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Am I the only one noticing that a good number of strip club reviews published on a daily basis are just plain gabarge. I read reviews where a pl will describe an exceptional lap dance experience and forget , decline…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

In Utica, this is the place to go.

Driving through Utica and finally got a chance to stop here. They open late which is weird to me but the pizza place next door is pretty good if you want a pre-game bite…

Teasers

Utica, New York

Skip it !

I have driven through the utica area several times and never got to check out the clubs because namely they open late (8-9pm). This place is a total dump. I stayed for maybe less than…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

New girls

I've tried other clubs but always seem to migrate to the good ol Gold Club.  Stopped in one afternoon to a somewhat empty club.  I noticed a good crop of new girls working and a…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Gone down hill bad

I have reviewed this club before. Have been here a number of times. The girls still dance on the bar nothing seems different. The girls are mostly not great looking. I…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Loved it the first time I visited--return did not disappoint

I was in Jacksonville for a week on business about a month ago. I checked out this place and one other (the other nude club in Jacksonville). Both were good enough to bring…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A little slow, but a great time still

First time back in Jacksonville in several months and I had to stop by one of my favorite clubs. The club was a little slow, it looked like there were just a few others…

Catwalk Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Slow and expensive

First off, the good part is that the girls were def hot. Good dancers, and really good at trying to persuade you into the lap dance area. But that is…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

This place is more tired than a fat kid after gym class

I went in with two friends on a Friday night for some fun. This is a juice bar so remember to bring your own. The bartender was friendly and frankly way better looking…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Typical Friday Night

Finished up at another function on a recent Friday evening and didn't want to go home early. Stopped in around 9:30; parking lot looked packed, but place wasn't too crowded inside. Paid $5 cover -…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Hit or Miss

This place is a hit or miss. I actually like to come on the weekdays as there is less of a crowd. There are usually 4-5 girls on a weekday and most of the time…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

The review that isn't

I decided to make another visit to this club on Monday (5/8). The place has been described very well from other members so I won't go into it again. I arrived around 2 pm and…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I usually go here to paradise...

I usually go here to paradise on weekdays because i do bot like going on weekends because it is too crowded and i dont get any attention from the dancers. I also prefer coming during…

P1

Budapest, Hungary

Slow night but not a bad time

I was staying in the city for a quick visit and decided to visit earlier this spring. I called their shuttle service and it picked me up at the hotel, as expected. I'm always a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Better

As mentioned, this place is under new management and things are looking up. If they can attract and keep a few more quality dancers, I think it will once again be the place to…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

A little different

I have review Outhouse several times. I was back in KC for a meeting and stopped in on a Wednesday night. The place was a little bit busier than past visits, with about…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Different girls but the same experience

Came by this club on a Wednesday evening. Buzzed in and paid the $10 fee. It was nice that the bartender was also a dancer and just so happened to be coming off…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Its alright

Never been to this club in town on business close to where I was staying decided to give it a try. Definately not the nicest clube ive been in but not the worst either. $5…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Hot dancers but expensive time with no happy ending

Stopped by on a Saturday night after a stag party that had a comedian no dancers so a bunch of us figured needed to get our fill of dancers since we were out for the…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Fun but Pricey

Platinum is a fun place to go but you better have money to spend. Back of the club faces new circle road and there is plenty of parking. I never feel threatened outside or inside…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Not quite as good as the previous reviews of this FKK indicate

Caught a taxi both ways from/to Frankfurt Airport. Cost was about EUR50 each way as one got lost and the other ran into roadworks. Not a good start. There was a taxi outside at 2100…

Showgirls

Auckland, New Zealand

First Experience in a NZ club.

Visited Showgirls in the early evening, during a brief visit to Auckland. Free entry, and well priced drinks – a beer was only $8NZ much the same as in any bar. The lounge…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Still PITIFUL but more FUN ...

This club is having a hard time managing its dancers on schedule. At times there will be 9 - 12 girls dancing and at other shifts there will be less than 3. So quality can…

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smash or pass?

https://www.instagram.com/amandaeliselee/?hl=en Her body is so incredible that I would have to have to fuck her, but I might have to put a bag over her face. What about you?

