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North Jersey Clubs Suggestions

My clubbing nights have been few and far between (and local) since my work travel ended but I'll be headed to the north Jersey area in a couple weeks for some training. I'll be right across the river from…

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WHY, founder?

You older fellows may recall my original avatar. I believe animation was eliminated to save bandwidth? Correct, founder? If so, why aren't they back?

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Teenage Pussy

I wish I had JS69s cash. Brand new 18 year old white girl with pretty wide hips and great perky tits, not tattoos. Fun to talk to. Got a couple LDs... mediocre mileage. It's her first week and she may…

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Why do you conservadudes hate America? You're planning to vote for a man that wi

Sad! I always thought conservatives liked America but apparently you LOVE Russia. I, for one, am a PATRIOT. VOTE CLINTON/KAINE!!! VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS AND THE SENATE!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT BY REPUDIATING OUR FAILED CONSERVATIVE CONGRESS!!!

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I'm sort of proud of Mikey-boi growing up enough to show restraint, but Dougster

Doogie-duuude, stop jackin' off to pictures of Alucard. Let the poor guy rest in peace.

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The new TUSCL layout

Looks great on my phone, can't wait to see it on my PC tonight. Suggestion for the tagline: "The original basket of deplorables."

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I'm back

Ain't been on this in a while, haven't done much clubbing becaus of work but I'll get into it. What's going on guys

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What Foods Do You Consider An Aphrodisiac?

For me it would Hot Pockets.

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Can anyone you know open a beer like this?

Daaaaam! This girl opens beers with her tits! https://www.instagram.com/p/BAVbE_njbAU/?hl=en

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Nice tits

Here are some Friday good mornig tits http://legithotties.com/glorious-cleavage-pics-32-pics/

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moving

I helped the movers this AM. Moved them to Ignore.

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2002 was a year that was tumbling down hill for the Rick's

In 2002 my world suddenly came tumbling down ! I was partying night and day. Hanging with strippers and doing drugs. I found the seedy underbelly of New York City, and embraced it.I took up with a drug nicknamed "crank"…

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Man accused of forcing 6 Cuban women into prostitution

Is this how Tootsie's gets all those Cuban dancers? http://www.kansas.com/news/business/article112484957.html

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Coeur d’Alene doctor knew nothing of Las Vegas stripper wife’s drug empire

Both the doctor and his stripper wife claim he knew nothing about her dealing. I don't buy it. http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/nov/03/coeur-dalene-doctor-knew-nothing-of-stripper-wifes/

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Y da soooo maney retaez up on dis tulsker ?

Aaaaaaawwwww sucky sucky ducky now ! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! All I know is if I need my butter breaded I log in on tuskler

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Not much going on

Haven't been here in awhile. Used to be a sexy older black chick named Shannon with big bolt on tits. The bar is set up around the center stage. Off to the side are VIP…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

afternoon fun

Had an hour for lunch and wanted to get off. Stopped by and was greeted by a lovely latina named diana. Shes very curvy with huge tits, Kim K body type. Bought her a drink…

Club Frontiere

Saint-Zotique, Quebec

After hours fire

So this was an old school Quebec club. Nothing fancy, the beer was cold and the front room was mostly a place to meet the dancer who you would go to the "cabine" with. Once…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Waste of money

I went here after i wasnt liking what i was seeing at Angels. It was a complete was of money. I went in at 10pm, i think the cover was $5. It…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

impressive

So which Las Vegas club is better: Spearmint Rhino or Sapphire? They're both great, but I'd give the slight edge to Spearmint, and my criteria is based entirely on how hot the dancers are.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

nice visit

Had a nice visit to Kittens around 3:30 in the afternoon. Maybe a dozen girls were there, ranging from very hot to very not, with most around 7 to 9. I was pretty happy. Only…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Second Visit to this spot

I had a great time at Angels last time i was there so i went a little out of my way to give it another try and had different results. I didnt go into detail about…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

decent variety.

I dropped in after for the last hour before closing on a saturday night. A decent variety of dancers working, with a couple that stood out far above the rest. I got a dance from…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

re-fun that is easy on the wallet

I have been to this club a few times over the years. I have had a good time every time I went during the day shift but one. I went once at night and did…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Recent Visit

Finally got a chance to visit this club couple of weeks back. Its around 40-45 mins drive from Charlotte and the only nude club near NC. Went there around 10 pm on Saturday.They have very…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

This club is amazing fellas. A...

