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Fact Now Proven: Listermint Prevents STDs

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

See, I've been preaching to you guys for years to splash some Listermint/Listerine on your junk after crossing into some suspect pussy. Looks like I'm backed by science now as well.

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TheeOSU

I don't doubt that Listermint would kill gonorrhea bacteria but since that bacteria goes up inside your peehole who do you get the Listermint up there? :D

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4got2wipe

Ace!

Listermint is the best!

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4got2wipe

TheeOSU, I'm sure it burns to put Listermint up you urethra but there is likely to be burning either way if you just got gonorrhea!

Of course, the brilliant thing to do is ask your doctor before you put Listermint up your urethra. Maybe somebody can discuss that practice with their doctor and report back to the group. Any volunteers? ;)

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TheeOSU

"I'm sure it burns to put Listermint up you urethra but there is likely to be burning either way if you just got gonorrhea!"

Actually it takes 2 or 3 days for the gonorrhea burn to appear.

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4got2wipe

Fair enough TheeOSU! Plus I was clearly typing faster than I was thinking when I wrote that.

However, the suggestion to other TUSCL posters that they ask their doctor about the wisdom of putting Listermint up their urethra still stands! I bet the doctor will say "brilliant! That'll kill the gonorrhea before the gonorrhea starts to burn!" ;)

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shailynn

All you need to know is douse your junk with listermint after an intense VIP session, and your dick won't fall off.

Easy-peasy

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twentyfive

Did anyone else get that burning feeling from reading this article, I certainly did.

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jackslash

This is not good news for Rickthegonorrrhea.

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4got2wipe

"This is not good news for Rickthegonorrrhea."

I don't know jackslash. I picture a bacterium wearing a tiny suit and saying "I'm a badass! I'm resistant to antibiotics and other antibacteriala you haven't even heard of!"

Actually, it would be kind of brilliant if Rickthegonorrhea posted something! But only if he has an avatar of a bacterium in a suit!

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twentyfive

^^^ You should dip your junk in Valvolinel I heard that shit coats all moving parts.

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vincemichaels

Will 5W-30W be OK ?

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JuiceBox69

Ever jerk off with that shit ? Shit burns

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Longball300

God Bless the bathroom trolls.....

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shailynn

^^^ keeping your hands dry and preventing STDs since 1950

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Hugh_G_Rection

What Jackslash said. I think all the so-called council of Ricks are Rick the Gonorrhea.

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JuiceBox69

Poured in right in my dick whole...on fire for like a Week

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aroundtown
  1. Stick a straw in your dick hole and 2) submerge it in the listerine. 3) Fart, and it sucks the liquid right in. 4) Poof, bacteria is gone! 5) Don't forget to remove straw
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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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Jascoi

after the oil.....
ahhhhhhh ahhhhh aaaaaaa.......

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Papi_Chulo

I had a close call - I was taking a leak and I see some dark stuff at the tip of my dick - I'm like WTF? - I kinda freak b/c it looked weird - turns out I had switched bath towels and was using a new-one I had not used b/f that was dark-blue and seems tp shed and some of the material I guess got on the tip of my dick as I was drying myself - LOL

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san_jose_guy

Shailynn, do you carry Listerine with you on all your strip club visits? OTC too?

What, a small bottle in your coat pocket?

SJG

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