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Who SCed on Mother's Day ?

If you did how was the club and was your visit day or night shift?

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SJG and Charlie Manson?

What do you think? Is SJG is Charles Manson wannabe now? Is there a serial killer you think he is more like?

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Fuegos in D.C is reopening

I spoke to some of the girls on my last Ebony Inn visit, and they were all talking about going back over to Fuegos. The club should be opening, next friday or the week after. Goodbye Showcase Theather!

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Spurs v Warriors

Anybody watching ? Are the Warriors going to come back? Right now theWarriors have a 19 point deficit.

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I hadn't been in on a...

I hadn't been in on a Saturday afternoon in awhile so decided to check out how things were going. A lot of the same ladies I usually see there but hadn't received dances from before.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

It was decent.

Went a few Saturdays back. It had been awhile since I had been to Jens so didn't know what to expect. Place is usually hit or miss, just depends if if go on the right…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

fair

Went on Friday and saw about 8 dancers in the afternoon. This was only the second time on an afternoon shift I saw a dancer go completely nude on stage. I was paying…

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Trivia questions: name that PL

Please answer only two, and give others a chance to play. Feel free to add your own trivia questions starting with # 30. 1. The Vagina Inspector 2. Has the symbol of the antichrist in his name 3. Nubster's…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ballpark Will Always Be The Ballpark....

Still the same hole in the wall it's always been- but who comes here for atmosphere? Lap dances are the reason this place exists- and if you can find a girl who trips your trigger, odds…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Just OK

This place used to be better with hotter ladies but they were mature versus other clubs. Drink prices are normal to high with beer costing around $8/bottle. Previously the club was a "hot" place to visit vs…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Lots of Fun, But No Chance at the Finish Line Unless you LDK

Great physical club, this has been told over and over, but big open layout, dances in separate area upstairs w/o alcohol. Been here before and there a few changes in the dance area, the lighting…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Thursdays are a great deal on beer

Beer is only $4.50/bottle on Thursdays which is a great bargain. Ladies are friendly and hot. dances are $20 but if you opt for the extras which are offered your first dance is free. Extras are $120/BJ…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Toppers Fun

Was out having a good night decided to stop by...first off have to say its a great titty bar for the price. Not a bad cover and most of the dancers are decently sexy. VIP…

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Detroit 2AMer.

Two people were shot and one was killed early Sunday morning in a shooting at at topless dance club and the Detroit Police Department seeking help to finding the suspect. It was 1:20 a.m. on the 95000 block of Michigan Avenue…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Sad...

5$ dances are the only thing holding this sad establishment up. This club use to be so fun maybe 6 or 7 years ago. A lot of pretty girls, 5 dollars a dance. I…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Great to be back

Its probably been eight months since my last visit and as I recall I wasn't that pleased with the last visit. I used to visit this club all the time and always had a…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Downhill slide

When I saw the changes that Fantasia was making to the VIP area, I suspected that things were going to change for the worse and I'm afraid that may be the case. It was…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good But Not Great

My friend and I arrived around 10-1030 on a saturday and there weren't many people there yet. Got a table for $10 and a waitress came over shortly after to get us beers. Nothing out…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Michelle & Michelle

So I guess Flashdancers has become my go to club whenever I get to visit NYC. I like the combination of lots of pretty young girls, a good club layout and decent $20 lap dances.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

HORNY DISNEYLAND

Decided to hit the Providence scene because of all the hype. I planned on hitting the usual Providence spots until i hit paydirt in the form of extras from a dancer that didnt look like…

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Just curious, does drinking beer make you feel colder or warmer?

It cools me down. A dancer said it made her feel warmer. If I drink a few cold beers, it feels like the temperature of my hands drops down into the 50's or 60's or cooler. The temperature of my hands…

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BrotherFogHorns Church Has Been Exposed

I'm guessing Juice was the number one donator in the congregation. How convenient, Juice can go play poker then go to church, to have sex! http://nypost.com/2017/05/13/sex-club-posed-as-a-church-to-evade-the-cops-officials/

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Detriot clubs

Going to the Greek Casino in Detroit....wanted to know which clubs could give me the total package...uuuummm lets say the complete follies experience I am used to in Atlanta!!