This club is amazing fellas. A few of my buddies and myself hit this place up while in Myrtle Beach for a golf trip. The girls were hot and gave a great show on stage…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tropical Lei on Tuesday

I visit this club every couple months though not usually on a Tuesday. This night had mostly new faces to me so I spent some time watching and waiting to see who approached and…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Love it

I don't do strip clubs much anymore but when I'm out in IN I try to make it to this one. It's basically a bar, an atmosphere I'm comfortable in, with a bunch of topless…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I keep hoping they will be better

This club used to be good to go to. They had a mix of all types of hot dancers. The waitresses had to keep pressure on but they were nice. I went at shift change and…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Love it

I don't do strip clubs much anymore but when I'm out in IN I try to make it to this one. It's basically a bar, an atmosphere I'm comfortable in, with a bunch of topless…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Its okay for a hole in the wall joint.

I pulled up 3 p.m on Wednesday. Nobody was there except for two trucker guys. Its definitely a blue collar club. There was an okay looking girl on stage... Her name was April. Id say…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Not the best night for an out of towner

TLDR; If you are not a regular, the dancers ignore you. I was visiting Kansas City for business and wanted to spend time at one of the Lawrence clubs (have been to the Outhouse, but was…

The Go Go Club

Belleville, Ontario

Fun times

This is definitely the better strip club in Belleville. The other one is a place you want to avoid. This place is always a good time no matter what day, filled with beautiful ladies. It…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise handshake.

Visited late on a Sunday evening while I was in town for some other business. Paid a $20 cover, which comes with a free drink ticket. I honestly didn't have too much time to take in…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Still Unique

The negatives to the Inner Room are few, but they exist. There is a large crowd of regulars who take up a lot of space, spend little and are driving the attractive dancers out.…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Not Again

Well I gave this place another try, but I won't again. Very poor dancer quality again. A cover charge for all this, and an expensive beer. Pass. I get the sense they're trying…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Eh.....

Its a convenient stop coming back from the train. There are better clubs with more aggressive dances available, but the dancers seems to wear skimpy thongs which is nice. Roaming hands are a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This club has been described many...

This club has been described many times before so I will just jump right into the review. Stopped in around 11:00 on Thursday night. The club was relatively crowded but not packed by…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not my cup of tea

Went to a comedy show with my buddy and decided to stop by for some late night entertainment. The older i get l, the shittier this place looks and feels for me. I tried to…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

My Birthday Visit

Decided to give myself a birthday present so dropped in about 3:00pm. Few customers and only about 5 dancers, all unfamiliar to me. Recognized Lace, a reliable older dancer who was waitressing today.…

Fantasy

Colton, California

Waste of time

I usually try to find the good in everything but this place was just ho ri bull. The only pluses were the free admission and the tv's with espn playing. I make it in and this…

Bottom's Up

Corpus Christi, Texas

Had fun, not a fancy place

There are two nice clubs in Corpus with lots of hot babes and this is not one of them. Nonetheless I like this club due it it's very laid back low hustle vibe. It's a…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Still Going Strong...

After a long absence, visited Oz last week and had a good experience. Wait staff was great, Dancer quality was pretty good at the top end (2-3 8's), but still some big-assed girls for…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Mystique

So I went here the other night to audition. Having travelled far I got there too late to work a whole shift but what I did see I liked a lot. When you first come…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Loved it!

I decided to check this place out cause I saw that they were featuring a couple "adult actresses". I got there around 10pm. Because there were guest dancers that evening, the cover was…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Made my first visit here on...

Made my first visit here on Wed. around 6pm. I was told by the doorman that their new hours are 12-10 and dances were $7 each. I parked across the street at a church, as…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

One of my favorite club

Arrive on Friday around 1sh. When you walk in you will see the Friday buffet on the right side of the club. You will continuing until the main stage.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Should have planned it better

On a golf outing in south Florida and decided to check out this, joint which I had heard a lot about from friends who had been on the trip in years past. Per their descriptions…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Good Local Hang-Out Spot

Have started to come here more lately, as the crowd is pretty local and laid back, and a variety of girls in all shapes and sizes, mostly Latina and WOC. Drink prices are reasonable,…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Extras are available

Dropped by around 8 PM on a Saturday. There were upwards of 10 dancers working of all shapes and sizes. I only remember the names of three: Ruby, Victoria.and Kaitlyn. Ruby is rather…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sneaky management

Last night at 1030 my husband and I decided to go to Desires. It is our first time to RI and after reading reviews we decided to check out Desires as opposed to Wonderland or…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad for a weekday afternoon

Went in on a Wednesday afternoon around 5pm. A fair number of dancers working. Grabbed a beer and found a table. Beers are around $5 so not bad. Dancer quality had dropped off but things…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not what it used to be

This used to be my "go to" club in Philly. Oh have things have changed. It's still a beautiful club with great looking dancers, but the dances aren't what they used to be. Got there…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies..

