Not sure how they can even call it a strip club

Ok so I knew it was only a bikini bar, but I still expected a little bending of the law. Even worse. If you have ever been to a biker clubhouse and there is a stage in the corner with a couple bier chicks taking turns in the cage, that I bout on par with this. There is a stage with about 10 chairs around it up against a wall. The bar runs the length of the opposite wall and is close enough that people stepping away from it bump into your back if you are at the stage. There is literally a brass rail going around the bar. Even though the girls are clothed, you cannot even hand them the dollar, much less tuck it in their bikini top or in a garter belt even. You lay your money over the rail and they come and pick it up, with their hands. I talked to one girl who was nice enough, but hustling. No problem since that is her job, but there was nothing that put you in the mood to want to even find out about a lap dance. The drinks were weak so you couldn't even get a buzz on to try to enjoy it. Sorry but this was a neighborhood bar in a strip mall that happened to have a stage with some neighborhood average girls swaying kind of to some music. Just terrible. if anyone tried to have a bachelor party there, the groom should beat his best mans ass.