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Time to go

The only reason I was posting a comment was because I was looking for the answer to something and this was one of the sites they Google provided. So whoever posted that this is not a stripper board should read…

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Keeping it in the club

Are there any of you that have never done anything with a stripper OTC? Whether it's fucking, dinner, etc.

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Happy Mothers Day.

In celebration I took a MILF to VIP yesterday. I think today may be a slow day in the clubs.

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How many strip club customers are regulars you think?

Obviously, we have no way of knowing unless you worked at the club. But in your opinion, on any given day/night how many customers at the club are 'regulars' vs the 'party crowd', the 'barfly', 'one and done types', or…

Riviera Lounge

Hackensack, New Jersey

Lap Dance

This place has been around for over 50 years, and is kinda dated, as is the case with some of the dancers as well, but they are making attempts to get younger and keep up…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Wednesday night

Decided to visit after a Brewers game. Paid a $3 cover charge. I have not been here for over a year. This is very much a neighborhood bar with strippers. I…

El Gaucho

Los Angeles, California

Nice place

This was the first time I went to this club. I saw many guys playing pool and many others just standing staring at the girs. The thing that I liked the most was the admision…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Saturday break

I was in the area on a rainy Saturday and stopped by for a couple of beers. During the day there is no admission fee. There were 6-7 customers max. There were 4 white…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Thi$ place i$ expen$ive

The basics first. There is a $10 cover but you get free drinks all night. The place is small but a decent layout. There is a dance room in the back with a long couch…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Paper Moon Revisited

This was my second visit to PM, this time on a Saturday evening. Again I had a Euro sports car, so they let me park in one of the four coned-off spaces in…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Decent spot if you're downtown

Blush is almost aggressively medium. The value isn't great, with expensive drinks and dances ($30/ea or 3 for $80). The vibe is pretty typical "windowless club." The girls are really very good, however. Girls from…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I love this sh--

Hey hey it's me again this time I went to the mynx in Groton ct and at first I thought it was ok until an hour went by of buying drinks for girls that are…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Won't be back

Was meeting some friends here on their request. Based on previous reviews, I wasn't expecting much. At least my expectations were well set going in. One entrance into the place and they make it seem…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Good times were had

Went with some coworkers on Saturday night around 9. The club was a little slow at first, but it started picking up quickly. Lots of good looking dancers were there that night. Had some good…

The Cabaret Nightclub

Brisbane, Queensland

My first strip club experience

The club is located in the valley next to other strip clubs. The club is small and it was packed on a Saturday. Unfortunately you need to wait until someone else goes out of their…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

Same as last time

Visited this place a few months ago. I was in town for business again so I figured why not. I saw the same dance as last time and she had the same story…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Great time

I had a blast here. All the girls push the vip room, ndidnt partake thos time. Felt the privatw area dances were not worth the money. Great thong about thos place was a bar right…

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Lost In Translation: PL Extras Edition

So I'm at an extras club as some business took me in the direction. I get in and need to go to the bathroom first thing. On my way, I pass my weakness personified: An enhanced, busty, hot blonde MILF.…

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James Harden Making It Rain

http://www.yardbarker.com/mobile/content/article/s1_127_23940346

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You must be kidding

It's a year 2017 and I can assure you, that business is not what it used to be 5-10 years ago. But let me tell you : $200 /shift, about 6 hours long is being considered VERY bad, AWFUL…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Okay time, I enjoy the place

Came here again on a Tuesday afternoon. I guess I visit infrequently, being married and all. Probably get out 3-4 times/year, outside of traveling. Anyway the reason I bring it up is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Recent Visit

It had been almost 10 months (time flies for sure) since I had made a visit here, no changes were noticed in the physical layout of the club. Got here about 12:30, and seemed…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

New Rule?