I made a stop Thursday afternoon around 3pm or so. I got a high seat pretty easily but it was just dumb luck cause the club was already packed. Everything the same except the single…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Pretty nice club

I never got a chance to swing by the infamous Shark's Lounge, but I went by its new incarnation the other evening and was pleasantly surprised. The club looks really nice on the inside. It is…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Decent yet fun place to go.

I went and visited this club on a Tuesday. In Austin, Tuesday is a busier day for this type of club as it usually coincides with certain night clubs feeding the club customers for after…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A good experience..

I had a couple hours to killl on a late afternoon so I made my way over here. First thing is the club can be a little tricky to find. I walked around the building…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Top notch Baltimore Club

I went in on a Friday Evening with about 20 to 30 girls that night. Girls there are pretty hot, 7 to 10 scale. I don't know how much drinks are, because I used their…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Landed @ Sunset Strip and Glad I Did :)

My second visit to Sunset Strip and it was everything I expected. My 1st visit was back in 2013 and literally nothing has changed except the VIP room rates are a bit lower and they…

Showgirl 20's Night Club

Omaha, Nebraska

Lower expectations

Been there few time always got private dance when I go. Room smells terrible, dance show are not very long - a dancer can't sit with you or they will harass you to buy her…

Crystal Blue Cafe

Willimantic, Connecticut

Very Basic Club

This club is very small. Bar is placed in the center of the whole club. Not many options for sitting, it's either the bar or the stage. Might work out in the dancers favor. I…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

It is what it is

I stopped by on a Wednesday night cuz I had some time to kill. I was looking for something to take my mind off work so I decided to come in. I got in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Always good

This place has been described to death here and no need to go into it again. In the past I have always taken the advice given here an secured a high top on the outside.…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Not bad for under 21

I went in on a Friday night. It was likely around 9. There were 7 dancers there. All were ok. Most were maybe 6-7 range. None looked amazing. None were too scary to look at.…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Good bye to a current favorite

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I go out of my way to hit this club once a month on Thursday nights just to see a light skinned black girl dancing under the name Dior. As she is…

The Brick House Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Milfs everywhere

Ok boys this is a Simone in the rough. If you are looking for that teen girl look this club is not for you. This club was full of older ladies with boob jobs shaved…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great club but expensive

Having been to other high end vegas strip clubs I knew what to expect. Fancy decor, beautiful dancers and high prices. But his club took all that to a different level. First off it has…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

Beautiful girls in this Santa Barbara club

The SB Rhino is unusual for SCs. First off, it is small, although not as tiny as anticipated from earlier reviews. It's a couple living-sized rooms in the main area, with rooms sectioned off for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Electric Blue is solid

This club is located right off the exit 68 on I-84, and is pretty close to UCONN Storrs. Not that it really had a "frat club" vibe or anything, it was filled with the…

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Typical East Houston Joint

Place is run down and dirty. Environment does not feel safe when the place is crowded on a weekend. Primarily a black club. Cover is $5-$10. Drinks are $6+. Dances are $20 at the booth,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

recent visit on Thursday and Friday nights

Hi - I have been going to the Rhino for many years - started in the 1980s for sure. I have seen the club grow many times over this period. The…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Lovely

This is my favorite club even though I don't go a lot because it's far from me, I had to go because outta been too long. I like that I got in free and…

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

so sad!

Visited two weeks ago. 5$ to get in , and you need to buy drink. What a disappointment! I hope it is just that day! 4 dancers total , two…

The Other Place

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin

Well it was interesting.

