers. After reading reviews it seems Follies has them, and of course you would figure Florida has them, too.…

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What is wrong with georgmicrodong?

I tried to send him the following and realized he has me on ignore! What's up with that? You're kind of a weird hairless ape. But that means you may have insights into the hoi polloi of TUSCL. Can you get these…

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I need adivce from papi chulo on pulling the trigger on a girl named mocha

http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-skills-100-real-slippery-when-mocha-highly-addictive-playmate/32964097

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New Year's Resolution: become a full voting member of the council of ricks!

I've just made landfall in Africa on my way to America where I will join up with the ricks. You guys would be surprised at how exhausting it is to float in a coconut on the ocean for days. Plus…

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Some of you may need a cold shower after viewing this. :)

http://www.thenational.ae/uae/heritage/winners-of-camel-beauty-contest-at-al-dhafra-festival-crowned#1

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Boner

One time my sweetie in the club remarked, "that guy has a boner" as he walked by. I laughed because "boner" was old school when I was a kid Do you walk around the club with a boner?

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Opinions on "deflated" breasts

I currently work inside of a strip club, and I'm ALWAYS getting requests to dance on stage or to do a couch dance, but the insecurity of !y breasts are always stopping me.Now I do love the rest of me,…

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Here's a WTF moment

91 yr old Marv Levy has expressed an interest in returning to coach the Buffalo Bills. He might be a spry 91 year old but the stress and long hours involved in being an NFL coach would probably wear him…

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what is the most you have paid a girl for one encounter?

the most i paid was when i was really stupid in las vegas a few years ago. like $2000 for an hour. the little man was doing the thinking.

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Detroit

I might have the opportunity to stop in Detroit NYE. Number one, should I bother, or will the cops be excessively present? I have no plans to drink, but out of state plates tend to be cop magnets. Number…

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Virginia is for virgins.

RICHMOND, Va. -- A Virginia lawmaker has filed a bill that would declare pornography a public health hazard in Virginia. State Delegate Bob Marshall, (R-Prince William), proposed the bill that says porn leads to social problems, such as hypersexualization of teenagers…

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Want Out? National Free Help hotline 24/7: 1-800-551-1300

Want Out? National Free Help hotline 24/7: 1-800-551-1300

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For those who like pierced nipples

Before I started clubbing I didn't really find pierced nipples attractive. But after getting dances from several different dancers with pierced nipples over the years I now find them very sexy. Don't know what it is, just something sexy about…

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Ever wonder what would happen if a stripper picked up a mike and became a rap st

https://youtu.be/osVR_oq1K8M Your welcome I need to fuck something that looks like this hoe Maybe another hoe ?

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Ex Presidents(or soon to be)

Did you all know that soon to be Mr. Obama vetoed a bipartisan bill that placed a time limit on the amount of secret service protection for former presidents(this measure was originally proposed by Bush II). What people do not…

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OT: most loyal dog breeds!

#1 was the German Shepard #2 was Great Pyrenees I had a friend who had a Pyr. That dog could cover any clothing in white fur in no time flat! Can you guess what #20 was? That's right, the dachshund! I say they…

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Getting accosted at the door

How many of us literally are walking in to a club and been hit on at the entrance by the "wanna dance?" girls before your eyes adjust, find a drink or find a seat let alone survey the talent. This…

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Portland 2AMer.

PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — A woman was arrested after she allegedly shot a man at a Portland strip club early on Friday morning, police say. The Portland Police Bureau said officers were called to Jags Clubhouse on North Columbia Boulevard at…

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Nipple job

My CF does this amazing thing where she rubs her nipple along the underside of my shaft after she's gotten me hard. Drives me crazy good. She has extremely hard nipples and they're also pierced with studs so I'm not…

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Attempted ROBbery alert?

Babes in Fort Myers on Thursday after work. While I'm walking in the door a statuesque sister strokes my chest and smiles seductively. I smile back and squeeze her hand, but keep moving since my eyes are still…

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How do I approach this?

my gym teacher keeps trying to squirt his tartar sauce on my in the showers after class. what should i do?

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Disposable Income %

The topic of raw dollar amounts has been covered time and again. What percentage of mad money has anyone spent on clubbing/mongering etc ? Anyone cut back on other activities, made sacrifices?

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How would some one do a youtube vlog on the Hobby ?

If some one did a Vlog what kind of content would you guys or do you think other guys would enjoy viewing ? Also What would be some things to consider from a descret way of going about it ? Would be covering…

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Caught

Anyone who got caught at the stripclub, escort, or side chick by either a wife or girlfriend? My wife gave me a second chance even tho if I was honest with myself, I wouldn't have, I know, I know self…

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Not in love but on the hook.... got advice?

After Dadillac's post, I figured I would see what the experienced here have to say about my (entirely fictional, of course) situation as I may qualify for his PL of 2016 status. I've been seeing a dancer for about two months…

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Awkward situation

There's a dancer I've known for 7 years or so. She was 20 years old when we met and while she hasn't worked as a dancer for several years we've stayed in touch and gotten together for an occasional…

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How do I approach this?