I went in on a Saturday night, around 9:00 PM. There were only about 10-15 customers. The place was mostly empty. The bouncer came up to me, and said that I couldn't sit at any…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetahs is THE BEST strip club in San Diego

Cheetahs is THE BEST strip club in San Diego. I didn't say the world... Drop in on a Sunday, Monday or Tuesday to avoid the chaos and frat boys. And one last thing... be prepared…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

End of glory days

Went by Sin off the humble. Friday night, just leaving Fridays me and my friends didnt feel like going home. So we stopped thru. A lot of spanish ladies were dancing. Not many customers there.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday night fun

I was in town on business and decided to visit a couple clubs while here. The club is small and a bit drab in appearance. There were around 10 dancers when I arrived about 9pm,…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

BOOTU

Im never disappointed here. 30 to get in, a little pricey, but the talent is unbelievable. 20 for a dance. Lots of girls, dont think ive seen the same girl dance twice on a busy…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Possible ATF

This review covers multiple visits in the last few months. I've been spending time with a few 9s in my book. Model physique, pencil thin sexy legs, gorgeous, and naturals with a personality to match.…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Afternoon in the city

Was in the city with some tine to kill so I stopped by the club. This was my 2nd visit. They feature an afternoon 2-4-1 drink special which is great considering the high drink prices…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

In my opinion

Dance mileage is medium and dances and stage are nude. Customer pays $30 for his first dance, $10 of which goes to the house (club has a private dance area with 4 couches monitored…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Good time, nothing special, too crowded when I was there

Stopped by Diablo again on a Saturday night not long ago. REALLY crowded when I was there, no luck getting a seat, This place is still the most ink I've seen in a…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Excellent LA strip club

Came in to Bare Elegance right after checking into my hotel near LAX following a 6 hour flight. They are fully nude, no alcohol and have a full kitchen. Good food btw. This club I…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

First time

I have always read a lot about this place and was in the area and had to check it out. I got there Saturday around 6 and no trouble parking in the strip plaza.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy horse on a friday evening.

It had been a stressful week and wanted to treat myself to heal myself. Drove all the way from Palo Alto to San Fran in peak traffic ....So hear comes the meat of the review -…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Strip Club Meets Night Club

The 905 is definitely strip club meets night club. The place is huge with a massive stage. There are go go dancers and hot girls (dancers) in abundance. The VIP area is really cool too.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Little disappointed for Coliseum

Had the day off work decided it was worth the hour drive to visit good old colliseium for lunch. Had burger and fries was great food as usual. The smoke although I knew…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Wednesday evening visit

I went on a Wednesday night at around 9 pm. It was a slow night with less than 10 customers, I would think about 7 or so. Despite being a Wednesday night, surprisingly there were…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Anothet Great Time at Visions

I know I gend to review Visions alot, but It is really the only club in New Orleans I like to visit. Bourbon is way too expensive and pretentious. I LOVE Visions. So, I dropped in…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Friday happy hour

Stopped by the other Friday afternoon, really nothing special going on at that time but it was getting close to the end of the day shift. Probably the best one there would have been CC,…

Solid Gold

London, Ontario

best pick

as a dancer the best club I worked at in London was Solid Gold. The vibe is upbeat, sexy, yet relaxed. the rules are enforced there allowing everyone, dancers, staff, and clientele to feel…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Classic BoobyTrap

Had a blast at this place a few years ago and randomly decided to check it out after work one weekday night. Construction going on inside and outside the club so I'll be generous and…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Cozy

I would discribe this club as cozy. It is true that there is no good view from the bar to the dance pole. However the dancers do come around and give topless bar…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Good Club

Visited this club on a Friday afternoon. I went with a college who needed some cheering up, he was familiar with this place (lives nearby) and that is good because it would have otherwise…

Lil' Vegas

Fairmont, West Virginia

FUN FUN FUN

oh I have posted reviews on a few clubs in my time here. But Damn this one is a blast lets start with the girls are sexy and fun. they are more hillbilly wild…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

HK Trip

Inside HK, it honestly didn't feel THAT different than American strip clubs to me at first. Maybe a little 'wilder', but it was relatively quiet (it wasn't Fri/Sat night, so probably much more subdued than…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Stay away

So my homie and I decided to check this place out one night and believe me I wish we didnt. It is located in a shady area of akron but most of.akron is like that…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Bottom line - this is a...

