Car jokes
skibum609Massachusetts
Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being the asshole is on the outside.
Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being the asshole is on the outside.
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last commentPiece of shit car.
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Thanks shadow. I remember that song, which reminds me of how fucking old I am. Now I have to find me a JS style DS to make me feel young again.
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FORD: Found On Road Dead
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FORD:For Our Retarded Daughter
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F O R D = Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge (funny, because I have a Mustang). P O N T I A C = Poor 'Ol Niceguy Thinks It's A Cadillac. H O N D A = Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
J: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
P: A Fjord Escort.
J: One lawyer asked the other lawyer, "What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?"
P: The golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
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This is mean, car lives matter. :)
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J A G U A R = Just Another Grand Under Auto Repairs
R O L L S = Rich Ostentatious Luxury Loving Snob
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BMW= Black Mans Wheels
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Good one Dominic ^5.
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Acura- Asia's curse upon rural America
Audi- accelerates under demonic influence
Buick - Big ugly indestructible cat litter
Chevrolet- cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time
GMC- Got a Mechanic Coming?
Jeep- Just eats every penny
Mini- Moron Inside Notably Insane
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BMW= Break My Window (steal my radio)
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Good ones, g95 , except for Buick mismatch. (Last letter) My suggestions:
B U I C K = Barfing Under Influence (of) Cash Killer / Big Ugly Indestructible Curb Kisser
C A D I L L A C = Can A Distinguished Intelligent Luxury Lover Act Cool
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"Cat killer". Good catch, minnow. My autocorrect is striving to prevent behavioral predictors for future serial killers.
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Q: "What kind of car does skidum drive?"
A: "I don't know. What kind of car do fags usually drive?"
Lol!
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F O R D M U S T A N G = Fun On Recreational Drives Must Understand Sweet Talking And Nice Girls.
On above, can substitute "Sexual Tricks And Naughty Girls" in last 5 letters. How about that, Shadowcat !
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BMW - Big Money Waster
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All right minnow. You know what works. :)
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I remember a commercial with a broken down Toyota on the side of the road, Along comes a car on the highway and they are spotted. The passenger says to the driver, don't stop, keep driving. They are thieves. Since when does a Toyota break down?
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my focus is reliable...this is europeen propaganda or russian
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