I stopped in here a couple weeks ago and it was interesting to say the least. I walked in about 7:30 and I was the only customer there, and the dancers were just messing…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Good Time and Friendly

I went during early afternoon during a shift change so there were not a lot of dancers but the ones who were there had a good attitude and made things fun to watch. It's…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Liberal Lapdances

Came here a few weeks back as the last stop on my first tour of the block. Got in for $25 (probably a little too much) but enjoyed it when I walked in. Club was…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Not So Hot

Recently visited the club while in town on business. It has been several years since I've been in this club. It even had a diffident name the last time I visited! There were not many…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

2 more visits to the Players Club

This review includes my last 2 visits. All the club details have been explained already and nothing really seemed different on either of my last 2 visits. I have noticed along my handful of visits…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Pleasantly Surprised with all the talent

Was in Houston for a work trip and Men's Club of Houston was walking distance. Lots of cars in the valet lot. $15 cover and walked in to a ton of seats. I…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Layover at LAX

Had a layover at LAX on a Friday about lunch time. Got there and there were 3 dancers and about 3 customers. DJ/doorman charged me $6 cover and offered to keep my bag…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls early Friday

First time at this particular club. It was on Friday around 1200. They had over 20 girls this early of the afternoon. The place was busy with plenty of customers, but there were…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Recent changes not good

Here are the basics first. This is the only club for a couple of hours in either direction, so I am thankful that it is here and I enjoy coming here. It is a membership…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Met a new girl

I have been making the trek down to Dearborn a lot in recent months, but decided on a lark to stop at the Fold on my way home from work. There were a few new…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire

There was ample free parking outside when I arrived around 11:00 p.m. on a Thursday evening. Cover charge was $10. Inside, Desire is small, but it has a nice, upscale look. There are two small…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Good Chill Spot

I have made this one of my regular spots when coming down to Tampa on vacation. Place is a little dumpy on the inside, but from the cashier to the bartender to the manager,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun Tuesday Night

I've been a regular here for a long time. I hear a lot of complaints on the other site about this place being a regulars club. But that is from non regulars. This place has…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Tuesday evening visit

I was in Milwaukee on business on Tuesday evening and decided to stop by given the previous reviews. I arrived around 10:30 PM and stayed until near 1:00 AM. The club was larger…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Nice B**b's ALL NIGHT LONG

My friend was djing at this location for a long time. He would make 200 - 400 dollars for a 7 hour night of work. The dancers would tip out the dj's depending upon…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good time for cheap !

Went in around 6pm and dayshift was still on but they let me know they would be leaving soon. Paid $5 cover and was given a free coupon to get into Henry's down the road.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A mirror of Bogarts

So I left Bogarts and came here. I used my free coupon to get in and paid the 6.75 for a beer. The girls here were all about 4-6. I can deal with that but…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Hot mercedez

I went for a Friday night to blow off some steam, and both did it work out. It was a little after 7,$5 cover. I was immediately greeted by one of the beautiful shot girls,…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Go for Eva

This is definitely a YMMV club. The girls range from smoking hot to "eh" and what they allow is likewise. I had two dances one with Eva and another whose name I didn't…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

BSC

Have heard a lot about BSC but was never able to visit it until today... Had a VERY short stay, but will for sure be back here again. Got there in the afternoon. Noticed it…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Happened to be in Columbia on...

Happened to be in Columbia on business and wanted to catch some football & eye candy. Club looks the same, with a few familiar faces and some new talent. As usual, the music was loud. I…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Slow evening

Club was definitely NOT rocking that night. Paid my cover and was not offered any kind of beer package so paying a la carte. That was fine as I wasn't planning to…

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RICK DOHICKEY IS GAY 2

PAUL MCCARTNEY AND MIKEY JACKSUN SING: "HEY HEY HEY SAY SSAY SAY GAY GAY GAY" C. JOHNNY69 I CAN RITE RAPS 2

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LARRYFISH HAS AIDS

RICK DOOOGAN GAVE IT 2 HIM FRUM ANAL SEX IN DA VIP

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zipman68's Existence is the Best Warning Possible of the Dangers of Doing Too Ma

Title says it all! LOL!

