Car jokes

Piece of shit car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fw0OvKF…

Thanks shadow. I remember that song, which reminds me of how fucking old I am. Now I have to find me a JS style DS to make me feel young again.

FORD: Found On Road Dead

FORD:For Our Retarded Daughter

F O R D = Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge (funny, because I have a Mustang). P O N T I A C = Poor 'Ol Niceguy Thinks It's A Cadillac. H O N D A = Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

J: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
P: A Fjord Escort.

J: One lawyer asked the other lawyer, "What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?"
P: The golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

This is mean, car lives matter. :)

J A G U A R = Just Another Grand Under Auto Repairs
R O L L S = Rich Ostentatious Luxury Loving Snob

BMW= Black Mans Wheels

Good one Dominic ^5.

Acura- Asia's curse upon rural America
Audi- accelerates under demonic influence
Buick - Big ugly indestructible cat litter
Chevrolet- cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time
GMC- Got a Mechanic Coming?
Jeep- Just eats every penny
Mini- Moron Inside Notably Insane

BMW= Break My Window (steal my radio)

Good ones, g95 , except for Buick mismatch. (Last letter) My suggestions:

B U I C K = Barfing Under Influence (of) Cash Killer / Big Ugly Indestructible Curb Kisser

C A D I L L A C = Can A Distinguished Intelligent Luxury Lover Act Cool

"Cat killer". Good catch, minnow. My autocorrect is striving to prevent behavioral predictors for future serial killers.

Q: "What kind of car does skidum drive?"
A: "I don't know. What kind of car do fags usually drive?"


Lol!

F O R D M U S T A N G = Fun On Recreational Drives Must Understand Sweet Talking And Nice Girls.

On above, can substitute "Sexual Tricks And Naughty Girls" in last 5 letters. How about that, Shadowcat !

BMW - Big Money Waster

All right minnow. You know what works. :)

I remember a commercial with a broken down Toyota on the side of the road, Along comes a car on the highway and they are spotted. The passenger says to the driver, don't stop, keep driving. They are thieves. Since when does a Toyota break down?

my focus is reliable...this is europeen propaganda or russian