Bottom line - this is a classy joint. I was in Dallas for a meeting that finished up around 3 pm, so I thought I'd go see the place. A good move. The layout…

The Hideout Gentleman's Club

Mt Pleasant, Pennsylvania

Crap

Went on Thursday about 9 PM. Was staying in the area, is difficult to get to from the turnpike. Ample parking, but only about 5 cars there. $15 cover. Walk in, only seats…

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What Are They Thinking

I'm constantly amazed at the large number of beautiful girls who seem to have no second thoughts/no shame/no morals, call it what you will, about exposing themselves to complete strangers in strip clubs, performing very intimate acts on customers and…

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Civie Sex

Business had been slow through the winter and cut into my disposable budget for recreation. Consequently clubbing has been infrequent lately. At a regular bar and saw this beautiful though maturing woman alone. Seeing the type of…

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Lap dance reruns

For the first time I got a lap dance from a girl for a second time. It was cool that she remembered me from a previous visit but the dance wasn't as fun because it was so similar to the…

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Honor among SC Mongers...

Some faithless member showed a stripper my review when she declined service to him at Showcase TH, Uhh wtf bro? You may have just ruined my ATF relationship w/ Hispanic girl.

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You know you're a regular.....

When all of the club staff know your name (dancers, bartenders, waitresses, DJ, managers, bouncers, owner) Keep it going

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Over/Under On How Long Until SJG is Committed and/or Arrested?

Seems to be getting worse with his recent fascination with aliens, the occult, and eastern mysticism. I'll put the over/under around 9 months. What do the rest of you think?

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This is some bullshit

I just read a review of Le Palace Gentlemens Club in the review the guy states that he got charged a tax for getting singles all I have to say is wow just fucking wow ! https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=301619

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[OT] Bitcoin

I've read conflicting information about how much money was demanded in the ransomware attacks yesterday. Was it really 2 bitcoins? If so I wonder if that could account for the recent runup in price?

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vincemichaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title says it all! Lol!

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

fun friday night

Came here when in town on business a month ago. The club looks monstrous from the outside, but is noticeably smaller inside. That said, the club doesn't feel very small. There's ample seating space around…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I've had better, I've had worst.

Had some free time so I thought I would drop in and see what's happening. Got there about 9:00 and maybe 6 guys and a handful or so dancers. I was looking for a…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Convenient location, decent dancers, but weird clientele

Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in, paid the cover,…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush Does the Job

In downtown Pittsburgh for a conference on Wednesday, and decided to deal with some afternoon boredom with a visit to Blush. The club is a block from the Convention Center and within walking distance…

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Inside the mind of a stripper

I'm putting on a condom, and my stripper says very sweetly "you don't have to wear that if you don't want to." I politely declined to go raw, "thanks but we'd better not," cause I don't need any diseases…

JB's Gallery of Girls

Chesapeake, Virginia

Decent dive bar

Visited around 8 pm, three decent looking dancers working. They each seemed to dance about five songs at a time. Tried to tip and get their attention but they seemed to be more interested in…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Le Palace

So made my trip out to Le Palce and was surprised by some of the rules here. First Ill start with the negatives. There is a Payout for getting change and its crazy, almost like…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Cheap

During the day there was free parking, free entry and no VIP tax. If you are a cheap ass motherfucker, this will be right up your alley. But remember Spider-Man, "with cheap places come cheap…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Candy Store

Candy Store is a locals strip bar. No frills just girls getting naked and you drink for a good time. Everyone points to Hi-liters or Bourbon Street in the reviews because they are…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Worth a visit

Another visit to Centerfolds as I was making the haul between NY and Boston. When I first got there at about 4 on a Thursday afternoon, the club had a decent number of people there, patrons…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

I made two visits in January

I was staying in Hialeah for couple nights close to the airport. I found this club to be the closest one to my hotel and I decided to give it a shot. My initial plan…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Great Club with hot dancers

Went late on a Tuesday night to relax before heading back to the hotel. Many hot girls and all were super friendly. I turned a few down before the perfect 10 sat on my lap.…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Decent location

I was nearby and decided to try this out. Maybe because it was Friday night, but the dancers were way better looking than I expected from the reviews here. I would say a couple 9s…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Watching

