Ive lost so much weight a attractive girl close to my age hit on me today while

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• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  .... and then you woke up..lol
• beguiled

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  8 years ago

  "...he hugged"
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Be careful dude - a good tranny can fool anyone
• skibum609

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  8 years ago

  You know you're old when you refer to women as "she" and other men refer to them as "he".
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Did you ask her what she likes to dip her Chackin tenders in and what's her favorite flavor of Four Loko?
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  You got your ass kicked juice
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Juice! Juice! Juice! SJG The secret chord that makes Christmas music sound so Christmassy [view link]
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  You do realize that getting beaten with a large bone-in ribeye by a panicked girl doesn't qualify as "hitting on you", don't you? ;-)
• JimGassagain

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  8 years ago

  Lol! ^^^
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  That's puppy love :)
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  Science fiction.
• onechange

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  8 years ago

  Did you check for the adam's apple?
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, that's good advice, onechange. Ya never know, you don't want to see its' dick when it takes its' clothes off, :)
• LecherousMonk

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  8 years ago

  What does this feel like? Never experienced it.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Juice, did you quit sugar? (The refined sweetener, not the euphemism for prostitution). -- From a former tobacco addict: --> "When I turned 30 I decided it was time to start living like an adult. That meant quitting smoking, drinking, and getting back in shape. Mayen you are in your 20s you can pretty much do some terrible things to your body and it tends to bounce back for a while, but around 28 or so it takes a little longer. I managed to lose about 40 pounds after quitting smoking and by eating mostly hot dogs and ice cream, along with working my butt off at the gym. After the weight came off I went back to a somewhat normal, but high calorie, diet while continuing to bike regularly. I put on a few pounds but continued to ride." --> "I moved into a new position, the exercise ended, work involved a lot of late nights, long hours, and even less physical activity. The exercise ended, restaurant and delivery continued, and I out on 100 pounds." --> "I went back to the gym and changed my diet. I tried something a little less extreme this time, along with what I knew about dealing with my addictions as a smoker. So far I'm down 75 pounds. I eat mostly vegetables, very little meat (it's more of a garnish than a main course), and no sugar except for special occasions. Stopping sugar felt much like getting off nicotine, with cravings and the whole deal for about two months. But sugar cravings eventually went away, along with chocolate and salty foods (although I still eat more salt than I probably should" --> "... And getting over sugar addiction is in some ways more difficult than giving up tobacco, mostly because it is ubiquitous in the United States." -- Congrats about getting hit on and getting a phone number! Juice, Juice, Juice!!
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Nope just lowered my calories to 1,500 daily Thanks brother
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  :)