The White-Rumped Swallow; A bird-watcher's guide

I laughed like hell today when I saw that Wikipedia's article of the day was the White-Rumped Swallow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-rump… I thought to myself: Hey, TUSCLers are for the most part VERY familiar with this bird and thought we could come up with our own VIP room field guide to this most beloved species.

I'll start and feel free to add some lines: Often also nicknamed the PAWG, the white-rumped Swallow is known for twerking her well rounded assets on stage in order to lure horny buzzards to her nest, which she feathers by dropping her beak between their knees...