For Voyeurs with High Standards

It had been a couple of years since I visited the Admiral. Good news: it hasn't changed. Bad news: it hasn't changed.

The Admiral is still the place to see the best-looking dancers in Chicago. They still dress elegantly. They still undress completely, although some dancers attempt to cover the vagina with the fingers when they spread their legs or roll over. The atmosphere is very laid back, with offers for drinks, offers for backrubs and offers for dances, but all of them are polite about being turned down. Table dances are available for $10, but they are really just a tease for more expensive dances.

There is little mileage if you go for a private dance and the dancers would like to upsell you to the more expensive room. The Admiral is good for an occasional fix of seeing really goreous women getting completely nude. However, it is not the place for low-cost entertainment and extras.