I've been here long enough to know things like •don't loan a stripper money if you expect to get it back •don't fall in love with a stripper Having said all of this, there is this stripper that I am smitten with.…

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RickDugan is Gay!

I bet his boyfriend George-microbrain is going to post here that he wants to suck *my* cock in response to this. Sorry, george-girl. Not interested. You'll have to stick to RickyBoy.

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Hoe and a camper story

Was in the MILF mood and was traveling through Hickory on my way to Charlotte. Looked on the Bp and found Scarlet ad. She has reviews with a different phone number, which she says she no longer has. I called…

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Most violent gift of all?

Right! Of course WMDs, bombs, etc don't qualify. Typical media ignorance. According to the article Wentz owns six guns: two shotguns, three rifles and a hunting bow. Since when is a bow a gun? http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/carson-wentz-bought-his-offensive-line-the-most-violent-gift-of-all/ar-BBxGwjT?ocid=spartandhp

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Stock Ticker RICK Still Killing it!

Up +7% today to 17.84... but RickyBoy told us it was a "dogshit stock" back in February when it was around $7.8.

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Just A Few Days Left: Who Will Die?

Just a few days left in 2016, still plenty of time for several more celebrities to die. Current Vegas odds: Keith Richards - 1:1000 Gary Busey - 1:5 Richard Simmons - 2:8 Lindsay Lohan - 1:15 Tia Tequila - 2:52 Mary-Kate Olsen - 1:75 David Hasselhoff…

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Ive got slightly expensive taste for a broke SOB

I've noticed I prefer nothing lower than a soft 7 but prefer hard 8 I would actually prefer to pay a Lil more for sex in hope of lowering her sex mileage on that pussy but nothing crazy unless she a…

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85 year old man still runs marathons

In under 3 hours! http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/28/sports/ed-whitlock-marathon-running.html?referer=https://www.google.com/

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Never fuck a hoe without protection and never order a hoe without first using TE

Boom ! #LifeLittleLesson

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Banner taglines

Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?

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Crazy Joe, this is NOT the way to have a birthday party at McDonalds

http://imgur.com/5hpCdYe

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Sunrise man beat and burned runaway teen, forced her to work as a stripper and p

"he raped her, beat her with a frozen loaf of bread and burned her with cigarettes" A frozen loaf of bread? http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-runaway-trafficking-broward-palm-20161228-story.html

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Strip-club manager tied up, robbed, shot before fatal fall

"A strip-club employee and her boyfriend tied up her boss, robbed him and shot him in the leg before he fell from his fifth floor apartment balcony to his death" http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-jimmy-mulrenin-death-details-20161228-story.html

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It's All Magic Rat's Fault

It's all his fault that I posted again. It had been several months since being active. Received notification of a PM from him and had to log on TUSCL to check it. Then I couldn't resist. Now I will sign off to ponder…

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London SoHo Model whores

Eventually will be in the UK for a night or two , How is this red light district ? I've read there a signs of doors with the words models and you go up and there is a girl offering…

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Will some one please explain why we go to strip clubs over escorts ?

Let the battle begin !!!! This is a argument with strip clubbers use tuscl Escort guys use TER Both sites give safety and knowledge to true success So witch is better ? Or are they a both nesseasty in any sex buyer's guide book ?

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I see strippers all around me!

NYC (esp. Manhattan) is many millions in a small area and most of the time people are walking on the streets or subway. It happens more than often that I can recognize a girl and pass a smile. Though…

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Movie night

https://youtu.be/TSC0Lz9wfy8

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Fuck as drunk

Me right now

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BP New Trend

Used to be just NO Black Men but now you can add NO Hispanics to that list well it's the trend in my area NC, SC, TN, VA, GA

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Playing stupid

I was chatting with a dancer at dinner last week. She is well read and intelligent. If she wasn't so lazy she could get a degree and have a good career. I mentioned to her that when we first…

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Is Lloyd Schoene even moderately funny?

I was thinking of starting a discussion regarding whom we should drive off the TUSCL board, but thought twice just in case I was wrong. Is Lloyd Schoene even moderately funny and worth keeping around TUSCL? Does his posts add…

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Its about time for a Follies Trip in Atlanta Georgia

Who would like to meet up with me this January ? If into a mini meeting at follies then post days, dates and times you could go so I can check my schedule and make plans to make it I'm going…

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This was a mistake

https://youtu.be/Ek_fVV2hfoI What a mess

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TMZ just reported Debbie Reynolds rushed to hospital with a stroke

Fuck you 2016

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Offering BP girls cash to travel to me

How much more should I be adding on to their travel expenses to see me if their 100-200 miles out ?

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Emily Ratajkowski topless pics

Here are 17 topless close-ups of Emily's spectacular tits leaked from iCloud: http://scandalplanet.com/emily-ratajkowski-topless-phone-leaked-pics/ (17 photos) Enjoy!