The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Convenient location, decent dancers, but weird clientele

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kosdeviant
May 13, 2017, 8:02 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in, paid the cover, bought a water, and headed into the club. The layout is unique. Old movie theater like seats and a long stage that goes from one end until about the middle of the club. Stage tipping can be fun; as most of the entertainers were fairly interactive for a small tip.

Dances are done in three rooms. A main publicish lap dance room and then two different levels of private booths. Prices were decent. I opted for the middle option, the lesser-priced private room, and it was 3 dances for a $100. Got dances from L***. Cute, nice, brunette. She started at me for a while before finally coming over and seeing if I wanted a dance. But once she did, off went. Dances were good. Nothing crazy or amazing, but a nice set of dances for a fairly reasonable price. I would return.

The only negative this trip, apart from the fact that the dancers were all a bit on the older side (but all were very well maintained and put together), was that there were some super odd other customers there. But with SF, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.

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Convenient location, decent dancers, but weird clientele