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smash or pass?

larryfisherman

California

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Her body is so incredible that I would have to have to fuck her, but I might have to put a bag over her face.

What about you?

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GoVikings

pass

looks too fake

not my type at all

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larryfisherman

@govikings- I think she's one of these Instagram "fitness trainers" so I think her ass is real, but I'm not sure about the tits.

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jester214

The face is your problem? She looks deformed from the waist down.

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Papi_Chulo

Would not pay to fuck her (not my type) but would fuck her for free - yeah the tits look fake and the ass does not look super-fake but I have my doubts about her curvy ass and hips being real

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flagooner

I thought it was a cartoon.

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larryfisherman

I think from the waist down is her best attribute, she has 9 million followers, so obviously a lot of people like it, and her ass is what she shows off the most.

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Dominic77

I have a few body types that ring my bell and her's isn't really it. I do admire the fitness and dietary dedication a body like that much take. The dedication is her most attractive attribute (to me).

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twentyfive

Looks like she comes in a box manufactured by Mattel, not for me.

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Alterego4401

Problem with all that fake stuff, it feels hard. Sometimes Like a rock. Women should feel soft. Hard pass for me.

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Supremeruler

would smash doggy style.

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a21985

Going against the grain on this one, I'm a solid yes. Dat ass.

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larryfisherman

"would smash doggy style"

Exactly. I'll add with a bag over her head.

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rane1234

rhetorical, no one on here is passing

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larryfisherman

^^^three or four people already said they would pass

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Subraman

-->"pass looks too fake not my type at all"

First response gets it right, should've just closed the thread right there

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clubdude

I'm in the minority! As I've said before, that's why we have paper bags (but none needed in this case).

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Longball300

Pass on dat huge ass.

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rockstar666

Pass. Just not my type; but if we were on a sinking ship I'd cling to her as a flotation device.

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Dolfan

Pass. Her face isn't the problem though, that ass & those fake tits are.

I mean, if I woke up with morning wood and that giant ass was nuzzled up against it, I'd probably give it to her. But other than that, I'm not interested. She'd get kicked out of bed for eating crackers. If I were sitting at the stage when she came up, I'd probably get up and move.

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dallas702

I know big butts are "a thing" these days, but I seriously do NOT get the attraction. This woman looks deformed!

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JohnSmith69

I pass twice

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Subraman

No fucking way I'm going to be out-passed by JS69. I am triple-passing.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Not for me.

But women like her typically have several 100k Instagram followers and post multiple product sponsor photos per day.

So... someone wants to fuck them.

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NinaBambina

Her body is totally constructed by doctors and she looks old in the face. If that is your thing, then smash.

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larryfisherman

Yeah the more I look at it, the more I'd probably pass.

I have you beat Subra, I'm going to "quadruple bypass".

Drops mic

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Estafador

Pass, she looks anorexic

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san_jose_guy

The face is a little bit quirky, but a few minutes to get to know her, and she would be very good for me.

SJG

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HungryGiraffe

Phat ass works for me.

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georgmicrodong

Pass. Without a second look.

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