HORNY DISNEYLAND

Decided to hit the Providence scene because of all the hype. I planned on hitting the usual Providence spots until i hit paydirt in the form of extras from a dancer that didnt look like she'd been around the track for decades. After much contemplation I decided to start my quest at Desire. Got here around 1 and figured it would be pretty empty. Pulled up to the parking lot and boy was i surprised. Parking lot was JAM PACKED. Location is near the water and just off the highway in a sort of industrial spot.

So you get in (no cover) and the first thing that hits you is the upscale finish on this place. Its nice with big tv's, 2 nice square bars, nice seats and a bustling atmosphere. This place must be making a mint if it was packed at 1 o'clock on a Tuesday. Crowd was mainly older gentlemen with a good mix of executive types and white collar types. The 2 square bars is a little odd and it was explained to me that there were more floors only open to members, which sounds like an awesome deal for regulars, but for wayfairers like me its the pits.

The next thing that jumps out at you is the quality of dancers: this place is disneyland for people looking for model like spinner types. Vast majority of the girls were 7 or above with a few bigger girls sprinkled in. If you cant find something to peak your interest here it might be time to retire from the mongering scene. They literally had an asian, a latina, some bigger girls, blondes, red head, everything (besides WOC) under the sun. There also is NO dollar parade.