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Best strip club/brothel

SO, All guys are hoping to get laid when they go to a strip club. It fun to drink, feel UP girls, party with your freinds but only one thing does the trick,,,,,a wet pussy with my hard cock buried deep. My…

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Profound Truths from Rap Crap

They for everybody Pass them all around, they at every club They ain't gon' be loyal, not for anybody Still I love these hoes They for everybody Oh, that was your girl? Oops, I'm sorry Don't bring her around, that bitch just too much money Yeah I…

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My penis is so big, I’m worried girls just use me for one-night stands… it’s wre

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2105595/my-penis-is-so-big-im-worried-girls-just-use-me-for-one-night-stands-its-wrecking-my-life/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Sex robot CAFÉ to open offering tea and ORAL SEX

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/728456/sex-robot-cafe-open-tea-oral-sex-switzerland?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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21 Lies Porn Teaches People About Sex.

http://www.tickld.com/x/21-lies-porn-teaches-people-about-sex?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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OT: My dilemma, what would you do?

In one hand is a smoking hot 21 year old college girl. While I often have fun with her we really don't much in common and sometimes she can be excruciatingly boring. She also wants to text non-stop. It took…

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Behold the *Papi*

A phat ass pork sandwich with huge buns..... anyone else got a sandwich? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-epuWK-4naJc/T1elS4eMs6I/AAAAAAAAD5I/N0_ojc79Bec/s1600/slow+cooker+smoky+BBQ+pulled+pork.jpg

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New site?

When I signed in I landed on a new page. It actually looks professionally done. I thought I misc linked something at first.

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Ever notice how Dougsta likes stealin' avatars?

I just noticed that Dugan dude changed his avatar. Doogie's is using the SAME avatar. Dugan is an assclown but he wouldn't copy Doogie. So Doogie stole Dugan's avatar! I know has a hard on for Dugan-dude but this is sad.…

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Why is Doogie/tittyfag/NotaDocPhool so like the coyote in the roadrunner cartoon

'cos he's a frickin' idjit!

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Shit

You think you know shit? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit

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Tits 'n' Grits

I have a newfound respect for country music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PufVH5ROnsU

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Chicago Celebrations

How many murders were there last night?

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Milwaukee is considering a “five feet rule” for strip clubs

I'm not concerned. I would not want to touch most Milwaukee dancers with a 10-foot pole. http://milwaukeerecord.com/city-life/milwaukee-is-considering-a-five-feet-rule-for-strip-clubs/

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Gentlemen's club giving away free lap dances if Cubs win World Series

Where's my free lap dance? This club is a ROB. http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/215168431-story

Stars

Plainfield, Connecticut

Great looking place - In the middle of nowhere

Stopped by on a Saturday evening about 10 PM. Place looks like a palace out in axe-murderer country. There's literally nothing else close by. I felt like Hansel & Gretel walking up…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Meh.

So this club is connected to a porn shop. When you walk in you have to get a styrofoam cup and wristband. They had the fancy fleshlights in a glass display and the Dj was…

Temptations Cabaret

Beaumont, Texas

Old club

This strip club gives off an old vibe. A couple of strippers are already mature women and some songs they play are old. They always play the same old song when they are about to…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Good Vibe. Intimate

I used to dance here and my experience was alright. It's in a GREAT location, it's clean, non smoking. The dressing room is really nice and spacious, house mom is an angel. But the club…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Disappointing visit

Very disappointing afternoon visit to the FOxy Lady after not having been here in over a year. Arrived about 4:30 last Thursday. There were only about a dozen dancers and the quality was very poor…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It only takes one....

I had dinner with a friend, and was passing by, I had heard of the club, and decided to stop in. I used to hang out at BTs, and occasionally Penthouse, (been to most of…

Club Skin

Kansas City, Missouri

Interesting Adventure

I came here with my boyfriend (I am a female who likes females too) because it was close to the hotel and it was around 1:30 and Missouri likes to close the bars at 2.…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

First time

This is a good overall club. Plenty of parking in a good area. Women were average and the bartenders poor heavy. Wasn't pressured into a dance either. I was told that night time it gets…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Shit Hole

I danced here and it was a nightmare. For patrons, I would imagine it's only a "meh" kind of experience. If you are looking for an escort there's a 50/50 chance you will find one.…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Ghetto Strip Club, But Ya Get Ya Money's Worth!

Walked in a little disappointed cuz the joint was kinda smaller than the spots I'm used to. But as soon as I saw the thick dancers on stage and the ones walking around the club,…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Afternoon visit

I have been absent from Choice for quite some time. Years ago, it was the place to go. But I would agree with the majority of reviewers that Choice has fallen quite far.…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

could not suck enough - seriously

I like going to clubs. I travel a lot and I've been to a bunch of them. I'm in central PA for work and its the night of the final game of the world series.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to an old standby

Had some time to kill during the afternoon in Vegas lately so stopped by one of my old favorites. Cheetah's afternoon shift is always reliable - maybe not great mileage or extras, but reliable…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

newbie adventures at club Blaze

This past Sunday was my first time visiting Club Blaze and man it was worth it.. If you don't hit club blaze you have miss out. I had two balls.LOL. OK first i arrived…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I love Cuba!

