Viral clip shows Chargers guard masturbating. google.com
Didn't watch the video, but apparently a security guard was jerking off while watching the cheerleaders during the Chargers-Raiders game.
Fired, humiliated, and will probably have trouble getting another job or a date ever. He should have just recorded it and rubbed one out in a bathroom stall if he was that horny.
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I could see Juice doing this while waiting in line at KFC gazing at the photos on the menu above the counter.
didn;t know Larry Fishsticks worked security at football games
DON'T WORRY I GOT ANOTHER JOB AT SUBWAY
Dude should have just gone to TJ after the game
^^^ Exactly. Could have taken in a Mexican hat dance while he was there too.
"The worldwide web is abuzz over a San Diego Chargers security staffer purportedly being unnecessarily rough on himself."
Brilliant comment, but I suspect he was only being as rough as was necessary! ;)
^^^ new meaning to the phrase "roughing the passer!"
Will somebody please keep the jerk off the air? ;-)
I'm actually impressed. I'd never have the guts to do that.
^ I wouldn't describe that as guts. Stupid, pathetic, and crazy fit him better.
True that. Unless he was triple dog dared to do it. Then you gotta step up.
Holy shit what a fucking loser. But it would've been even funnier if he stopped and there was a big wet stain on the front of his pants.
Might even be a penalty call for "Taunting"
Wonder if that counts as a "LDK"?
I saw one of the videos from a San Diego news station. He was literally right off to the corner of where the cheerleaders were performing their cheers by the corner of the endzone and the back pylon. Couldn't have been more than a few feet away from the girls while he was pulling on his pud. Pretty creepy actually.
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