This club is great for chilling, watching dancers in stage, and some chit chat. Very few unattractive girls, though only a couple real lookers. Most are late 20/early 30s; different nationalities and body types Approach…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Spinner

Friday afternoon, only 2 dancers, Shocked because it was Cinco de Mayo. Most know the layout, warehouse type building with two levels as you walk in. T shaped stage with 3 poles.…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Regular weekend at the Pony

So fun story, the Pony came recommended to me by another dancer at a club in the southeast. To really enjoy the club you need to get a little background. A lot of dancers in…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

For Voyeurs with High Standards

It had been a couple of years since I visited the Admiral. Good news: it hasn't changed. Bad news: it hasn't changed. The Admiral is still the place to see the best-looking…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Sunday evening visit

Never miss the opportunity of visiting this club whenever I'm in the area. The opportunity came a couple of weeks back while going down 15. The club is small, and stage is small too. It's…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Pretty Good, by Chicago Standards

Coming in on a Thursday afternoon, I wasn't expecting much, so I was pleasantly surprised that there were some customers there (in the main seating as well as in the upstairs bar) and several attractive…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My Kind of Club

This was my third visit to Oasis, but I was a little short of time and money. At 5:00 the rotation changed from one dancer on stage at a time, to two, one on…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

PT Pit Stop

Another round at my favorite drop-in joint; I went in on a Friday afternoon as I have on the past several recent visits. Paid the 'ol $10 cover and this time I went ahead and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

they are back

went back during a longer layover in PHX, got there early and I think part of the success is getting there early!! I can speak that the regulars are back, and back in force. seems like…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

To me it had a couples vibe to it

I go to strip clubs for a few reasons. One is they usually have hot women that are of questionable character that can be had with the right game and wallet, to get drunk to…

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You gotta be shitting me.

No. 1 in the nation: Local city named America’s ‘most lustful’ Editor’s note: This story contains several hashtags that might be offensive to some people. Discretion is advised. A local city has made another Top 10 list, this one perhaps the strangest…

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Detroit dancer named Ace!

Of course I am sure there are many Aces at many clubs,but this one stands out. Her actual name is Eunice, drirty blone or brown hair depending, used to dance at Henry's and Bogart's has a tattoo on her (right,…

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Detroit Michigan dancer Karma

Of course I am sure there are a couple karma's, but this one stands out. Her actual name is Jessica, drirty blone or brown hair depending, used to dance at Henry's and Bogart's has a tattooon her (right I think)…

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Late night OTC

Ugh. I have an hour to kill before she even heads over and all I really want to do is go to sleep. It is 1:00 am now and I've had a long day. I love pulling…

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Sunnyvale, California

Not sure how they can even call it a strip club

Ok so I knew it was only a bikini bar, but I still expected a little bending of the law. Even worse. If you have ever been to a biker clubhouse and there is a…

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Dancer licenses

Really just a question: a dancer friend started work at Scores in Palm Beach tonight. She said she needed a license which cost $70. Any truth to that?

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Another one

Forest Glen Middle School teacher accused of raping 15-year-old boy TAMARAC, Fla. - A Broward County judge ordered a middle school teacher to stay away from kids on Friday, after she was arrested for raping a 15-year-old boy. According to an…

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Longest free porno.

I have not watched it yet but this is the longest free porno that I have come across. 2 hrs 26 mins.

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OT: Occult Group Behind Donald Trump?

It is well known that at core the Nazi Party was an occult group. And two of the exemplars were Heinrich Himmler and Rudolph Hess. And not that it was necessary to have this book to make this…

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"You're not a cop, are you?"