Went back after break from Follies and same old I went on a Wednesday and Thursday afternoon. Once afternoon I pay the five dollar valet parking and on Thursday the lot…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappointed

My second time to the HL since "the event". My last time there ended abruptly while I was getting a dance from a lovely lady, I was keeping things toned down but even still…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great time

I came to the dayshift for my birthday but to also show my brother that's as visiting a good time . It ended up being a great time . We received dances from women who…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

splazzamataze

ok. fuck the Cubbies somehow won! hereth my review of GC. ive just left there so I'm fresh like Prince. the club itself is quite nice. there are 3 stages - the main stage where…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Vip action

If you want the Tina ask for Christina. (self explanatory) Blonde With tattoos. This was my second club going to this night with big hopes on the first one but left disappointed so I know…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts

Started at the Cricket around 7:30 but it was so dead that I finished my beer and headed to Bogarts...a lot busier. found a seat at the bar and settle in to watch the…

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Is it possible to be addicted to a stripper?

If so, have you ever been addicted to one? I think most of you know my answer to that question.

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OT: Cubs win the World Series!

Great game to watch, the Cubs pulled it out but not the easy way.

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Ralley turnout does not lie

Trump vs Hillary .https://youtu.be/W-VzSG-2oYI

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How to vote

This is a democrat explaining who to vote for and why? Interesting https://youtu.be/GuCVm6pawIY

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Is there a December Miami meetup?

I remember it being mentioned. I need to make plans if I can come. What are the details

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Is there a December Miami meetup?

I remember it being mentioned. I need to make plans if I can come. What are the details

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Why I like the Inner Room

The Inner Room is my atf club ad while like all clubs it is nowhere near as good as 10 years ago when people had money, it still delivers. After a week in Florida where I hit Diamond Dolls in…

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Troll,,,to fish with a hook and line by dragging it through the water

now you know the meaning of the name Larry Fisherman

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Striving for perfection

I love girls who already have great asses who continue to work out their ass. Squats, baby! https://www.instagram.com/p/BLKN806AReN/?taken-by=sommerray&hl=en

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How much will Mikey pop a gasket when Hillary wins?

Probably not half as much as he would if Fuckface von Clownstick (also known as Trump) had won and turned America into a third world country! Discuss...

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Orlando vs Miami Clubs

Going to be in Orlando and I want to see if it's worth going to clubs. Can anyone compare them to the typical Miami very high mileage club? Are Orlando clubs the same in terms of mileage? What other differences…

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Wow...just wow! Tittyfag (also known as Dougsta) is so obsessed with me that he

Title sez it all...'cept for "please get psychiatric help!" Seriously, your obsession with me is unhealthy. I hardly ever post except to check on whether you and the Mikeyman are still obsessed with me. Just find a way to feel fulfilled…

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Strippershit and more Strippershit

We all know about the SS, we've all experienced it. Which SS have you experienced the most? Recently I've had a few girls during lapdances day say I was making them horny and that they came. They wanted me to feel their…

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Meet the Boyfriend

When I arrived to pick up my favorite stripper Jenna for an afternoon of OTC and rang the bell, a dude answered the door. A dude? The dude looked like he was in his 30's (about 30 years younger…

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Who Wins Game 7 of the World Series Tonight?

Chicago is currently the favorite.

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What say you?

http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/463575/jasmin-cadavid-damn-%E2%80%8F/p12

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How often do you drink and drive ?

I say not often enough

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This is special

Melanie Griffith has always been one of my favorites and she is still a major babe at the age of 59 her mom was a major babe back in the day and still looks good and her daughter is quite

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Can we please change the word fucking

Can we please agree on tuscl to change the word "fucking" instead to "ducking." Cause every ducking time that I type that damn word on my phone it comes up with a "d" instead of an "f." Occasionally…

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My fav blowjob video

I thought I'd post something that everybody can disagree with. This is my absolute fav blow job video on earth. I train my strippers to copy many aspects of this young one's technique. http://www.youporn.com/watch/370564/awesome-amateur-bj/ As an aside, the girl giving…

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Hypothetical question

If you had a wife/girlfriend/significant other who was attractive, turned you on, was faithful as far as you knew, and enthusiastically met your every need for sexual release in creative ways that you enjoy as often as you want, but…

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I have big balls

Ya

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Juice is a WSOP coach!

