Tommy's 1 Must've Been Great to Warrant "Too"

I've been here twice on Saturday nights, and they've both been odd situations. I want to like it, but I guess for what I was looking for those two nights (an off the map strip club with naked women gallivanting around and not a whole lot of flash money) just isn't coming from this place.

Place is a typical dive bar, probably nice for the guys just getting off of work. Really cold on both visits. Looks nice on the inside, which is a switch compared to the sad looking exteriors. Plenty of seats around. One stage to the right. Typical dive club stage. Private dance area opposite the stage, closed off by a door. Most private place I've ever seen.

Both times I was there, the place suffered from one glaring strip club issue: lack of talent. I'm not talking about just quality here; I'm talking about quantity. First night had one girl. One. You could tell that all the guys that were there that night, all four of us, were just sitting at the bar itching for someone to hit the stage, or contemplating how long before we give up and move on to the next place or call it a night. Second time had two girls. Two. I mean, Saturday nights should be your capitalizing times, and yet they seemed to have trouble getting anyone to work them. I suppose one of the drawbacks to the “off the map” part of the club. The problem was exaggerated because this night had like ten guys.