When I get this question, it's a very good sign that I am about to have a very good time. Anybody not have a good time after getting this question? (if not, I guess it means she didn't…

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Cara Rose is udderly bustaceous

Here is my big-breasted babe du jour: British glamour girl Cara Rose, AKA Delia Rose Philips, whose 32G bazongas are allegedly natural. I can already hear shadowcat quipping "Moo!" or "Dairy queen!". It's OK, sc: TUSCL…

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Body modification gone too far

http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/michaela-schaefer-and-other-nude-german-models-with-hamburgers Zoom in on her nipples. They've been altered to be heart-shaped. Breast implants are common place. I've become a customer to inordinately tattooed dancers and models. I like the look of pierced nipples, but not the feel.…

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I Found A New Chairwoman for SJG's Organization

Here you go SJG. Looks like she is in search of a new job! https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-congresswoman-may-spend-rest-life-prison-fraud-072639333.html

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One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses is working at the Bunny Ranch

Do you think it would be brilliant to fuck somebody that fucked Charlie Sheen? Now is your chance! www.bunnyranch.com/blog/sara-bentley/

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Middle eastern strippers

With all these Syrians coming over to the united states to the cities that can take them in, does anyone think some of the women will begin stripping or most likely not because of there religions/cultural beliefs?

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Maybe not every stripper wants you to pay for sex? Nah that's fantasy...???

So I left the night club after being told I may have had too much to drink half a bottle of... some sort of vodka. But I was still horny and feeling good enough to have ever girl in my…

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Tampa Clubs Part 2

Ok let me try this again. I have been to Mons on 3 previous trips to Tampa. It is the only club in Tampa I have been to. So my question is there any other club worth going to besides…

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vincemichaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title still says it all! Lol!

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FIV or 1&Done

Dude if a girl wont give you the FIV do you continue to get dances from her if you are looking for ITC Extra's or OTC Extra's? I don't and I've been getting messages from guys asking me about dancers…

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OT: Do you like Patio Homes? Eichlers, Mackays, etc.

Usually built in the late 50's thru the 60's. Some people like them, some people don't. Not built in all areas. Here because of moderate climate and low humidity, meaning less insects. They speak to a desire for informal life,…

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These high school seniors are going to get awesome graduation gifts

New low in PL-dom: http://www.startribune.com/rosemount-woman-charged-with-using-hs-grad-party-fund-for-sex-toys/422013503/

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Tampa Clubs

Ok I need all the Tampa experts out there to give me you favorite club or two in Tampa and the reason why it is your favorite? Is it because of mileage? Hotness of dancers? Price? Extras? Other?

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Car jokes

Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being…

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Will another deep recession revive the stripclub game?

Just remembering how live and how hard dancers worked in the 2000s. Wondering if another recession hit, how would it effect the stripclub industry.

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Dealing with declining service

What do you do when a stripper you regularly get dances from (about 1 a week for a couple of months) and who has consistently provided a very good experience (not talking extras, but allowed plenty of contact), has started…

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better approach with strippers

Say you're in your 20's or 30's and you think you have a "connection" with a stripper. You really want to fuck her OTC. You would like it free, but if you have to pay for it, you'll do it. Which…

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Buying food from a strip club?

Do any of you guys buy food from a SC while there? Unless I'm absolutely starving or pinch for time I don't see myself buying lunch/dinner from a club. Maybe it's just me but I would feel weird eating in…

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Stripper fishing for compliments.

How do you respond to strippers asking do you like my new out fit, do you like my hair this way, I think my tits or ass are too small, do you prefer red head or blonds, etc etc, etc? All…

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Where are all the Eastern Eurorean "Dancers" coming from?

The last couple of times I have clubbed in and around NYC area i have come across clubs inundated with eastern European girls, most speak almost no English. Some are nice looking but many are average or below. They constantly…

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Tell a CF to lose weight

If a CF gained weight to the point that she was on the brink of not being a CF, would you tell her that she needs to lose the weight? I have to ask because the strip club is an…

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It's like an addiction

Some days I think to myself that I will just read posts and not write anything. It never fails that fishsticks will inevitably write something icredibly stupid and I just can't resist responding. I'm fighting the urge right now.

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Broadest Question Ever

How do you decide how much to pay, for what, and to whom? What's your System(TM)?

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Proper way to request a dance.

I'm new to the strip club scene and I'm wondering, is it appropriate to ask a dancer for a lap dance or should I let them ask me first?

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Sanctuary Cities

Has anyone notices the hypocrisy of the sanctuary cities? These are the same cities that have passed outrageous minimum wage laws but have thousands of illegals the will work off the books for cash at below the national minimum wage. If…

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Has a dancer ever asked you why you don't get dances from her?