Qui Nguyen met Juice at a nail salon in Vegas a couple years ago, and showed him how to play poker. Juice's advice "Just the Nuts" propels him to final table and millions for the take home prize. Juice is WSOP's…

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How many times has Trump......

lied, cheated, broke laws, run a corrupt political organization, etc, as an elected official? How about Hillary? Wikileaks anyone?

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IM SO FISHY

JUST LIKE MY SISTERS PUSSAY I GOT CAUGHT AGIN SPYIN ON HER AND SHE TOLD MOM NOW IM GONE GO GIT REVENGE

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I'm so petty

So a couple of weeks ago I asked this stripper for her number. She was maybe a 7.5, nothing spectacular, but pretty decent. She took my number down, but she didn't give me hers. It wasn't a big deal to…

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LDKers, pleeze!

Flush the goddam condom, will ya ? That's just fkn gross, man !

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Papi's dream girl?

http://www.sportingz.com/opinions/29-women-wont-believe-exist/25/ Can he handle that?

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The (Fake?) Club Camera Cundundrum

One thing when I go to a club I haven't been to before is to scope the place out for cameras. Usually when I see a bunch it may be an indication that they are also in the back,…

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Vegas

So I'm heading back to Vegas in a few weeks. The thing has always been that the hottest girls work at Rhino and Sapphires. Is that still the case? I tried out Sapphires and Rhino last time I was there.…

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Older strippers

Recently I have found myself starting to gravitate toward older dancers. Now, I'm not talking about strippers that are well beyond their prime or one that should have stop dancing a decade ago. But recently I have started…

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My obsession with South and West Asian strippers

The inspiration for this post is sinclair's question about getting together with Indian chicks. As long-term TUSCLers may know, I have been obsessed with Indian, Persian, and Arab strippers for many years, with all three being on my "bucket list" of…

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Halloween Candy - What's Your Favorite?

Juice, Crazyjoe and I went trick or treating last night. I dressed as Iron Man, Crazyjoe went as Liberace and Juice went as a couch. I was so exited when I woke up this morning to have Halloween candy for…

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Sex With Desi Girls

Have any of you fucked an Indian chick? If so, how easy was it for you to get the bang? I have a Caucasian buddy that is obsessed with Indian women. We live in a city being overrun by Indian IT…

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Help Stripper Move

Here it is 6 AM where I'm at and I'm getting ready for work, get a Facebook msg from a stripper asking if I'm working today because she got kicked out and needs to move her couches and clothes…

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zero customers at my local club on halloween night

I Swang in to my local club in Billerica Mas about 9 pm Halloween night and there was not a single customer!

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STUFF I H8 BOUT STRIPPERZ

I HATE WHEN I DROP $30000 AND BITCHEZ TWAT SMELLZ LIKE FISHSTIX

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Alright, what happened to @Motorhead?

It's been way too long for him to have been vacationing. I am starting to wonder and worry. Motorhead, are you still out there?

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Body shop in Miami FL

This club looks like its right up my style....$5 dances and high contact hell yeah ! Any other clubs like this in the area with hot AA and or Cuban ? I have developed a fetish for Cubans since my…

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The real JohnSmith....

He didn;t just start smoking weed, he's been doing it for many years http://www.wisdom-square.com/images/evilweed.jpg

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MVP of Halloween Boobs: Elvira

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mvps-of-horror-the-woman-behind-elvira-mistress-of-the-dark-on-her-35th-year-as-the-bodacious-horror-hostess-121428937.html She always had a nice rack, she's attractive as well without the make-up.

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Best Family Halloween Costume, Possibly Ever.

http://comedyhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Screen-shot-2015-11-01-at-1.23.46-PM.png It's amazing how many people I showed this today that didn't know what it was about. For those of you lost, I'll give you a hint, Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.

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What the hell is wrong with Chicago?

Anybody here live there?

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Halloween Party?

Is the Halloween party at the club really a good night? I've never been, but it seems like sexy Halloween costumes on strippers is still clothing, and my favorite costume for a dancer is to dress up as…

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Tootsie in Miami Florida city bus ?