As most of you know, I like to hit small-black clubs and in Miami dances at these clubs are only $5 or $10 w/ good-mileage - w/ my love for chocolate and the cheap-dances, I often get A LOT of…

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To do a MILF or no kid woman

I have found that many MILFS know what they like and are not afraid to let you know how to please them. No kids women many times expect you to read their minds about their needs. I was never good at…

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Watching the girls in the parking lot just coming in to work.

This can be interesting and some times scary. Last Saturday Bubba267 and I were standing outside of Follies front door waiting for them to open. A car pulls in with 2 kids in their car seats in the back and…

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$1K+ on a outing and the options ?

One of the biggest reasons I'm currently traveling is to see if spending $1,000 and up is worth it or if it's better spent at my local clubs. For me I'm tired of cheap sex workers that are over the…

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Stock Ticker RICK Up Nearly 10% Yesterday!

Good quarter for stock ticker RICK. (Not too surprising given the economic boom.) In addition it looks likes after a pause to consolidate they are going back into growth/acquisitive mode: picking up Scarlett's Cabaret in Miami. Trading at $18.48 as I…

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vincemichaels Should Apologize to TUSCL

and veterans for lying about military service.

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Is pubic hair coming back?

I was scanning through some porn the other day and it seems more of the "actresses" are abandoning the fully shaved look. Still not a high percentage, but it seems to be more prevalent than the recent past. Has anyone…

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lawyer jokes

What is your all time favorite lawyer joke? Example 1. Why did Washington DC get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and chemical plants? New Jersey chose first. Example 2.…

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Anybody want to be on this Floiduh jury? :)

A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend wants to enter his penis into evidence in an oral sex death trial. Richard Henry Patterson, 65, has admitted he choked his girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, 60, to death on Oct. 28, 2015, but…

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GPS-newer acronym not in the glossary

It's popped up a couple of times, most recently in Papi's review of BTR. Global Positioning System doesn't work in the context I've seen.

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My theory on kissing

I think for most of us TUSCLERS it's pretty rare that a stripper will kiss us during a dance. I think that is for any of the possible reasons (A. they're not sure if us customers will want/like it…

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vincemicahels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title says it all! LOL!

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Wife banger

Has anyone else ever wanted to fuck someone's wife? It's definitely on my bucket list, but I've never gotten lucky enough to get with one. Anyone else ever wanted this as well? Has anyone ever done it? And got any…

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When My Wife And I Got Married

J: When My Wife And I Got Married P: We mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have sex with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad…

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Why do female hairless apes remove pubic hair and armpit hair but not head hair?

You apes are mostly hairless anyway. Why not go all the way? Squawk!

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The White-Rumped Swallow; A bird-watcher's guide

I laughed like hell today when I saw that Wikipedia's article of the day was the White-Rumped Swallow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-rumped_swallow I thought to myself: Hey, TUSCLers are for the most part VERY…

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Two TUSCL Internet Tough Guys Walking Down Wall Street

One is named Dougster and the other is named Twentyfive. They see an Occupy protestor with a sign which says, 'The 98%'. So Twentyfive says, "You good for nothing looser, never accomplished anything in your entire life."…

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White stripper decline at follies cont.

To add to the topic of the white stripper decline at follies ....I have notice that the ones that are there are super ghetto...to many tats...sound like they have watched to much boyz in the hood growning up....im just saying...i…

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Not natural

Here in LA it's plastic surgery central obviously. In the strip clubs I've noticed a new trend, lip injections. I guess they all want to be Kylie Jenner or something. It never looks good, it's a major turn off to…

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Slut?

http://jamaica-star.com/article/entertainment/20170508/stripper-called-slut-selling-used-panties

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Regulars

Excuse the nube questions upfront but what makes someone a regular? Advantages? From what I have read in other discussion topics there is multiple references of the girls in many places sitting talking to regulars. Maybe I'm inferring incorrectly but…

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Stripper Therapists

Only in NYC. HA HA! http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/nyc-strip-club-claimed-dancers-therapists-avoid-taxes-article-1.3146393