Is the city bus solid in Miami to trust it to get me to Tootsie strip club ? Didn't know if it ran odd hours or if it didn't go near Tootsie ?

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Hillary and the Indians (no not that Hillary, the other one)

So Hillary Duff and her boyfriend dress up as a "sexy" pilgrim and Indian and the Internet is losing their shit over this. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5814e658e4b064e1b4b2e419 Have things gone too far where just about anything you do today causes someone or some…

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Advice on clubs

I have business that is going to take me thru Columbia, Missouri and St. louis, Missouri. I come here to the experts instead of reading reviews of people I have never seen on the discussion board because I think I…

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a stripper for a workout buddy

I went to see my Megan Fox look-alike at Looker's last Friday. The last time I was there, she -only half-joking- apologized for having a less than great ass. We joked about squats and leg presses which led…

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Sending Habbits Q and A for strip clubs

After my thread on mini trips and I read the comments and then went out and had a mini trip myself it began to make me question my larger trips I understand this is really up to each and everyone of…

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Here’s A Rundown of the Nine Rooms In This Year’s Strip Club Haunted House

I don't think I would go to this Portland strip club for Halloween. However, my CF told me she has a very sexy Halloween costume and wants me to see it. So I'll attend the club party today.…

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Hooters/Sports bar/Restuarant

This was my 1st ever visit to this weird restaurant/bar......with scantily clad woman.(very disappointed) Personally, i don't understand why these restaurants are successful. :Not a great place to watch a football game (screens too small) :Not a great place to eat/ food…

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Have you tried Googles Halloween search engine game?

I had a blast. Link may only work on safari, not sure. It did take me more than one try on my iPad to get past level 4. One color is harder to see than the others at least…

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Juice Gets Mad At Jackie, Throws Her Toy

It also happened to be at an NFL game http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/10/30/13472178/bills-patriots-nfl-dildo-on-field-what-bills-mafia

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Twin Peaks Tonite!

I went to watch the Chicago /Cleveland game. Look at hot friendly girls in their costumes! I got some Hersheys Kisses on the table... Every girl that walks by asks if one of them is for her... I say yes,…

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Why Portland has so many strip clubs

http://www.businessinsider.com/why-portland-has-so-many-strip-clubs-2016-9

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Eating Healthy

I have started shopping at some health food stores like Sprouts. Sometimes the scenery is worth it, even if you are not health concious. I see some hot ass yoga pants etc in those places! I am going to keep…

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How To Setup OTC

It's been a long run of bad luck for me lately. I have been given dozens of phone numbers of strippers who seem ready and willing to have a little fun outside the club. The same day or…

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Who would be the best president for the SC scene?

Obviously not Hillary. You may say Trump. But I really don't think Trump is into the SC scene. He doesn't pay for a women's attention by the hour. His ego wouldn't allow it. I say Gary Johnson.…

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MY LUNCH MENU 4 NOV.

PIZZA TOMORROW YAY http://houstonisd.nutrislice.com/menu/pershing-middle/lunch/november/2016/

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For those still undecided on your vote

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states

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Another shitty story

Democrats in Ohio deal with a shitty mess. Literally. Someone dumped a pile of shit in their headquarters. Shit slinging just got real http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/10/30/load-manure-dumped-at-democratic-headquarters-in-ohio-county.html

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For those of you who OTC

Does it ever cross your mind that a jealous boyfriend might follow your favorite stripper and beat your ass or at worst bust a cap on you? Let's face it. Some stripper boyfriends are not OK with their girlfriend seeing customers…

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For you married guys....

Ever ask your wife why the back door slams when you walk in the front door?

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Thigh gap. Yay or Nay?

Yay for me I love tall, slim women.

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(Joke) What do you give a stripper for her birthday?

A robe and a father who gave a damn. Haha, credit to that 70s show

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Dancer says "Not interested in OTC anymore"

I was doing OTC sessions with a dancer last year. Then she went out of town to see family. Saw her in the club last week after a long time. Spent good bit of money and got lotsa love. Broached OTC. She says…

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WWF/WWE

I used to be a big wrestling fan back in the day, it was good entertainment. It's not the same anymore, pretty boring storylines, these wrestlers nowadays don't have charisma. Looking back at the history of the WWF/WWE, who would you…